Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 469: A Woman’s Heart Is Like the Autumn Sky, Which Is Always Cloudy and Sunny!

Chapter 469: A Woman’s Heart Is Like the Autumn Sky, Which Is Always Cloudy and Sunny!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 469 A Woman's Heart Is Like the Autumn Sky, Which Is Always Cloudy and Sunny!

One morning in the lingering autumn rain, under the eaves in front of a game arcade in Kabukicho, a silver-haired man and an orange-red-haired man grabbed each other's collars and looked at each other with gritted teeth.

"Bastard!" Gintoki gnashed his teeth and scolded, "Won't you tell me when you wake up? I obviously won a lot of money before you woke up! Thanks to you, all of them were lost! Your only use is to give people luck. Can't you let me use you properly?!"

"Bastard!" Kawaki's eyes were white and blue veins popped out on his face. He shouted unhappily, "You are the only one in the world who brings your sleeping friends to play Pachinko, right? How on earth did you steal me out of Yoshiwara? A rope? A sack?! Do you want to be killed by me? You scum naturally wavy hair!"

"Who am I doing this for?!" Gintoki retorted without hesitation, "Do you know how much your big stomach niece eats? The money that Yorozuya earns is not enough for her daily meals! You should occasionally consider our financial situation!!"

"Do you think I'm an item that can increase luck value in RPGs?!" Kawaki cursed angrily, "If you want a Vest for Success, just go to the top floor of the casino and play the slot machines, you bastard!"

"Before that, lend me your luck so that I can be lucky enough to complete the quest for the Vest for Success within five hours!"

(Vest for Success: An item in Dragon Quest XI. The vest is the reward for completing quest #45 in the Octagonia casino by winning a jackpot at the roulette table.)

"The only thing left in the world is luck! People like you can't complete the task of the Vest for Success even if it takes a year. Even if you play for a lifetime, JACKPOT will never appear! Give up! Idiot!" Kawaki cursed angrily.

"It will appear! It only takes about five minutes! JACKPOT can appear in five minutes at most! The quest for the Vest of Success only takes five minutes to complete!"

"Complete your head! It will be impossible for you even if you stay in the casino for a lifetime! Just give up on taking risks! Stay in the casino and wait for death! Idiot!" As he spoke, Kawaki released Gintoki's collar. At the same time, he let go of Gintoki's hand. He turned his face away and spat disdainfully. He then continued, "And the weather is like this, which is really disappointing. Usually, I stay indoors and play games in this kind of weather. The most important thing is, you should have brought my umbrella! How can I go back in this kind of weather?"

"Don't blame me for this kind of thing! If you want to blame, just blame my favorite Ana Ketsuno who always reports wrong weather lately." Gintoki raised his hand and spat unhappily, "It was still sunny when I secretly took you out of Yoshiwara and it said it would be a sunny day in the forecast, but it then suddenly rained. Since the forecasts are so inaccurate, we might as well stop making weather forecasts and just make lottery predictions."

"Don't you know the weather by going to the toilet and checking your private parts before going out? If it's humid, it's raining, if it's dry, it's sunny!" Kawaki folded his hands and hummed, and replied seriously, "That's right, check your head before going out. It's much more accurate than the weather forecast."

"Bastard! What did you say just now?!" Veins popped up on Gintoki's face again. He grabbed Kawaki's collar again and said through gritted teeth, "Did you just say that? My head is the same as my lower body, right? My head is TAMA(balls), and my hair is the hair there? Do you want to die? Hmm? Do you really want to die?!"

"Isn't it good?" Kawaki sneered, "Didn't the teacher teach you that you should be a man who is consistent on the outside and the inside? Now, no matter who sees you, you are a man who is consistent on the outside and the inside... No, you are already a man who is consistent on the outside and the inside!"

"Bastard! Apologize to me! Apologize to my naturally wavy hair right now!" Gintoki shouted angrily.

"No need!" Kawaki retorted without any hesitation.

Just as the two were about to fight, a gentle female voice came from the roadside in front of them.

"Um, please calm down." A young woman wearing a pink yukata and a yellow coat embroidered with purple flowers, holding an umbrella to cover her face, said to the two of them.

In an instant, Kawaki and Gintoki released each other's collars and turned to look at the woman unhappily.

"Did you two forget to bring your umbrella?" the woman continued, "If you don't mind, I can share my umbrella."

"No... no need," Gintoki said, turning his face to the side, "I feel a little embarrassed."

"Yes, I am indeed a little embarrassed," As he spoke, Kawaki had already stood under the umbrella. At the same time, he revealed a refreshing smile as he faced the woman, "Then, let's go. Just send me to Yoshiwara. There's no need to care about this TAMA's naturally wavy hair."

