Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 444: Don’t Be Afraid if You Are Unemployed Because There Are Unemployment Benefits!

Chapter 444: Don’t Be Afraid if You Are Unemployed Because There Are Unemployment Benefits!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 444 Don't Be Afraid if You Are Unemployed Because There Are Unemployment Benefits!

"Because I survived by killing people," Sogo looked ahead and replied indifferently, "Even if I am hated by a few more little brats now, it will not change anything. Because I am indeed a murderer."

"What a good murderer," Kagura casually replied, "Can you bear so much resentment but can't stand a weeping girl-aru?"

"What do you know, little brat? There are things in this world that you must protect even if you get your hands dirty. It is precisely because of these stained eyes that you know that some things cannot be stained." As he said, Sogo suddenly chuckled, "Of course, I say that, but it doesn't mean that what I want to protect is the crying of girls. I thought you would understand this kind of thing. After all, there is a little uncle who is very similar to me."

Kagura looked at Sogo with a puzzled face.

"Killer? Murderer?" Sogo smiled, "Being called like this, I feel like a saint when I face that man. Do you know how many people that man has killed? Thousands... no, it should be tens of thousands, right?"

"Hey!"

"Hey, don't be agitated," Sogo shrugged, "I just want to say that even that man, who is called the only wild beast in the world, must have something he wants to protect. The innocence of his idiot niece or something. In short, I am almost like the boss."

"Similar to little uncle?! You..." Kagura widened her eyes and looked at Sogo in disbelief, "...You're not going to confess to me, are you?! Because it's at this juncture, you want to confess to me before you die-aru?! Hey, please spare me, if I'm liked by someone like you Yes, I have nightmares every day."

Sogo, who had two veins on his face, twitched his eyes and complained, "Hey, what's going on with your brain? Why can it be understood like this? Is it because you are an idiot? Is it because you are an idiot that you can't understand it?"

"Little uncle was my little uncle from the moment I saw him." Kagura turned her face away and replied in a low voice, "Apart from that, there is nothing else-aru. Maybe there were a lot of things about him in the past that I didn't understand, but it doesn't matter. And my uncle must also hope that way."

"What an understanding niece~" Sogo sighed.

"By the way, if you don't have endless vinegared... no, I won't accept your confession without fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl-aru," Kagura continued, "Then at least a little better than little uncle. In this way, I can ask for more when I need pocket money-aru."

"Hey, you are trying to say that vinegared kelp? Why did it change to fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl?" Sogo said expressionlessly. Then he sighed and continued, "I don't know if your conditions are simple or difficult. And better than that man? Sorry, there is no guy on earth like that. Go back, please go back to your home planet, you smuggled girl."

"No, little uncle has already made up for the legal procedures for me-aru," Kagura retorted seriously, "Now I can be considered as an immigrant who has lived in Edo for a long time. When I reach adulthood, I will be able to receive unemployment benefits every month. Aru. I am really looking forward to it. I can get both pocket money and unemployment benefits every month"

Looking at the yearning expression on Kagura's face, Sogo was speechless for a long time, "How thick-skinned are you when you still ask your elders for pocket money every month after you become an adult? And you don't belong to those who can get the unemployment benefits, right? Although that Yorozuya is no different from unemployment, that still is a job, right?"

"Hmph," Kagura snorted, "You don't understand, do you? Sure enough, you are just a little brat. I have discussed this with Gin-chan. When I become an adult, I will ask him to fire me. Then, I can openly claim the unemployment benefits-aru!"

"This is a scam, right? But aren't you guys going too far?" Sogo looked at Kagura in disbelief, "Can you do this for such a small amount of unemployment benefits?"

"Receiving unemployment benefits is the first sign of adult's maturity-Aru!"Kagura said with a serious face.

"No! It should be the beginning of the unemployment!" Sogo whispered, then sighed and continued, "Well, forget it. I've known for a long time that you have a brain disease. I don't want to complain about this kind of thing now. After all, it may be the last moment."

"Don't worry. I will live well after you die-aru." Kagura shook her head and sighed, "Maybe I can eat more than usual."

"No, I'm not talking about that..." As he spoke, Sogo turned around and revealed a constipated expression. His face was covered in cold sweat as he continued, "I mean my anus is down to its final moments, do you mind if I crap here?"

Instantly, Kagura became expressionless.

Sogo began to struggle desperately, "I can't take it anymore! Really! I can't take it anymore!"

