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Chapter 180 - Blue Thunder Rod, Let's Make A Deal
Chapter 180 - Blue Thunder Rod, Let's Make A Deal
I blocked a pair of axes that smashed down using my other hand to brace the other end of the Hellbat and then shoved it back. Neft's pair of axes went up, and I went forward but then backed up after almost face planting into the meat stick of doom!
[I don't think it will fit.]
'Shut it!'
"What is your problem?!" I asked as I ran up the stairs from the giant cock Demon.
"What? You're scared of me now, Pink Man?!" Neft roared out he leapt to the second floor.
I smashed two strikes from the axes, but then the pervert tried to shove his blue thunder rod at me. I back peddled and turned to run as I started cutting a lap.
"No, I am scared of being sexually assaulted by you, not physically, but maybe that's the same. Honestly, do you need to be erect right now?!" I asked as the Demon Lord chased me like some cartoon around the second floor of his Keep.
"I can only get hard when I am mad, and you are PISSING ME OFF!" Neft screamed, and I felt something hit me in the back, and I was sent rocketing forward and out through the castle wall.
I sailed into the open air, and I had a brief moment of silence.
[That makes sense with having a bunch of Karens, and I guess his enemies all know when he is irate.]
I laughed as I arched into the open street and face-planted, cracking the ground with my face. What the hell was going on here?!
I got up and then felt my face after dusting my hands off, but there was nothing wrong with it. I didn't even feel it when I hit the ground, but I was really getting tired of being used as a golf ball!
[Start paying attention then! He is coming for you again!]
I was still holding the Hellbat, and I could hear the roaring Demon Lord coming at me from behind, and I gripped the Hellbat tight in my right hand. I spun and smashed the black bat into Neft's shoulder and sent him through a house to the left.
He flew through the first floor and out the back, bouncing the entire way, but recovered on the other side of the street. Neft's arm was severely mangled that I had struck, but I could see the muscles under his skin moving.
[He will be able to heal, even the lowest demons can regenerate.]
I dashed forward, and Neft did the same with his single ax as his other arm healed, but I had the advantage now.
I was having trouble before because Neft was much more skilled using the axes than I was using any weapon, but now it was different. Neft was forcing me to be constantly defending strikes one after the other from both hands.
Now his single strikes were smashed back by the immense weight of the Hellbat. The raging erection was starting to wane, and I increased the ferocity of my strikes, and Neft missed a block.
I brought the bat down on the gap between his shoulder and neck. The Demon Lord to his knees while caving his shoulder into his neck in a sickly crunching noise.
Suddenly, Neft started to scream, and he split something up at me, but I jumped back and used the Hellbat to swat it out of the air. The thing was a pulsing black egg, but even the strike had just smashed it into the ground, not seeming to damage it.
"My father will come and kill you, but… HEY-Y!" Neft started to say but then cried out as I drove the tip of the Hellbat down on the black mass.
I sunk it down to almost the handle, letting go, and then walking up to the still living and recovering Demon Lord. I grabbed Neft by one of his large curled horns similar to Nushi's when she was happy and brought him to my face.
"So, Daddy Dao is going to come and fight me? How do you know this? Can he feel you?" I asked, and Neft tried to swing at me.
I let go of the horn and caught the fist, rotating it while sidestepping, then dropped my elbow down on the back of his. Neft screamed and sprayed me with dark blue, almost black blood, and I punched him in the face to shut him up.
The strike would have taken a normal creature's head off, but the Demon Lord turned his head back with hate in his now solid black eyes. There had been some white before, but now they were solid black.
"So, you're the one that has been stirring up trouble? A Demon? No, maybe a Hero, but even then, where are your fancy powers! I knew that this mound of flesh was useless, but to be beaten with bare hands… Let's make a deal, Traveler!"
'A deal?'
[There has to be more than that. Demons don't make deals unless they have the advantage.]
"Why would I make any kind of a deal with someone like you? You must know why I am here and where I am going to be going next!" I said to Neft's body that The Demon Lord Dao was speaking through.
The expression on his face had almost become smug, and something about that bothered me.
"Yes! I assumed as much! You seem strong, and it looks like you have taken a great interest in Mex. Would you be willing to talk to me?" Doa asked with a curious expression, and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up.
"What do you want to talk about?" I asked as my mind started to race.
"I will tell the Demons surrounding his… well I guess your Keep? Anyways I will tell them to back off, and we can have a little talk? I have Mex here, but I left the rest of your creatures alone. I just want to have a talk, but know that they will not be far, and waiting. I won't hurt them, but only if you come and talk with me," Doa told me, and I should have felt a bit relieved, but I wasn't.