Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 472: Onmyoji Arc Part 4

Chapter 472: Onmyoji Arc Part 4

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 472 Onmyoji Arc Part 4

"En! Not bad! This attitude is not bad!" Kawaki nodded and said with certainty, "In view of this attitude, you don't have to pay for this table! Just pay me for the game equipment! And I've been using it for a while, so I can give you a 20% discount because of the electronic component's depreciation!! This is already my biggest concession!"

"This is my home address." Gedoumaru took out a folded letter from her body and handed it to Kawaki respectfully.

"Eh, isn't this a bit unnecessary?" Kawaki took the letter and looked down at it. He said doubtfully, "You can just take me there directly. Is it because you are afraid of being scolded by your parents? It doesn't matter. I will explain it to you. After all, there are not many children who can honestly admit their mistakes these days, so..."

Before he finished speaking, Kawaki suddenly realized that the young girl who was standing in front of him had actually... disappeared.

"Eh? Where is she?" Kawaki looked around.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Tsukuyo said as she pushed open the door and walked in, "I just heard a loud noise coming from here."

"Ah, a strange little girl used a club to make my game equipment like this." Kawaki pointed to the ruins on the side helplessly, "After leaving a letter with an address, she left secretly. She's really a little brat who can cause trouble."

As he spoke, Kawaki put the letter into his bosom and walked toward the door. When he arrived at the door, Kawaki put on his shoes under Tsukuyo's gaze as if she were looking at an idiot. At the same time, he also did not forget to pick up his umbrella.

"I'll go find her parents or guardian and ask for compensation. I'll be back soon." After saying this, Kawaki stepped out of the door without looking back.

Looking at Kawaki's back as he walked further and further away, Tsukuyo had a strange expression on her face. At the same time, she whispered,

"Is that idiot's head...really okay?"

...

On the other side, the Yorozuya trio led by Gintoki, was standing in front of an imposing house courtyard. As for why he was here, it might be because he thought of what Ana Ketsuno said when she left Yorozuya yesterday ---- [It's not for the Shogun or the Bakufu. I... I wish to use this power for the smiles of the people in this town.]

"Alright, let's go in." After saying this, Gintoki was about to start.

"Huh? Hold on a moment!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped him, "Where are we?"

"The Ketsuno clan are an established family of elitists." Gintoki looked at the three-meter-tall red wooden door in front of him and slowly said, "Yet one of their members chose to become a weather lady, a waste of her considerable power. How do you think those old geezers would feel?"

"Could it be..." Shinpachi suddenly reacted.

"Let's go have a talk. With those assholes...and their hemorrhoids!" As he spoke, Gintoki took a step forward, kicked open the door, and stepped inside.

"Please wait a moment, Gin-san!" Shinpachi quickly caught up to Gintoki and said worriedly, "This is the Ketsuno clan residence? If we do such a thing..."

Before Shinpachi could finish his words, a huge foot stomped in front of Gintoki and the others.

Gintoki and the others also stopped for a moment as the five tall Shikigami with green skin and fangs surrounded them.

"Who are you bugs?" A Shikigami lowered his eyes and glanced at Gintoki and the others unhappily, "You stepped in, knowing that this was the Ketsuno clan's turf?!"

"I have no business with you, tools." Gintoki raised his face and replied without any fear, "Bring out the hemorrhoids. Or you want me to squeeze some white puss out of you? ah?! "

"Get the hell out of here before we crush you!" the Shikigami threatened.

"Gin-san!" Shinpachi hurriedly came in front of Gintoki and reminded him in a panic, "This is not good! We will definitely be killed! Let's retreat first! Let's make a new plan!"

"What are you afraid of?" Gintoki said disapprovingly, "Don't worry."

"Huh?" Shinpachi asked in confusion.

"Fight Shikigami with Shikigami." As he spoke, Gintoki took out a folded white paper figurine with a five-pointed star array drawn on it, "I've got my own here."

Looking at the paper figurine that Gintoki picked up with his index and middle fingers, Shinpachi revealed a look of disbelief, "Could it be..."

"Ana Ketsuno gave it to me for protection," Gintoki explained, then held the paper figurine in his hand and placed it in front of him, "This is the Shikigami she controls."

"Really?!" Shinpachi said in surprise.

"Listen up, fools," Gintoki once again raised his head to look at the five Shikigami in front of him. His expression was somewhat arrogant, "You won't give way no matter what, right? It's none of my business if you cry afterward!"

As he spoke, Gintoki bit his left thumb and shouted, "Come forth! Shikigami!" After that, he pressed his thumb against the abdomen of the paper figurine in his right hand.

