Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 50: Everyone Has a Door in Their Hearts. Is It the Door of S or M?

Chapter 50: Everyone Has a Door in Their Hearts. Is It the Door of S or M?

Looking at the pudding that was covered with natto, Gintoki's heart collapsed.

"What is this? Is this a punishment game?"

"Today, I've made a special combination of our two favorite things!" Sacchan said smugly. Then, she picked up a spoon and scooped up a spoonful of pudding with natto. Kawaki and the other two people behind Gintoki felt nauseous.

"Now! Open wide! Ahh~" Sacchan had just delivered the spoon to Gintoki's mouth when she was directly knocked to the ground by Gintoki.

Sacchan looked at herself, who had fallen to the ground, and the natto that had been scattered all over her body in disbelief.

"What a joke!" Gintoki roared at Sacchan, who was lying on the ground, "Hey, after pushing yourself on me as my wife, you're going to sully my pudding?! The hierarchy in this household starts with me. After that, it's sweets. Remember that!!"

"Hey! Sweets are number two?!" Shinpachi shouted behind Gintoki. But just as he finished speaking, he was pulled back by Kawaki. Shinpachi looked back and saw Kawaki shaking his head with his eyes closed.

At this time, Sacchan's told herself 'At this time, the only way is to be humble and to bear it. Bear it, Sacchan!'

Thinking of this, Sacchan gathered the natto pudding on the ground again and stood up. She then said to Gintoki like a spoiled child, "Don't be shy~ Come on, try it~ Ah~"

"Only an idiot would want to eat this kind of thing!" Gintoki directly pressed Sacchan's hand and the assembled natto pudding on Sacchan's face.

"Don't say that... This unexpectedly delicious-aru." Kagura had already picked up a few beans from the floor behind them and put them in her mouth.

"No! Kagura! How can this kind of thing be eaten!" Only then did Kawaki notice that and instantly pulled Kagura up.

"If you are not going to eat it yourself, don't make a whimsical fusion of natto pudding! Do you want to be a producer?!" Gintoki cursed at Sacchan, who was kneeling on the ground, "I'll hang a cardigan over your shoulders...."

'I was once one of the elite Oniwabanshuu. Why should I be subjected to this verbal abuse!' Sacchan was a little uncomfortable, but after hearing Gintoki's words

"If you can't abide by these rules, then get out, you worthless woman!"

'Ah~But what is this? This feeling...' A different emotion arose in Sacchan's heart as if she wanted to be insulted by Gintoki for a while longer

The change in Sacchan's expression was seen by Kawaki and Shinpachi

"Hey, Shinpachi, that... that woman is incredible!" Kawaki whispered to Shinpachi beside him.

"Uh... It looks like she has awakened an incredible attribute..." Shinpachi replied with a black face.

However, at this time, Gintoki snorted and said again, "I'll go buy some dessert." After that, he walked towards the door and muttered to himself as he walked, "Why don't I go and buy candied haws? That one is the highest..."

Seeing this, Sacchan hurriedly followed, "Ah, wait a moment..."

"Kawaki-san, why did the incident turn out like this..." Shinpachi asked with a black face.

"I don't know, I don't understand. Don't ask me." Kawaki directly denied it three times.

"Why are you following me? And why are you dressed like that?" Gintoki said to Sacchan, who was dressed as a housewife.

At this time, the two were walking on the street. Gintoki was ready to go to the address given by Kawaki.

"All men like young wives, don't they?" Sacchan replied. At the same time, she felt smug in his heart, 'My pursuers won't recognize me in this costume. Now, all I have to do is play the cute, obedient, young wife. '

"Ah..." Gintoki suddenly stopped and looked in a certain direction.

"What's wrong?" Sacchan also stopped and asked.

"It's fine." Gintoki looked at Otose who was walking towards them and casually muttered.

"Hey, did you sneak a peek at that woman just now? So you like that type." Sacchan began to self-imagine again.

"How is that possible! Do I look that crazy?!" Gintoki retorted.

However, at this time, Otose had already walked over, "What are you doing here?" Otose stopped and asked Gintoki.

"May I know who you are?" Sacchan asked first.

"Who am I, who are you?" Otose was a little confused. At the same time, she looked at Gintoki, "Gintoki, you seem to have promised me today that you'd pay last month's..."

However, before she could finish speaking, she was stopped by Sacchan who was at the side, "I say, can you not call him 'Gintoki' so intimately! I'm sorry, Gin-san is already mine!"

As she spoke, she directly jumped up and used a familiar flying kick. However, the older the ginger, the spicier it was. Otose slightly move her head and dodged it.

