Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 452: Fries Without Ketchup Were Bland!

Chapter 452: Fries Without Ketchup Were Bland!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 452 Fries Without Ketchup Were Bland!

Looking at Kondo, who was instantly enthusiastic because of Kawaki's words, Gintoki became expressionless...

Three minutes later...

Looking at the grave in front of him that had been cleared of garbage, Kawaki looked at his unchanged body again he rested his chin on his hand in contemplation.

"Should I?" Kawaki said slowly with a serious face, "Should I clean it up myself?"

"Hmph." Katsura snorted and said matter-of-factly, "Of course. You should deal with the sh*t you pooped on yourself. The cats buried below can't feel your sincerity in a perfunctory manner like how you let a gorilla handle it!"

"No, you are the only one in the world who will poop on a grave." Kawaki retorted expressionlessly.

Ignoring Kawaki's complaints, Katsura got up and walked toward the small grave. Then, he stopped in front of the grave and raised his right claw at the same time said, "Just keep an eye on me! When I recover, I will come often to feed you!"

Looking at Katsura who was digging the small grave with his right claw, Kawaki and Gintoki turned their faces away with disgust and retched at the same time.

"Ugh, it's so disgusting..." Gintoki said with a look of disgust.

At this time, Katsura, who was constantly digging up the small mound, suddenly stopped what he was doing and looked at the small mound in front of him thoughtfully.

After two seconds of silence, Katsura, who got something, suddenly turned around. His hind legs bent slightly toward the small mound. At the same time, he closed his eyes, and his whole body began to shake slightly due to the exertion.

"Why are you facing your butt against the grave?!" Gintoki shouted angrily.

"No... not good!" Katsura reacted and hugged his head with his two paws, his face full of cold sweat. He muttered to himself, "The cat's habits made me careless... I didn't expect that my synchronization rate with this cat body would increase to this level, meow~"

"Meow your head!" Kawaki and Gintoki cursed at the same time kicked Katsura to the ground.

"It looks like the cat transformation is still going on, meow~" Katsura slowly analyzed after getting up.

"Hey, don't say "meow" to me again," Gintoki reminded with an annoyed look, "It's so annoying, it's not cute at all! "

"I really can't do anything to you, just leave this to me first!" As he spoke, the opening song of the 1978 Japanese version of Journey to the West suddenly played. Kondo then turned around and jumped to firmly grab the branch of a big tree. Then, he turned to look at Kawaki and the other two and said, "Philippine bananas or Taiwanese bananas, which one do you like? Decide before I come back!"

After saying that, Kondo turned around and shouted like a monkey. He moved between tree branches and slowly disappeared into the depths of the forest.

"That guy... looks like there is no hope for him to recover..." Gintoki silently ridiculed.

"No, it looks like he has returned to his original state." Kawaki silently added.

...

The next morning.

In the open space in front of the shrine, an old lady wearing glasses and a kind face, the real owner of the shrine, squatted on the ground and looked at the stray cats eating in front of her with a kind face.

"Come here, cats, you have to eat your fill~," the old lady said, looking at the stray cats in front of her eating with their heads down around several plates.

As soon as the old lady finished speaking, the stray cats who had just eaten the cat food on the plate began to yawn and became drowsy.

"What's wrong? Are you sleepy? Then go to sleep..." The old lady said softly.

Then, one stray cat after another lay down on the ground and closed their eyes comfortably, falling into a deep sleep.

Only when the last cat fell asleep did the voice of an unfamiliar man come from the shrine.

"Oh, thank you so much for your help. As expected of someone who can get close to them."

The Kabukicho Neighborhood Association members come over slowly while holding a box in their arms. The man with a mustache walking at the front said to the old lady with some emotion.

"Although it is quite pitiful, it is also to let them live safely." The old lady got up and said with a smile, and then looked down at the group of members who were carefully putting the cats into the special box. She carefully reminded them, "Please treat them gently."

"No problem, they will be released immediately after sterilization." The mustache man said with a smile.

The three cats and one gorilla hiding under the floor of the shrine watched the whole process.

"Even the landlord colluded with them. They actually drugged the food..." As he spoke, Katsura held up his little paw and revealed a face full of resentment, "Humans are truly despicable and shameless creatures!"

"You are also a human, right?" Gintoki reminded him expressionlessly.

"I don't believe in humans anymore!" Kondo, who was so big that he could only lie on the ground, lowered his head and said angrily, "Humans all over the world are watching our bananas!"

As he spoke, Kondo raised his head and cried, "We need to buy up all the human bananas before we get killed!"

