My Girlfriend is a Zombie

Chapter 335 Part 2 - Do You Tips In Getting Your Women Pregnant?

Chapter 335 Part 2 – Do You Tips In Getting Your Women Pregnant?

Editor: Zephyr04

Yu Wen Xuan’s expression suddenly became gloomy, “You don’t need to tell me that you’re not that type of person. I’m not familiar with you so I don’t know you well. I might as well tell you this, I’m the type of person that only looks at results. So don’t use any accidents or excuses to prevaricate me. As a man, your duty is to protect your own woman. Can you do that? No... You must do that. Now that you have already recognized the identity of the other person as your lover, you can’t let your woman get hurt unless all the blood has been drained gone from your body. This is what a love from a man should be like....”

Noticing Yu Wen Xuan reveal a confused expression from his eyes, Ling Mo vaguely felt that maybe a lot of things happened to him in his past...

“Even if you didn’t tell me, I would have done the same.”

Ling Mo’s answer made Yu Wen Xuan smile.

He laughed and suddenly winked his eyes mysteriously, “Oh yes, there is one more important thing. Didn’t I ask you before, how many times do you pa-pa in a day with her? When will I be able to hold a niece? Do you want me to teach you some stuff from my own personal experience? Don’t look at me like that. In the past, I used to have many girlfriends so I can also be considered experienced in this area. Eh... Wait, nevermind, my experience covers only on how not to get someone pregnant, not how to win a prize [1]. That really makes me annoyed....”

“No thanks... I will try harder....”

Ling Mo burst in cold sweat, he suddenly found something that Yu Wen Xuan and Li Ya Lin both... had something in common.

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They both were interested in pa-pa-pa [2] and giving birth to children......

After discussing more details about stealing the experimented corpse with Yu Wen Xuan, Ling Mo went back to the restaurant with him.

Upon seeing Ling Mo, Wu Peng Fei said with excitement, “I’ve decided to join the Falcon Camp! Vice-Captain Zhang said that as long as I’m willing, I can join their team directly. And... I will have to be trained for a period first.” Having said that, Wu Peng Fei was somewhat embarrassed as he scratched his head.

He really did need training, otherwise that godly shooting skill of his will most likely kill his teammates first...

“If I have time, I will train him personally.”

Yu Wen Xuan interjected.

Wu Peng Fei felt surprise, “That would be wonderful! Thank you!”

He glanced at Ling Mo with gratitude. If it wasn’t for Ling Mo, how could he receive such good treatment?

Ronnie also showed an envious look. Thinking about it made her a little depressed. Before, she was still sympathetic to Wu Peng Fei’s experience, who knew that in a blink of an eye, the situation has completely reversed.

“Hmph, what’s so great about that...” Ronnie thought, but she still couldn’t help but look at Ling Mo.

“If it doesn’t bother you, please train her a little too.”

Ling Mo suddenly said.

Yu Wen Xuan looked at Ronnie and said, “Oh, no problem.”

Ronnie was stunned at first, and then she felt very surprised and happy.

Her face blushed as she looked at Ling Mo, then licked her lips and said, “Thank you...”

Ling Mo smiled and his gaze lowered and stopped at a certain place. Her face suddenly turned red, quickly covering her ass with her hands, and then took a few steps back.

After chatting for a while, the sky had almost completely turned dark. Zhang Yu patted himself as he stood up, “It’s getting late, we should head back.”

Yu Wen Xuan winked at Ling Mo and made an “OK” gesture.

After that, he turned his eyes to Li Ya Lin.

“We will see each other soon again. No matter where you are Ya Lin, you must take care of yourself. I can’t lose anything else. Being able to find you has brought me happiness. I knew in my heart that fate didn’t completely abandon me...”

“Isn’t your so-called soon not tomorrow!?” What kind of bullshit are your spouting? Stop making me feel ashamed knowing you, let’s go, I really just want to vomit after hearing what you just said!”

Zhang Yu grabbed Yu Wen Xuan’s collar and smiled at the group, “See you tomorrow.”

[1] Another way of saying to get someone pregnant

[2] pa-pa-pa literally sounds for bang-bang-bang which in Chinese is sounds for you know *wink* *wink*