Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 95: Respect the Fruits of the Chef’s Labor!

Chapter 95: Respect the Fruits of the Chef’s Labor!

"Are you alright?" Ikumatsu was a little speechless.

"I'm fine? What's wrong with me?" Katsura looked at Ikumatsu and asked doubtfully, "I seemed to have fallen asleep accidentally just now. It was really too rude. In this kind of place, it seems that I still haven't trained enough! So I have decided to sleep early every day in the future. I will take a nap at noon! It will form an excellent habit! Only in this way can I be a qualified general!"

"Did you lose your memory" Ikumatsu retorted, "You just said that you are a ramen hunter who travels across the country to seek the Way of Ramen! Why did it become a general?!"

"Amnesia?" Katsura sighed and shook his head, "Your Excellency Ikumatsu, are you mistaken? I mean, as an outstanding general, it is necessary to maintain a good lifestyle. It was different from some people who lived in places like Yoshiwara! It was different from some people who had their bodies hollowed out in Yoshiwara and liked to come out in the middle of the night to eat and drink and like those inexplicable FPS games!"

"Hey, what you said is a bit too specific! It's completely referring to me!" Kawaki reminded.

"Ah, do you think I'm talking about you?" Katsura pretended to be surprised, "How could that be? Hahahaha..."

"Why do I feel like you're envious? What's going on with that sour tone?" Ikumatsu retorted.

...

"I feel a little hungry after a little exercise. Please cook more katsudon for me to eat. Please!" Kawaki looked at the menu on the wall and said.

"Can your stomach really stand it?" Ikumatsu said with a frown, "No matter how I look at it, you don't look like someone who can eat so well."

"Don't look down on me!" Kawaki retorted.

"But you are much better than someone. You even know to look at the menu and order dishes instead of randomly ordering dishes that are not available on the menu." Ikumatsu pointed to something and then turned around to prepare the ingredients.

...

The door was pulled open again.

"Welcome~" Ikumatsu turned around and greeted the person with a smile.

"I thought you had gone somewhere..." Tsukuyo pulled out a few kunai with a dark face and threw them directly at Kawaki. It all stabbed into the back of Kawaki's head with incomparable precision, "You actually came to this place to eat leisurely! The entire Hyakka searched for you for a long time but couldn't find you! You should at least say hello when you go out! I thought you were missing again!"

"Tsu-chan?" Kawaki pulled out the Kunai on the back of his head, turned his head, and smiled, "I just came out to have a meal, so you don't have to mind it so much. Do you want to eat some too? The katsudon Miss Ikumatsu made is very good."

"Eat your head! Hurry up and go back with me!" Tsukuyo scolded, "You only know how to cause trouble for people every day!"

"This is too much! What do you mean by only know how to cause trouble for people! I just came out for a meal! Who told you not to leave me dinner! I'm very hungry after playing games for a day!" Kawaki retorted.

"Can't you go to the kitchen and take a look?! I left the food for you, okay? Do I have to bring it to your mouth?!"

"Then, next time, can you..." As he spoke, Kawaki used his ultimate move: [Kawaki's deliberate smile!] "Feed me~"

[Skill Description: Kawaki's deliberate smile, lethality SSS. For women who look directly at Kawaki, 99% of those who don't know Kawaki will be captured by him! ]

But it was obvious that Tsukuyo knew Kawaki well, and she was not that 99% woman.

"Am I your Okasan?!" Tsukuyo roared, "You want me to feed you. Are you delusional?"

"When you're not around, I was lying on a Hyakka member's lap and playing games while being fed~" Kawaki curled his lips and said slowly like a wronged child.

"Those guys..." Tsukuyo gritted her teeth and made a decision in her heart.

When we go back, I must reorganize the bad atmosphere inside Hyakka, "From now on, that kind of thing will never happen again! Have you been living like that?! Hyakka will never spoil you again in the future!"

Looking at Kawaki and Tsukuyo who were arguing, Katsura sighed softly, "I never thought that the Red Beasts of the past would become like this... You are too deprived! Kawaki!" As he spoke, Katsura looked at Tsukuyo and said seriously,

"That, Miss Tsukuyo, can you let me take Kawaki away and teach him for a few days! I guarantee that he will become a good young man who trains day and night without exhaustion! Also, looking at your precise tossing technique, it is just like the manga! Are you interested in creating the dawn of Edo with me?"

"Train my ass! Why do I also have to train every night! What do you want me to teach?" Kawaki shouted angrily.

"Sorry, I still want to save this idiot's head before creating the dawn of Edo. Moreover, I don't need to trouble you with this kind of thing. Yoshiwara has Yoshiwara's way of doing things." Tsukuyo looked at Kawaki again, "Hurry up and go back with me!"

"At least let me finish eating! If I don't finish what I ordered in the restaurant, it will be disrespectful to the chef! Don't look at me like this; I am still clear about this!" Kawaki replied with a snort, and his face was full of pride.

"Isn't this most basic common sense?! Why is it that common sense is like a famous quote to you?! Why do you seem so proud? Knowing that common sense is something that makes you feel very proud?!" Tsukuyo crazily ridiculed.

