Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 458: No Matter What Kind of Creature They Are, as Long as Men Get Together, Women Are Indispensable Topics.

Chapter 458: No Matter What Kind of Creature They Are, as Long as Men Get Together, Women Are Indispensable Topics.

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 458 No Matter What Kind of Creature They Are, as Long as Men Get Together, Women Are Indispensable Topics.

"Hey, wait..."

Gintoki stopped eating and looked up to say something, but was interrupted by Houichi.

"Have you eaten enough?" Houichi turned around and said seriously. Then he turned around and walked toward the door.

"Are you leaving already? You are still as cold as before. How many years will it be before I see you next time?" Otose frowned and said unhappily, but in the end, she reminded him, "Don't get your balls taken."

After hearing this, Houichi stepped out of the door.

"If you were captured by them, you wouldn't be able to come back." Otose reminded him again.

Houichi only replied indifferently, "Meow! (Humph!)"

Katsura, Gintoki, and Kondo followed closely behind Houichi.

"Wait, you," Otose took out a cigarette from her sleeve and lit it up. At the same time, she glanced at Gintoki, who had yet to step out of the shop, and said, "I'll leave that guy to you."

"Meow..." After a soft response, Gintoki also stepped out of the store.

Then, Kondo, who was at the back, hurriedly followed him.

"Meow! (No way! Did you forget something?!)" Kawaki shouted a little crazily, "Meow! (I'm still here! Why are you ignoring me?! Is it intentional? It's absolutely intentional! You bastards!)"

"It's time for me to go back." With one hand, Tsukuyo stood up and picked up the pet cage on the ground. With the other hand, she gently smoked the last cigarette and slowly puffed it out.

Then, she slowly walked toward the door. When she reached the door, she did not forget to raise her hand and wave, "Goodbye."

"I'm just reminding you out of kindness. That kind of ferocious cat is not something that can be trapped in a cage." Otose reminded her without raising her head.

Tsukuyo did not reply. Her footsteps did not stop, as if she had not heard anything at all.

...

Late at night, in the Edo Planet Catnip Embassy.

Dobunezumi Group's Kurogoma Katsuo, squatted in front of a group of imprisoned stray cats. He had a long toothpick in his mouth. He pinched his chin and said with interest, "Sorry about the lack of manners around this place. Seriously, every one of them looks ready to bite your head off. Dogs make much better pets than cats."

Dogs are loyal to their masters and those eyes just make you want to pet them, but these freaks don't give a damn about their masters. They'll follow anyone if they get food out of it. Nobody can tell what they're scheming. Scary creatures, for real."

"Mr. Katsuo," a middle-aged cat-headed male Amanto of human height with a bell around his neck, who was the person in charge of the Planet Catnip Embassy, looked sideways at Kurogoma Katsuo with his hands behind his back, "Am I to interpret your words as slander against us?"

"Whoops, sorry about that. No ill intentions." Kurogoma Katsuo turned around with an apologetic smile on his face. He raised his hand and nodded. At the same time, he added, "I was talking about how my Mel-chan is the cutest in the world."

At this time, at the back door of the embassy, many Dobunezumi Group members holding cages that held stray cats were secretly sending them in from the back door.

"It appears that the cats in this town have more spirit than your average stray." The cat head Amanto said with some emotion, "Excellent specimens. I'm willing to pay double your price."

"Really?" Kurogoma Katsuo quickly put on a smiling expression. He stood up and said, "If you are satisfied with this, I will definitely catch more! They are just stray cats. The people will rejoice if they're gone. Nobody will complain. Well, I doubt that they realize we're cutting deals behind closed doors."

"Black cats are hated in some places as an ominous symbol." The Cat head Amanto looked at the stray cats in front of him and explained to himself, "Yet in other places, it is a symbol of good luck. Cats are creatures with two sides. You people may consider them nuisances, but we consider them messiahs who will save our planet. We cannot take action which will draw attention to us. Can we count on your cooperation in assisting our planet?"

...

Kurogoma Katsuo, who had just sat in the passenger seat of the truck, closed the door and looked forward expressionlessly with his hands crossed.

"Bro, how is the negotiation?" The bald brother in the driver's seat asked and then started the car.

After the car started, Kurogoma Katsuo showed a disdainful expression and said, "What messiah? Cats are scary creatures, for real."

What Kurogoma Katsuo didn't know was that two little heads popped out of a trash can on the side of the road next to where the truck was parked just after the container truck left. One was Kagura and the other was Shinpachi...

