Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 476: Lack of Love Experience Is Also an Important Reason for Relationship Problems!

Chapter 476: Lack of Love Experience Is Also an Important Reason for Relationship Problems!

Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 476 Lack of Love Experience Is Also an Important Reason for Relationship Problems!

"I'll be leaving first..." As he spoke, Kawaki turned around and was about to leave.

"It's useless, Kawaki-sama," Gedoumaru turned around and reminded him, "Even if you run away now, they will still find you later. You will be the next one after they put Lady Crystel out of the weather lady's seat. Now is an opportunity. If you join forces with Seimei-sama..."

"Tsk!" Kawaki turned his face away and snorted disdainfully, "In short, I understand why that bastard brother called me benefactor, but I accidentally got into an even more troublesome matter. Really... Hey, Kagura, Shinpachi, why are you so far away from me? Are you worried about being implicated?"

"No, no, no. It's just a bit crowded." Shinpachi yawned.

"Yes, yes. it's just that it feels a bit crowded-aru." Kagura cupped her hands and nodded seriously, "It's definitely not because I'm afraid of being implicated by little uncle!"

"There's no other way," Kawaki stretched his neck and pulled out the umbrella at his waist, "If we want this matter to end completely, we have to get rid of the entire family. Hey, the little girl with the horn on her head, lend me a hand. Let's go to the house next door for a while... and wipe out the whole family."

"Yes! Kawaki-sama!" After responding, Gedoumaru pulled out the huge club behind her.

"Wait a minute!" Shinpachi quickly stopped Kawaki, "You two calm down! It's not yet to that extent! There must be another way! Don't make such a funny joke! Kawaki-san!"

"No, I'm not joking." Kawaki narrowed his eyes, raised an index finger, and smiled, "I hate this feeling of being stared at all the time. Why don't we end this feud now?"

"Calm down!" Shinpachi tried his best to stop him, "Stop that crazy murderer's speech!"

At the same time, the battle in the sky also came to an end. Shirino's red magic dragon directly suppressed Ketsuno's blue magic dragons. Although it resisted desperately, it was useless. The red magic dragon directly extinguished the blue magic dragon and smashed into the Ketsuno clan.

Some of the Onmyoji of the Ketsuno clan screamed and fainted on the spot. The blue magic dragon bounced high into the sky and quickly disappeared into the clouds.

Just a few seconds later, drops of rain fell one after another...

"Everyone!" After Shinpachi shouted, he rushed to the Ketsuno clan Onmyoji who had fallen to the ground. Kagura followed closely behind.

"Yes, The misfortune which has befallen Lady Crystel is the work of a single man." As she spoke, Gedoumaru glanced at the figure in the thick smoke in the wall that had been destroyed because of the spell just now, "The head of the Shirino clan, Lady Crystel's ex-husband. The black Onmyoji, Shirino Douman."

As soon as Gedoumaru finished speaking, the thick smoke gradually dispersed, and the figure became clear. It was the Shirino clan Onmyoji led by Douman.

"That is Ana Ketsuno's..." Shinpachi murmured as he looked at Douman on the wall.

"Ex-husband..." Kagura continued.

"Yes, though they were married, they never opened up to one another or held hands, before Kawaki-sama and Seimei-sama stole his wife away."

"Hey, don't say anything unnecessary!" Kawaki reminded her expressionlessly, "It has nothing to do with me! After all, that idiot brother was planning on getting them divorced, right? So it doesn't matter if I'm present or not!"

'No, it's not this man either...' Kawaki glanced at Douman and thought to himself.

"Dou-Douman..." Seimei struggled to get up. He gritted his teeth as he looked at Douman.

"Ahaha..." Douman, who held a small folding fan in his hand, couldn't help but burst out laughing and mock, "Ahahaha... Seimei, it seems like I won again today! Your sister's weather forecast is wrong. She should quit before they force her off. How does she have the nerve to appear on TV with her inaccurate forecasts? I see that both siblings are thick-skinned!"

"Douman... you bastard..." Seimei clenched his teeth and made a few hand seals. Then, he quickly took out a circular flyer from his sleeve and threw it at Douman, "Circular flyer----!!"

The circular flyer blessed by the magic power flew toward Douman at a very fast speed.

Douman calmly raised his folding fan. A red checkerboard-shaped array appeared in the air and easily blocked the circular flyer. The magic power on the circular flyer also dissipated at the same time.

"W-What!" Seimei opened his eyes wide in disbelief as if he did not believe that his attack would be so easily blocked.

Immediately after, Douman gently used his folding fan to pick up the circular flyer that he had blocked and lift it into the air. He snorted a couple of times and sneered, "Seimei, you may strive to be the greatest Onmyoji..."

As he spoke, Douman stretched out his right hand to catch the circular flyer that had just fallen, "...but your abilities are no longer able to even scratch me."

As he spoke, Douman opened the circular flyer and looked at it. Then, he continued, "Oh, a neighborhood matsutake-picking trip. Should I participate? I am no longer the person I was before. I was reborn to extract revenge against you siblings. Seimei, you won't be participating? Then I'll help you, you deserve it~ "

After saying that, Douman picked up a ballpoint pen and drew a few strokes on the circular flyer.

