Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 92: The Routines on TV Are Also Very Applicable in Reality!

Chapter 92: The Routines on TV Are Also Very Applicable in Reality!

"Hey, behave yourselves!" Tsukuyo shouted seriously.

The Hyakka members finally stopped, and Shinpachi, who was being chased, also stopped and lay on the ground panting.

"Great; luckily, Miss Tsukuyo arrived in time." Shinpachi looked at Kawaki, who was lying on the ground and said, "If it's a little later, maybe the bottom line of this novel won't be preserved... That's great..."

"At least that kind of thing has to wait until after winning the first place! And after returning to Yoshiwara!" Tsukuyo said the second half of the sentence in a stern voice.

"In the end, is it still the same idea. Have you ever cared about Kawaki-san's feelings?! Have you ever considered the bottom line of this novel?! Have you really considered the author's bottom line?!" Shinpachi roared, but no one listened to him anymore. The Hyakka members followed Tsukuyo back to their snow sculpture again and began to work in full swing.

...

"I really have had enough of those people..." Shinpachi stood in front of his work and looked at Hyakka members who were preparing to erect the eighteenth snow sculpture of Kawaki. He was really speechless.

"One [Beep], two [Beep], three [Beep]..." Kawaki crouched on the ground and his mouth constantly muttering something.

"Don't count those things anymore! You will have a strange dream!"

"Shinpachi, I'm counting on you." Kawaki looked up with a face that felt like his body had been hollowed out and then said this with tears streaming down his face.

"Don't ask others to do strange things with that expression!" Shinpachi retorted, then sighed and continued, "It seems that Kawaki-san has had a hard time in Yoshiwara."

"You..." Kawaki looked at Shinpachi in disbelief and murmured, "I didn't expect someone to understand me finally! Shinpachi... Woo..."

"Gin-san, do you want to help Kawaki-san? Kawaki-san is very distressed, right?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, who was fiddling with his Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.

However, Gintoki acted as if he did not hear it. He looked at his own work and then turned to face Kagura, "Hey, I just came up with a great idea. How about putting a wing? Wings?"

"Gin-chan, you're so awesome-aru! You actually have such a rich imagination!" Kagura praised.

"Well~ I don't know why either. It's like I suddenly had an inspiration." Gintoki had a proud expression.

"Inspiration my ass! This is undisguised plagiarism!" Shinpachi was furious. He then pointed at the statue of Hasegawa not far away.

"How can you say that? Shinpachi?" Gintoki waved his hand indifferently, "How can this be called plagiarism? Be careful; I'll sue you. If you don't believe me, you can go and read the novels next door, especially those in the cultivation world. Don't you think that it's basically everything... "

Before Gintoki could finish, Shinpachi covered her mouth. "Don't talk nonsense! How much trouble do you want to cause for the author?" It was not popular in the first place, because the words you said might drive away a group of readers! "

"Hurry up and put the wings-aru! I want to take a photo and send it to Mommy!" Kagura said excitedly.

"There's no need to send these things to Madam!" Shinpachi replied.

"You guys are here too." Katsura walked over and said.

"Katsura-san." Shinpachi turned around and saw Katsura wearing a green scarf and green gloves.

Katsura looked at Gintoki's work carefully and said with a little surprise, "Isn't this Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? The degree of restoration is really high!"

"So, why do you all know?" Shinpachi was a little speechless.

"Another name for it is [Running Thunder]," Katsura explained unhurriedly, "It caused [The Seven Days of Fire] during the Balkans Campaign!"

"Why is there another explanation..."

"Why are you here-aru?" Kagura asked Katsura.

"I'm participating just for fun," As he spoke, Katsura pointed to a piece of work at the side.

"So awesome! It's like an amusement park!" Shinpachi praised.

Katsura's work was a huge statue of Elizabeth. The slightly different thing was that a long slide extended from Elizabeth's mouth, and on the right side of Elizabeth was a staircase for the children to go up.

"This is to make the children happy." Katsura explained, "You guys can play too."

"Okay..." Just as Shinpachi was about to answer, he suddenly thought of something, "Okay my ass! Now is not the time to discuss this! The most important thing now is to protect Kawaki-san's [Beep]! Protect the bottom line of this work!"

"What do you mean?" Katsura was confused, "What happened to [Beep]? What happened to Kawaki's [Beep] Did he eat something bad outside?! Or did he enter into a hole that should not be entered?! I clearly reminded him before that not any hole could be..."