...

Three days later in the afternoon, in the open space in front of the shrine, several stray cats were sitting together and whispering.

"Hey, you hear about the ball removal mess? Originally, I heard you'd be released after they took your balls, but nobody's come back."

"There's a rumor going around that they even take your soul."

"Oh, yeah. I haven't seen Houichi around lately. Could it be..."

"Of course not. Houichi's out with that guy again."

"The newbie?"

"Hey, isn't this going to be bad? That Gin fella is also someone with some skills. If he joins hands with Houichi, we'll be nothing."

"If only he would get caught," a stray cat suddenly said.

The rest of the stray cats were stunned and then looked at the stray cat that spoke.

"Without that guy, we would be free." The stray cat continued.

The rest of the stray cats lowered their heads in deep thought.

At this moment, Kawaki's voice came from afar, "Hey, what are you doing together in broad daylight? Are you discussing that female cat in heat?"

"Kawa!" All the stray cats turned to look at Kawaki and surrounded him.

"Are you okay? I haven't seen you for a few days."

"It's nice to have a home~"

"That's right. You are different from us stray cats."

"By the way, are you serious about what you just said about a female cat in heat?"

"Wait a minute," Kawaki squatted down and pulled out a large bag of high-grade cat food and a large bag of canned cat food from behind him, "I brought you a gift."

"Kawa! If there are any cute female cats nearby, I will definitely tell you first!"

"Me too! I will definitely tell you first!"

"No, that kind of thing is not necessary. I am not interested." Kawaki shook his head and replied casually.

"Not interested?! Could it be!" A stray cat opened its eyes wide and looked at Kawaki's butt.

"Don't think nonsense! My balls are still fine!" Kawaki snapped, "It's just that my pursuit is different from yours!"

"Hahaha!" The group of stray cats burst into laughter.

"Then, what were you talking about just now? Is there something interesting?" Kawaki continued, bored. "I've been locked up in a cage for so many days. Today, I found an opportunity to sneak out. It's been so hard these days~"

"Actually..." A stray cat wanted to say something but was stopped by another stray cat.

"Ah, it's nothing." The stray cat smiled and said, "We were just discussing that the nearby female cat was about to go into heat. Everyone was very excited."

"Yes, yes!" The group of stray cats echoed.

After two seconds of silence, Kawaki said with a speechless face, "Be careful not to catch any strange virus. After all, this is Kabukicho. I'll leave now. I'll come see you when I have time."

...

Looking at the back of Kawaki, a stray cat glared at the cat who almost told the truth, "Hey! Don't talk about that kind of thing! Kawa has a good relationship with Houichi and the others! If you tell him, we will definitely be exposed!"

"But Kawa has a good relationship with us." The cat retorted weakly, "Maybe he will be on our side. Didn't you see him fighting with that silver guy at that time?"

"It's fine if we don't talk about this! Kawa is a domestic cat! We don't need him to care about our stray cat affair!"

...

On the other side, on an empty ground in Kabukicho's garden, Houichi was training Gintoki to catch sparrows.

But even after a whole morning of jumping around, spinning and jumping with his eyes closed, Gintoki failed to capture a sparrow.

Looking at the exhausted Gintoki who was lying on the ground with his mouth open and panting, Houichi helplessly said, "Guess that's it. We'll call it a day. Man, you still can't learn to hunt after all these tries. You're not gonna be able to survive in this place."

"I-I don't want to learn how to hunt!" Gintoki raised his head to look at Houichi and loudly argued, "Who can eat something as cute as a sparrow? How am I supposed to eat a cute little sparrow?! I wasn't raised the way you were! I'm human! How many times do I have to tell you this, dimwit?!"

As he spoke, Gintoki looked at Katsura and Kondo behind him, "Hey! You guys should pitch in!"

However...

"Houichi-dono!" Katsura, who was sitting around the campfire, holding a small wooden stick and roasting a sparrow, shouted at Houichi, "Do you prefer salt or sauce? And Gintoki, what about you?"

"Oh, I'll have salt." Gintoki subconsciously replied. However, he immediately reacted. He watched as Kondo ate the kebab with relish and Katsura roasted the sparrow, "Wait! You guys adapt too fast!"

"It appears that they have what it takes to be strays." Houichi praised.

"What kind of stray cat would build a campfire?!"

"Hey! Yorozuya, come join us! We can sit around the campfire!" Kondo shouted.

"You people can burn into ashes!"