"Hey! Is it real or fake?! Wait a minute!" Kagura quickly replied, "Didn't you say earlier that some things cannot be dirty?! This is a place that cannot be dirtied!"

"No! I can't take it anymore!" Sogo gritted his teeth. His eyes were bloodshot and his face was covered in cold sweat as he shouted, "It's coming out soon! Lend me those two dumplings on your head! I'll use that! Hurry up and lend me that!"

"What are you trying to do-aru?! How can it possibly fit in something like this?!" As she spoke, Kagura looked in the direction of the two guards and shouted, "Help! You two guards! This guy wants to crap. Can you let him go to the toilet a little? I beg you!"

"You want to run away, right? Bear with it." The guard turned to look at the two and replied.

Seeing that Sogo was about to let go, Kagura quickly explained, "Don't be ridiculous! What do you think will happen if it's crap in a place like this?! Don't underestimate S's crap! I've seen Gin-chan's poop that she forgot to flush! It's super big! Super! It's so long! It can be arranged into an S word!"

At the same time, a group of ronins walked over because of Kagura's noise.

"Sis... Sis, please wait a moment, please... please take me with you..." Sogo's face suddenly showed an expression that seemed to be on the verge of being played. His eyes were dull as he looked in a certain direction, and he even laughed from time to time. "Eh? What river is that? Is it the automatic flushing toilet? Hehe..."

"It's an illusion!" Kagura shouted, "This guy is going to cross the automatic flushing toilet in the underworld! Hey! Pull yourself together! Come with me, inhale, inhale, exhale-----, inhale, exhale-----!"

"Inhale, inhale, exhale-----" Sogo learned from Kagura.

"Shut up! That's a spell to make crap come out faster!" Tendo stopped them loudly and then turned to look at the subordinate behind him, "Hey! I don't want to see dirty things! Don't you have a basin or something?"

"A basin? I'll go and find it now." A ronin responded and quickly turned around and ran out.

However, at this moment, Sogo suddenly quieted down. His face was expressionless, and his eyes were lifeless as he said, "Ah, everything is fine now."

Everyone, "..."

"Eh?" Tendo blinked, his face covered in cold sweat. He tried to ask in a low voice, "What did you say? Ah? Could it be... you crap?"

Kagura, who was at the side, had her mouth half open and her face was covered in cold sweat. She twitched the corner of her eyes and looked at Sogo with black lines on her face.

"No, I didn't crap." Sogo's eyes were dull as he looked up at a forty-five-degree angle.

"No, wait... wait a minute..." Tendo twitched the corner of his eyes and said in a low voice, "Eh? Wait... eh? What's with that expression of yours? It's completely lifeless. Your eyes are still staring blankly ahead!"

"I already said that I didn't crap. Really, please let me go."

"Even your sitting posture has changed!" Seeing Sogo bending his legs backward into a girl's sitting posture, Tendo covered his nose and yelled, "Girls sit in that way to avoid their buttocks having close contact as much as possible! Oops! It's so dirty! Clean it up! Clean it up for me quickly!"

But at this moment, Kagura suddenly retched.

Tendo looked at Kagura with a frightened face.

"I feel a little nauseous...I going to vomit..." Kagura lowered her head and said with a painful expression.

"Hey! It's a kid's vomiting this time after that crap thing." a ronin reminded.

"Wait! Hurry up and do something for that little brat. Hurry up and go give her an Emesis Bag!" Tendo hurriedly ordered.

A ronin responded and quickly turned around and ran out.

However, at this moment, Kagura could not hold it in anymore. She retched again and vomited out loud, _(`)blarg(h)...

However, the amount of vomiting was too large. A large number of mosaic tiles instantly covered all the ronins and formed a mosaic waterfall from the gap on the floor.

"How much did this kid eat? Why did she vomit like a waterfall!" A ronin who had been knocked down exclaimed.

"Ah!" Tendo pinched his nose and closed his eyes as he screamed, "What are you doing Hurry up! Hurry up and do something! If this continues..."

As he spoke, Tendo couldn't help but lower his head and throw up. _(`)blarg(h)...

"Tendo-sama! The Emesis Bag is here!"

The ronin who had gone to look for the Emesis Bag had finally returned. However, before he could walk up to him, he slipped and fell to the ground as he stepped on Kagura's vomit. At the same time, the sword on his waist was thrown out due to inertia, and it just happened to be inserted on the side of Sogo's head...