"No one is watching your dirty banana!" Gintoki said loudly and then looked again at the other members of the Neighborhood Association who had put all the cats in the box and were bidding farewell to the owner of the shrine. He spat and said, "Really, this association that collects cats, are they planning to summon the Shenron?"

As for Kawaki, he began to think from just now. He didn't know why, but he always felt that there was something wrong with this group they were different from the previous group he had seen twice before.

Although the two previous members of the Neighborhood Association looked fierce, but... he felt that there was something wrong today. This time, there seemed to be an indescribable meaning on the faces of these guys, and they didn't look fierce. It was more like some kind of... insidious plot that succeeds.

"I haven't eaten anything for the whole day," Gintoki said as he wagged his tail, "This tail looks like a sausage."

As he said that, Gintoki raised his head and looked at Kawaki, "Hey, didn't you say you went back to get some food last night... Huh? What are you thinking about?"

"No, nothing." Kawaki shook his head as he came back to his senses. Then, he chuckled and said, "About what happened yesterday. I can't. I was discovered by Hyakka the moment I entered Yoshiwara. It wasn't easy for me to escape from them. Yesterday, Tsukki seemed to have given some orders to capture cats in Yoshiwara. Speaking of which, what about you? Didn't he say that he would go back and get some food in Yorozuya?"

"Ah, it wasn't easy for me to enter through the window and carefully avoid Sadaharu. However, just as I opened the refrigerator, I was kicked out by your strange niece who was sleepwalking." Gintoki retorted with a face full of contempt, "Even when she was sleepwalking, she still shouted, "This is my refrigerator!" Your niece is really amazing in this kind of thing. Yato? No, I think she's just a rabid dog that protects her food, right?"

"Ahaha..." Kawaki turned his face away and smiled awkwardly.

"Let's put aside the matter of returning to normal first. It seems that the top priority is to ensure food first meow~" Katsura said.

"Hey, didn't I tell you not to say meow anymore?" Gintoki cursed.

"Then how do we ensure the food? Roar!" Kondo continued.

"Hey, are you done yet?" Gintoki said helplessly.

"That depends on whether we are going to hunt rats or going to beg for food from humans," Katsura replied.

"What kind of joke is this!" Kondo shouted in dissatisfaction, and then heavily smashed the ground with his fist, "How could a samurai do that kind of thing?! If you want me to do that kind of thing, it's better to let me die directly!"

"Yes, yes!" Kawaki added, "I won't do that kind of thing! Burp~"

"Wait a minute," Gintoki looked at Kawaki with a face full of contempt, "What with that burp?"

"What are you talking about?" Kawaki asked doubtfully. Then, as if he had suddenly thought of something, he revealed a look of pity, "I know. You are talking about the "Meow~", right? Ah, I really can't stand it. I didn't expect my cat's transformation to gradually become more and more serious. How can I accept this? Burp~"

"Don't try to fool me! You bastard!" Gintoki stood up and pointed at Kawaki at the same time said, "You must have gone to eat food alone! You couldn't help but burp just now! You couldn't help but burp! It smells like coke and fried chicken! It's been like this since we were kids. Every time, you only wanted to eat food alone. You always sneaked away when you went to the house of the young lady next door to eat braised pork! You bastard! "

"No, I didn't eat anything." Kawaki turned his face and replied.

"Wipe the oil stains on the corners of your mouth before saying that, bastard!" As he spoke, Gintoki directly pounced toward Kawaki, "Zura, gorilla, attack together! Let this guy take out all the food he hid!"

Kondo/Katsura, "Understand roar!/ meow!"

...

Looking at the three french fries found behind Kawaki, Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo fell silent.

"Eat, eat," Kawaki stood up, patted his chest, and said, "This is my last food. Hurry up and eat! I can't even bear to eat it myself! It was prepared for the three of you!"

"Eat my ass!" Gintoki threw the french fries in his hand to the ground, "You eat fried chicken by yourself while we only have one fries each?! And there's not even ketchup!"

"There is no other way. There is only a little left of the 50,000 yen from yesterday," Kawaki shrugged and said, "Everyone can't eat their fill. In this case, the best way is to let one of us eat his fill."

"The best way is to let us eat our fill, right?" Gintoki yelled with saliva flying around, "Don't you know how much you eat yourself?"

"As expected..." Katsura mumbled while chewing on the fries, "French fries don't taste good without ketchup."

"No, I think it's okay." Kondo said while eating, "Original French fries also have a different flavor."

"Did you really eat it?! You two are so easily satisfied!" Gintoki shouted in a somewhat frantic manner.