Looking at Sacchan who had sunk into the ground behind her, Otose was a little speechless, "Where did this woman come from? I'm only here to collect money..."

"Alimony, right?" In an instant, Sacchan stood up again, "You had your fun, too! You don't deserve any money!"

As she spoke, Sacchan took out a Kunai from his hair and threw it at Otose. However, the ginger was still old and spicy. Otose casually raised her hand and pinch the Kunai flying towards her. She then casually placed it in her sleeve.

"What is this girl talking about?" Otose asked in confusion.

"You're nothing but a woman from his past. Immerse yourself in your old memories." Sacchan shouted from behind Otose.

"Hey! Do you think she is my ex-girlfriend?" Gintoki was immediately unhappy, "Do you really think I'm a weirdo among weirdos?!"

"Both of you deserve a beating!" After hearing this, Otose stretched her neck and said.

"Oh!" In an instant, Sacchan thought of something and pretended to be shocked, "Could she be your mother? Is she your mother?!"

"He, if my mother were like this, I'd have become a delinquent in middle school! Be careful or I'll smack your head!" Gintoki shouted again.

"I think it is better to smack your head first!" Otose replied.

"Please forgive my rudeness, Mother..." Sacchan knelt on the ground and lowered her head to Otose with tears in her eyes.

"What is going on with this woman?" Otose asked doubtfully.

"She, you know, hit her head when she tripped and fell after chasing a stray cat that ran off with a fish. After that, her head became a mess." Gintoki said as he continued to walk forward.

'To be treated this rudely in public...' Sacchan lay on the ground and thought to herself, 'But why is my heart starting to throb so much...'

Then, Sacchan straightened her upper body and turned to look in the direction where Gintoki had left, 'More... I want him to bully me more!'

The whole farce was seen by Kawaki and Shinpachi, who was hiding behind the utility pole.

The two of them could only describe it in their hearts.

"What should we do? Kawaki-san, it seems that Gin-san helped that girl open the door to a new world!" Shinpachi said helplessly.

"You ask me who I ask!" Kawaki replied, "This situation is already very tricky! In the past, someone seemed to have said that everyone was born with S or M, but I didn't expect it to be true!"

"Hey, you are a natural S!"

At Yoshiwara's door, Sacchan looked at the bustling crowd and looked at Gintoki, "Here..."

"Yoshiwara Paradise," Gintoki said as he stepped in, "I came here to buy sweets"

"Sweets?! How can there be sweet food in this kind of place!" Although Sacchan said this, she still followed him. At the same time, she was still wondering, 'What does he want to do by bringing me to this kind of place! Ah! I can't wait!'

Finally, Gintoki found the shop that sold candied haws. However, there was already a long line of customers buying candied haws. It was estimated that there would be several hundred people

Just as Gintoki was feeling a little distressed, he saw Tsukuyo and Seita at the front of the line and instantly rushed over.

"Hey..." Just as Gintoki spoke, he was stunned by Tsukuyo's next series of actions.

Tsukuyo sized up Sacchan who was beside Gintoki. He instantly took out a stack of banknotes and handed it to Gintoki. At the same time, she pulled Sacchan away.

However, she still turned around and said, "This price is just right. Next time, remember to bring some good stuff over."

'This is... ' Sacchan was also in a state of confusion, but she still reluctantly looks at Gintoki behind her, 'Is he selling me? ! Did he come to Yoshiwara to sell me? ! Did he treat me as his property? ! Will I fiddle with or even sell at will? ! What is this? ! Why? Why am I getting more and more excited!'

Gintoki was still holding the stack of 10,000 yen bills in the same place. However, on second thought, the troublesome matter seemed to have been resolved. In an instant, he felt a little smug. However, just as Gintoki was about to put the stack of money into his pocket, Kawaki and Shinpachi instantly rushed over and kicked Gintoki away.

"What a terrible man!" Shinpachi spat disdainfully.

"He really is the worst man! Gintoki, I didn't expect you to do such a thing." Kawaki spat in disdain. He took out the money from Gintoki's arms and turned to chase after Tsukuyo.

"Tsukuyo, wait a minute." Kawaki caught up with Tsukuyo and stuffed the stack of money back into her hands. He whispered a few words into Tsukuyo's ear.

After listening to him, Tsukuyo looked at Sacchan who was being pulled by her, and then looked at Gintoki who was lying on the ground. The disdain in her eyes was apparent.

"He really is the worst man." After saying that, Tsukuyo turned around and left with Seita.

"Did... did I do anything bad?" Gintoki raised his head and asked uncertainly.

"Gintoki, whether it is S or M, what does it matter? Since you have done it, you have to take responsibility," Kawaki replied.

"Right!" Shinpachi agreed from the side.