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Chapter 23: Four Heavenly Kings

Chapter 23: Four Heavenly Kings

Currently, Eiji and Tenten were walking home.

"Hey, I didn't see you during lunch-break..."

"Yeah, I trained at the academy's garden. Don't worry I ate your bento there, it energized me for training so it helped a lot. Thanks."

Tenten was visibly happy when she heard that.

"I-Is that so...if it was tasty I continue to cook for you..."

'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T!!!'

"Yeah, I'm looking forward to i -"

"There you are, boss. I finally found you...wow, I didn't know you were an academy student. Since you were at the shopping street a few hours ago, I thought you couldn't be one, since it was during..."

'This little shit!'

"AHAHAHA you must have mistaken me..."

"Hmmm? What did this boy try to say right now?"

"I don't know! I don't know him!"

"What are you saying boss, don't you remember your most loyal follower?"

"Hmmm something is wrong here...Eiji why don't you tell me the truth before it's too late?"

'WHAT THE FUCK! When did Tenten become a yandere?! I didn't corrupt her, right?'

He glanced at Tenten and saw a dangerous light in her eyes.

"..."

He started to run as fast as he can, while a barrage of kunais followed him.

"Oh you are home Eiji, how was school today?"

"Mum, I'm feeling ill and will need to stay home for a couple of months."

'Damn mum! She didn't let me stay at home, so now I need to take a detour to avoid Tenten! I also need to wake up earlier just to be sure!'

Eiji was taking a long detour now and he walked unknowingly straight into the Peeing-Dogs Gang territory.

"Hey boss, this is the one who trashed the Rat-Eater Gang yesterday."

"Huh? Is he here to challenge us? If he thinks we are as easy to beat as the Rat-Eater Gang then he is hugely mistaken...but maybe we can recruit him..."

The Peeing-Dogs member gathered together and then blocked Eiji's way.

'What do those freaks want from me? Doesn't this guy know how dumb he looks with this yellow dog hat?'

"Hey, you bastard. I heard you trashed the Rat-Eater Gang by yourself...but don't get cocky, we aren't pushovers. But I still acknowledge that you are decent...so how about joining our Peeing-Dogs Gang?"

"What the hell are you guys talking about? I really don't have a good mood right now so if you continue to block my way..."

"So you decline? Well, we will show you what we do with arrogant newcomers! Get him, guys!"

'I don't know what their problem is, but at least I can blow some steam off..'

"Oh wow boss, you defeated them all by yourself in only a few seconds!"

'WHAT THE! Where does he always come from? How does he always find me? Does he have a Byakugan?'

"Hey listen you, shitty egghead, stop following me around, okay?"

"Egghead? I really don't like being called that, but if it's you, boss...anyway when I saw you yesterday I knew you would become someone who can defeat all Gangs, so I started to collect some intel..."

"I don't care about this shit so scram now!"

"Well even if you don't want to fight, you will have to now. The Peeing-Dogs Gang you defeated now, is a sub-gang of one of Konoha's Heavenly Kings! He will definitely seek revenge. But don't worry boss, I have all the information you need!"

"Heavenly kings? Every second it gets more stupid...anyway I see you don't listen to me so I will just continue on my way to the academy..."

"Out of the four Heavenly Kings he is the weakest, but he is still fearsome! His name is Apple-Juice Lover and his gang is the Super-Duper-Apple-Farm Gang. Recent rumors tell that he developed a new special attack to challenge the other Heavenly Kings, so he might not be the weakest out of them anymore. So please be careful when fighting him..."

Listening to Tenjo gave Eiji a really painful headache but he finally managed to arrive at the academy.

"Okay boss, I will stay outside the academy grounds guarding you, so that you can peacefully enjoy the academy!"

Eiji ignored him and went into the academy.

"Hey, I heard Eiji beat two gangs by himself..."

"Really? I mean he looks like a delinquent, but now he also acts like one...we should really stay away from him."

"A future shinobi beating non-shinobis up...I really wonder how someone so unscrupulous could get enrolled here..."

"..."

'Do they think I can't hear them?'

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If any of you have any ideas for stupid-sounding gang names feel free to share, the more stupid the better!