Ding dong... A sound similar to a doorbell rang.

Including the five Shikigami, all of them were expressionless and silent for a long time.

The scene... was a little awkward...

"Eh? An intercom?" Gintoki looked at the motionless paper figurine in his hand full of confusion.

"Aren't they usually supposed to appear right away?" Shinpachi asked silently from the side.

...After a few more seconds of silence, an enemy Shikigami could not help but ask, "Hey, what are you guys doing?"

"Ah, sorry, please wait a moment." Shinpachi hurriedly raised his head and replied.

"Gin-chan, try pressing it again-aru!" Kagura suggested.

"Come forth! Shikigami!" Gintoki once again pressed his left thumb on the five-pointed star on the paper figurine.

...

"Look, it really is an intercom. It's an intercom, right?" Shinpachi couldn't help but complain.

[Hello] A middle-aged woman's voice came from the paper figurine.

"There! Somebody pick it up!" Shinpachi asked in surprise, A Shikigami?"

"Come forth! Shiki-..."

Gintoki shouted again, but this time, before Gintoki could finish, he was interrupted by the middle-aged woman with a local accent from the intercom.

[Ah, we already have a newspaper subscription. We don't need it.]

"Wait, no. This isn't a newspaper. I'm asking for a Shikigami." Gintoki tried to explain, "Excuse me, but... are you the Shikigami?"

["Oh! It turns out to be Nakasaki-kun! Sorry, the shikigami happened to be out right now.]

"Nakasaki? Eh? Aren't you the Shikigami?" Gintoki asked again.

[Returning a video to Sutaya, I think. I'll tell her to call back when she returns.]

After saying that, there was a sound like a phone being disconnected from the other side.

"Sutaya? Huh? Who was that?" The corner of Shinpachi's eyes twitched as he complained, "How many people are in this thing? They have a Sutaya?"

"Sounded like the Okaasan-aru." said Kagura, "We can't do anything if the Shikigami isn't there."

"Maybe Okaasan will do?" reminded Shinpachi, "A Shikigami's Okaasan should also be a Shikigami, right?"

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" the opposing Shikigami said impatiently, "Move on already."

"Ah, I'm really sorry," Gintoki quickly apologized, then raised an index finger and continued, "Just one more time, let me press it again!"

"This is the last time, hurry up." The enemy Shikigami responded impatiently.

And then...ding dong.

[Hello...] It was still the voice of the middle-aged woman who was suspected to be Shikigami's Okaasan.

"Uh, sorry to bother you again," Gintoki said with a hint of apology, "I'm Sakata and I had an appointment with the Shikigami."

[Ah, yes. Please wait one moment.]

"All right! I think she's here this time!" Gintoki whispered in surprise.

[He Otousan! Otousan, take this call! It's another one of those funny people! Go tell him off!] Okaasan impatiently called her husband out from the paper figurine.

[Damn, you're too loud, is it Nakasaki? Is it that guy again? How annoying!] A middle-aged man's voice sounded. Then, as if he had received the phone from Okaasan, he continued, [Hello, it's me. What's the matter?]

"Ah, excuse me. It's Sakata, not Nakasaki." Gintoki weakly explained, "And I was wondering if the Shikigami, not uncle, is around?"

"So you're the one who's been constantly bugging our Shikigami?" The man's voice became a little angry, "You bastard, will you cut it out?!"

"That, please listen to me..."

[Sit tight. I'm coming to smack you silly!]

"Yes, please do. The Otousan will do. Come on out already!" In the end, Gintoki became impatient.

[Otousan! Where are you going with that thing?!] Okaasan's voice sounded again.

[Shut your trap! I'm gonna deal with that Nakasaki once and for all!]

The sound of two people pulling each other could be heard from the paper figurine.

[Stop it! You'll get in trouble with the cops! You wanna become a killer?!]

[You're the one who told me to deal with him! Now let me go!]

[I said stop! Hey! Put that thing down!]

"Hey, this sounds very dangerous. Are they all right?"

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, there was suddenly a "Puchi" sound like a dagger piercing through a human body and Okaasan's short and painful groan.

"Huh?!"

After a long silence, the voice that sounded like the Shikigami's Otousan came from the other side.

[H-Hey... Setsuko? What's wrong? Hey, Se-...]

"Huh? What's happening?" Gintoki asked tentatively.

[SETSUKO----!!!]

"Hey! What happened?! What's going on there?!" Gintoki shouted with a dark face, "What's with all the drama?!"