"Although you say that you're embarrassed, your body has already moved!" Gintoki dragged Kawaki back, "Where did your embarrassment go?! What do you mean by balls' naturally wavy hair? What do you think my head is? I will really kill you! "

"Gintoki, haven't you heard of it? When facing the kindness of others, you must accept it modestly! Otherwise, it will make a good woman sad!" Kawaki explained seriously and then turned to look at the woman's original position, "So, where were we.. Ah? Where is she?"

"Hello, Kawaki." Gintoki pointed to the umbrella left on the ground and then pointed to the woman walking in the rain. She was obviously a little disappointed.

"Other than having small oppai, she is a good woman..." Kawaki murmured.

"Isn't the place you noticed too strange?" After saying this, Gintoki bent down, picked up the umbrella, and ran to the woman, "Wait... wait, big sister!"

"Hey! There's still me!" Kawaki hurriedly followed.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Gintoki said as he helped the woman walk while holding an umbrella.

"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if someone like me catches a cold." The woman lowered her head and whispered, with a rather dejected tone in her voice.

"How can this be done? I'll feel bad about it." Gintoki replied.

"Yes, Gintoki will feel bad." Kawaki, who was standing between Gintoki and the woman, interrupted.

"Why are you in the middle?" Looking at the woman with half of her body outside the umbrella, Gintoki complained angrily, "Your face is too thick! Half of big sister's body is outside the umbrella!"

"Don't worry," As he said that, Kawaki took the umbrella from Gintoki and leaned it toward the woman, "It will be fine."

"Fine your head!" Gintoki, who was completely drenched in the rain, shouted angrily, "In the end, I was completely drenched in the rain! I was completely excluded from the two of you!"

"Who are you?" Kawaki asked expressionlessly.

"The corners of your mouth are changing faster than the weather...bastard." Gintoki's veins popped out and his eyes twitched as he complained.

...

In the end, after a round of bickering and tearing, the woman became the one holding the umbrella in the middle.

"I'm sorry, we even let you hold the umbrella." Gintoki said as she walked, "This kind of work should have been done by a man."

"Tsk, it's obvious that everything will be fine if you go out, but you insist on squeezing in." Kawaki spat in disdain, "Go to hell earlier. Balls' naturally wavy hair."

"Who's a balls' naturally wavy hair," Gintoki said angrily.

"Haha..." The woman actually laughed, "You two are really interesting. I don't know why, but my mood suddenly became much better. Moreover, don't care about my feelings. It's all my fault anyway."

"No, Gintoki's head is caused by a genetic problem that goes deep into the soul. It has nothing to do with you." Kawaki shook his head and replied with a serious face, "Even reincarnation is useless. In the end, he will still have a naturally wavy hair balls head."

"Shut up! This is not what she meant!" Gintoki shouted angrily. Then, he cleared his throat and glanced at the woman beside him, "How could it be your fault? It's the weather that's wrong, not you. If you insist on saying who is wrong, it's the one who forecast the wrong weather..."

Gintoki, who suddenly noticed something, abruptly stopped and widened his eyes. He looked at the woman holding the umbrella in disbelief.

"That's right, it's my fault for forecasting the wrong weather..."

The woman finally raised her head, or rather Ana Ketsuno, with only a bitter smile on her face.

"Ke-Ke-Ke-Ketsuno... Ana..."

Listening to Gintoki's incoherent words, Kawaki looked at Gintoki doubtfully, "Ass? What happened to your ass? Is it inflamed from holding in your poop?"

"Shut up!" Gintoki angrily said in a low voice.

...

Yorozuya, in the living room.

Today's noon news live broadcast was still playing on the TV, and the host was talking non-stop while facing the camera.

[... The incredibly popular morning personality with her dead-on forecast, weather lady Ketsuno has been feeling under the weather. After rattling off inaccurate forecasts lately, Ms. Christel Ketsuno has received a multitude of complaints, and she has finally stepped down from her position on Wake Up TV....]

As he spoke, the host looked at the guest at the side and asked, [What do you think?]

[I knew that there was something wrong with her methods.] A guest replied, [It's nonsense to rely on fortune telling in this age of science to forecast the weather.]

[But I believe that her popularity was not only because of her personality, but because of the factor of uncertainty which comes with using fortune telling to forecast the weather.] Another middle-aged male guest objected, [In fact, her black horoscopes were known for their accuracy. Rumor has it that since the dawn of the Bakufu, her family has served and protected them as On...]

Bang!

Gintoki stopped the guest with a sharp kick... No, he turned off the TV...