Before Katsura could finish speaking, Kawaki had already walked behind Katsura. With a punch, only Katsura's head remained on the ground.

"A tenth more powerful than teacher..." This was the last sentence that Katsura said before he fainted.

"Katsura-san!" Shinpachi shouted, "What are you doing, Kawaki-san? I'm going to ask Katsura-san for help!"

"There's no need at all! The more he helps, the more help you get. Don't you know that this guy's brain is as black as a black hole?" Kawaki looked at Shinpachi in surprise and said, "Besides, I already have a strategy!"

"Strategy? What do you mean?" Shinpachi asked.

"Destroy! Isn't it good to destroy the entire statue? It's such a simple matter." Kawaki placed his umbrella in Shinpachi's hand as he spoke, "Please! Shinpachi-kun!"

Shinpachi looked at the umbrella in his hand and was silent for a long time. Then, he raised his head and said, "What kind of method is this? Is it to send me to my death?! How can I destroy the statue in the hands of those tigresses? Even if I can destroy it, what will I do after that? Hyakka will definitely deal with me!"

"Don't make it sound so scary!" Kawaki corrected, "It's not much! At most, it's just finishing!"

"Isn't that the same meaning" Shinpachi replied, "I'm only sixteen years old! My life has just begun! I don't want to finish it! I absolutely don't want to!"

"It seems that you haven't realized your situation, Shinpachi-kun." Kawaki shook his head and sighed softly, "There are some that can't be made randomly. Think about it, aren't your lines more numerous than usual in these chapters?"

"In that case..."

"I guess this must be the setting of a failed author! Before you die... the last treatment he gives you before he finishes filming! Isn't this kind of setting on TV very normal? The lines before a character die are much more than expected." Kawaki analyzed.

"I don't think so..." Shinpachi replied, then threw away the umbrella in his hand, "I think as long as I don't touch this thing, I won't die!"

"It's really great that you can think this way..." Kawaki looked at Shinpachi with relief, then shouted at the crowd, "Shinpachi-kun has turned black! He said that he wanted to destroy all the participating works! I can't stop him! It's really terrible!"

In an instant, everyone's ears stood up, and they looked at him with unkind faces.

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense! I didn't say that!" Shinpachi quickly covered Kawaki's mouth and retorted.

"Ah! He also said that all the participating works are trash! He said that your participating works are all trash that is not worth mentioning. You do not have the qualifications to participate in this competition at all!" Kawaki broke free from Shinpachi's hand and exaggeratedly shouted at the crowd.

"What?! What did that four-eyed virgin say?!"

"He must be tired of living! He is just a four-eyed virgin!"

"I'll kill you!"

"At a time like this, let's unite against the enemy! Let's put down the hatred between us first! Let's kill that four-eyed virgin first!"

"That's right!"

...

Looking at the crowd rushing at him, Shinpachi stopped thinking.

"In a sense, this way of killing is quite perfect." Kawaki patted Shinpachi on the shoulder and said. Then he slowly walked to the side.

"Perfect my ass!" Shinpachi turned around and ran. He complained loudly as he ran.

Everyone was chasing after Shinpachi. When Kawaki saw this scene, he couldn't help but think of the running under the setting sun.

Kawaki picked up his umbrella and smiled as he walked towards Hyakka's work that no one was guarding...

...

As Shinpachi ran, he suddenly saw Otae in front of him. He immediately felt happy and moved with tears, "Sister! I knew that my sister would definitely help me! She definitely wouldn't be like those people who believed in rumors and targeted me!"

However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi saw Otae raise a huge snowball with her eyes narrowed and throw it in his direction.

At this time, Shinpachi still had hope in his heart. He thought that Otae was dealing with the people behind him. However, as the snowball got closer and closer, Shinpachi felt that something was wrong. It was clearly coming for him!

Realizing this, Shinpachi hurriedly turned around and fled in another direction.

"You all got it wrong! I never said those words at all!" Shinpachi shouted as he ran.

"How is that possible! Kawaki-sama won't lie!" The one who spoke was a Hyakka member.

"Right, right, right! Kawaki-sama won't lie at all!" Another Hyakka member echoed.

"You don't know him at all! Although he looks a little airhead, his heart is already extremely black!" Shinpachi retorted as he ran.

"Death penalty for saying bad things to Kawaki-sama!"

"Hey! You don't have to join in! Aren't you my sister?! Do you not trust your brother?!" Shinpachi dodged a big snowball thrown by Otae and said.