"You bastard..." Seimei gritted his teeth and said hatefully.

"After challenging and being defeated by the Shirino clan multiple times, you no longer have anyone able to fight. " Douman glanced at Seimei and continued indifferently, "You are the only one left to protect your sister. This rain will never end, Seimei. Crystel may be fired from her position as weather lady... The Ketsuno clan may be obliterated... And this rain will still continue. This rain will continue until the wails of you siblings have forever ceased, and then only... that man will be left!"

"That..." Kawaki's voice suddenly came from Douman's ear, "You've been face pranked again~ Although the pattern is different from last time, you are definitely being pranked again. You've been talking in this state for so long, and they must have been holding it back from the beginning. That's why no one talks to you."

"You... you bastard, why are you here?!" Douman instantly took two steps back and looked at Kawaki with gritted teeth.

"Hey, it's you, right? I remember you." Kawaki pointed to a bald Onmyoji among the Shirino clan, "It was you, last time! It was you who admitted that it was you who did the prank! This time, it's still you right?! Don't pretend, I can tell at a glance!"

"You're still the same..." Douman clenched his fists, "I already said that this is not a prank but a curse seal! A curse seal! It's a different curse seal than the one last time!"

"Orochimaru?" Kawaki tilted his head.

"It's the Onmyoji's curse seal!"

"You are not just randomly finding an excuse because you were afraid of embarrassment, right?" Kawaki had a look of disbelief on his face. Then, he sighed and said earnestly, "I say, can you accept reality as soon as possible? Why are you so unwilling to accept the reality of being face-pranked? Can you still be considered a man like this?"

"Bastard!" Douman gritted his teeth and cursed, "If not for you, I would have..."

"Wait! I hope to have a good chat with you about this!" Kawaki raised his hand to interrupt and replied, "At the very least, we need to resolve the misunderstanding between us! In short, you need to understand one thing now. The matter of you divorcing that idiot sister has nothing to do with me!"

"You want to run away?!"

"Don't worry." Kawaki shook his head and sighed. Then he looked at Douman and said earnestly, "You are the type who is forced to divorce because you have no experience in love. If I were you, I would never have gotten into a divorce. She would have even given birth to several litters of children."

"What do you think Crystel is?! How on earth is she going to give birth to several litters in such a short period of time?!" Hearing this, Seimei became anxious.

"Shut up!" Kawaki shouted angrily, "A brother who makes decisions for my sister without permission, and his ex-husband who knows nothing about love. It is entirely the responsibility of you two that things have reached this point!"

"Cough cough..." As he spoke, Kawaki cleared his throat and spoke again, "I don't know what the two of you are thinking either. Since you found out that Ana Ketsuno is unhappy, why don't you let her do what she wants to do? She can't continue to do the job she likes after getting married? Who made such rules?"

"Hey, you," Kawaki glanced at Douman, "After you got married, did you also find that woman was depressed all day long? Do you really not know the reason? If at that time you could support her to continue her work as a weather lady and act as a considerate husband who sends his wife to work every day, do you think the two of you will still divorce? Absolutely not!"

"Eh?" Douman said in disbelief, "R-Really?!"

"Ah, indeed. According to Ana Ketsuno's personality, if you, as her husband, support her work after marriage, the two of you should not have reached this point." Shinpachi nodded.

"It is also possible that the relationship would get better and better-aru." Kagura agreed.

"This is because of the lack of love experience and has nothing to do with others." Kawaki continued, "There is also another important reason, which is Edo's problem. Basically, more than 80% of men think that women can't go out to work after marriage. Why can't women go out and do the work they like? Why can they only wash and cook at home and be a full-time housewife? This is discrimination!"

"It's about to start again..." Shinpachi whispered expressionlessly.

"Ah, that's true. But there are probably not many people in this world who would not be fooled by little uncle's deception-aru..." Kagura softly agreed.

"But... this is Edo's consensus, right?" Douman objected.

"It should be the selfish consensus of you men! Women are also human!" Kawaki criticized harshly, "This is discrimination! So! In fact, no one is at fault. It's Edo that is wrong! It is because of the old ideas in this country! It is the old ideas that caused you to divorce!"

"Hey, stop for a moment." Shinpachi raised his hand and shouted expressionlessly, "Why did you throw the blame on this country in the end?"

"Do any of you think what I said is wrong?" Kawaki shrugged, "If you have something to say, say it."

"Maybe what you said is reasonable, but..." Douman clenched his fists, his face full of resentment, "It is useless! Now I just want to take revenge on you!"

"Huh? Really?" Kawaki pinched his chin and pretended to be puzzled, "Actually, I have a way to make the two of you reconcile. Although you need to start pursuing her bit by bit, as long as you listen to my advice, the possibility of you two becoming like glue is more than 90%. If you don't want to know, then... Ah!!"

"SHUT UP!!" Seimei and Gintoki didn't know where they got the strength, and they flew over and kicked Kawaki away at the same time.

"Weren't the two of you not have any strength and unable to stand steadily?!" Kawaki cursed as he climbed up.

"I won't let Crystel hang on the same tree!" Seimei roared angrily, "And your method is totally crooked! To think that I still treat you as my benefactor!"