However, Kawaki did not hear it at all. Instead, he threw himself into the katsudon in front of him.

In the end, Tsukuyo sighed and sat down. She waited for Kawaki to finish eating. He originally thought that it would end in a few minutes. He did not expect that this guy actually ordered thirty orders of katsudon! Tsukuyo could not help but want to take out a few kunai and ruthlessly stab them on Kawaki's head.

Just as Kawaki was immersed in eating katsudon, the door was opened again. However, this time, three people who looked like gangsters came in.

However, this time, Ikumatsu did not say "Welcome".

"So cold, your cute little brother is here to play~" The leading gangster sat down and said in a frivolous tone.

The other two hooligans also sat down and looked at Ikumatsu with a smirk.

"What little brother?" Ikumatsu crossed his arms and said disdainfully, "After Daigo died, I no longer have anything to do with you."

"Don't be so cold~." The leader of the gangsters said, "I was worried about my sister-in-law, who was a widow, so I'm visiting. Moreover, this is my brother's shop. In the end, it should be me who inherits it. It was you who begged me, and I reluctantly agreed. It is only natural for me to get some dividends~."

"You came to ask for money again; you are too..." Ikumatsu turned around and shouted angrily. But before she could finish, she was interrupted by Katsura, who had changed into a western restaurant waiter at some point in time.

"Welcome. Customer, have you decided what to order?" Katsura stood behind the three gangsters and said.

"Oi~" Ikumatsu looked at Katsura and said, "What are you doing? And this is not a western restaurant!"

"Hey, hey, when did you start to hire waiters?" Ikumatsu's brother-in-law asked in surprise.

"Not waiter, it's Katsura," Katsura said calmly, "Have you decided? Three bowls of fried rice?"

Lackey 1, "Who said we want fried rice?"

Lackey 2, "We are not here to eat. Move to the side!"

Hearing this, Tsukuyo had already taken out the kunai to deal with these few scums. Tsukuyo had already repeatedly done this kind of work countless times, but in the next moment, her hand was firmly held down by Kawaki.

"You..."

Kawaki did not say anything and just smiled. Tsukuyo understood and also put away the Kunai.

On the other side, Katsura said again, "May I recommend our house special? Our B Course package?"

"I don't care if it's a B package or SMS package. Just be quiet!" Ikumatsu's brother-in-law was a little impatient, "I have something important to discuss with Ikumatsu!"

"Alright, three servings of fried rice please," Katsura said to Ikumatsu with three fingers raised.

"Why are you talking about fried rice again?!!!"

...

Just as Ikumatsu turned around to prepare the fried rice, Kawaki finally finished eating. He then took out his wallet and placed the money on the counter.

"Here's the money~" As he spoke, Kawaki prepared to leave with Tsukuyo.

"There's no need for so much!" Ikumatsu said as she glanced at the money that Kawaki had placed, "I'll get your change."

"No need. Anyway, you need to renovate the place again." Kawaki pointed to the place where the rocket launcher had just hit, "It is also because of me, so I should compensate you."

"You really caused trouble again!" Tsukuyo was a little speechless.

"Thank you, then," Ikumatsu said and was about to go get the money, but her brother-in-law was one step ahead of her.

"This is barely enough..." Ikumatsu's brother-in-law counted the money in his hand with a smirk on his face and was about to put it in his bosom.

"Put it back," Kawaki said calmly.

"Does it have anything to do with you?!" Ikumatsu's brother-in-law turned around and scolded.

"This is my meal money and compensation." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "You are not the one who has prepared the katsudon and handed it to me~"

"You..."

"I only count to three. If I don't put it down, I will... kill you~" Kawaki's words were like magic, constantly echoing in Ikumatsu's brother-in-law's ears. In an instant, Ikumatsu's brother-in-law felt like he was in a cold hell.

"Sumimasen!" With that, Ikumatsu's brother-in-law put the money back.

Seeing Ikumatsu put the money away, Kawaki finally walked out of the store.

"Big brother, that guy... what is his background?" Lackey 1, who was beside him, asked.

"How would I know?!" Ikumatsu's brother-in-law replied, his expression was very indignant, "That eye and hair color look like a goddamn Amanto! It's the target we want to eradicate in the future! It's our enemy!"

...

"Is that guy your friend? He is injured." On the way, Tsukuyo casually reminded. When Tsukuyo entered the store, he found the injury on Katsura's leg.

"Ah, I know." Kawaki casually replied.

"You left just like that? Isn't that guy Jouishishi? I saw the police all over the street looking for him," Tsukuyo added.

"That level of injury doesn't matter to him," Kawaki replied casually.

"Why did you stop me from getting rid of those three scum?" Tsukuyo asked, "That scum has no reason to exist."

"This is not Yoshiwara, and..." Kawaki looked at Tsukuyo in surprise and said slowly, "I always feel that the two of them are somewhat similar... Just leave them to him."

Looking at the confused Tsukuyo, Kawaki sighed softly, "Don't think about it. Let's go back quickly. My games are still waiting for me!"

"Still thinking of playing?!"