Chapter 64: Inconvenience and Encounter
Chapter 64: Inconvenience and Encounter
Chapter 64: Inconvenience and Encounter
--- Chapter 64 ---
Shrek Academy, Housing Dorm No.14
Huo Yuhao gradually woke up because of soft purring sounds beside him. He yawned and saw Huo Yun'er in her silk purple sleeping robe hugging him like a pillow from the side, chuckling because she was using the wormhole to come here. She could sneak in without attracting too much attention with her illusion.
"Morning," He said while kissing Huo Yun'er cheek.
Huo Yun'er furrowed her brows and blinked a few times, seeing the unfamiliar scenery of her son's dorm room. "Five more minutes. I need my Hao'er battery to be fully charged~." She groaned while hugging him even tighter.
'I don't know that your mom is this affectionate, Yuhao.' Eluxia's curious voice comes from Huo Yuhao's spiritual sea.
Huo Yuhao smiled and replied spiritually, 'Well, our relationship is rather special than your normal mother and son.'
'D-Don't tell me...' Tian Meng suddenly entered the conversation with a shocked tone. 'A-Are you two, you know, kissing each other and stuff?'
The young man shrugged and added, 'Pretty much. Well, we haven't crossed the last boundary yet. And It doesn't matter to us anyway because our limits have broken normal boundaries since I became True Dragon.'
'H-How perverse~!' Bing Di covered her reddened face while imagining wild things in her head. Even though Incest was considered normal in the Spirit Beast's society because they wanted to keep the blood pure, she doesn't expect humans to practice it too.
After five minutes, Huo Yun'er charged her Hao'er Battery and had glistening skin for some reason. She doesn't wear make-up, but her beauty is always on the top tier with a healthy dose of affection.
"Hmm, What's for breakfast?" Huo Yun'er asked while rubbing her eyes. She smelled something nice from the other side of the room and lifted her nose slightly.
"Kimchi Jjigae?"
"Yeah. My clone made it." Huo Yuhao answered while reading a book beside Huo Yun'er. "I can't move because my beloved mom would get awakened from her beauty sleep."
"Aww, that's so sweet~!" Huo Yun'er squealed and went for a kiss.
She playfully pressed Huo Yuhao against the bed frame and gently overtook his lips. Their tongues entangled and went on full dance for a few moments. And Huo Yuhao being a guy that doesn't want to lose, pushes her onto the bed.
"Mhhm~!"
"You're so wild in the morning, Hao'er~!" Huo Yun'er breathed heavily with her pale blonde hair scattered on the bed sheet.
Huo Yuhao chuckled and returned, "Aren't you the one who smooched me first?"
"Hehe~."
Poof!
A soft noise comes from the kitchen, and Huo Yuhao receives a notification about his clone cooldown. He shook his head a little because he should upgrade Dawn Bringer's skill later.
"Oy, Kimchi Jjigae is ready." He said while caressing Huo Yun'er hair. "Let's eat before it becomes cold."
Huo Yun'er jumped off the bed excitedly and said, "Let me feed you~!"
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After feeding Huo Yuhao, Huo Yun'er went to the shower and cleaned her body. She checked the Shrek Academy's provided necessities by herself and nodded because everything was alright, alas lacking in qualities.
She stepped out of the shower and muttered, "Hmm, I'll tell Liu Mei to send a few things to Hao'er dorm later. Most importantly, the bed needs to be a lot better."
"Yes, At least king-sized for my beloved son."
Huo Yuhao meditated on the bed while adjusting the Universal Breathing Technique. He glanced at the bathroom and saw his mother walking out in her purple dress. "You look beautiful, mom." He praised her with a smile.
"Thanks." Huo Yun'er smiled back.
"I'll be back at night, have a nice day, Hao'er~!" She gave him a last kiss and used her teleportation skill. Like a certain Hokage, she disappeared with a yellow flash.
"Also, tell your three new friends to be more docile because I don't want to make my hands dirty." Her stern voice echoed in the room, which caught even Eluxia off guard.
Tian Meng's face becomes pale because Huo Yun'er presence is akin to a towering mountain for her. Even though she is a Spirit Beast with 1.000.000 years of cultivation age and has extreme control over Mental Attributes, the foxy mother could probe her mental defenses like they were wet paper.
And no, that's not the scary part. Tian Meng, Bing Di, and Eluxia felt a natural threat to their existence from the casual gaze of their host's mother. Even the calamity necromancer has to doubt herself if Huo Yun'er is a divine creature or not, but she is most likely a deity-like being.
"Destiny," Eluxia muttered with a solemn expression.
"Yuhao, your mom is..."
"Amazing? I know, right." Huo Yuhao responded casually.
He stretched his body and went for a quick shower, picking up the package on the desk provided by the Shrek Academy. He opened the box and saw the 1st-grade uniform, which consisted of a white blazer with matching white pants, a gray buttoned shirt, and a black tie.
"Wait... The size is small as fuck!" Who would have thought the first problem Huo Yuhao had in the Shrek Academy was his uniform?
An annoyed sigh escaped Huo Yuhao's mouth because the Dragon Nest's students in the dorm probably experienced the same problem. And he was right because someone knocked on his room's door.
"Yuhao, we have a problem." Scathach's voice came from the other side.
"Uugh, my chest area is so tight!" Qianye Ying'er voice followed after it.
Huo Yuhao opened the door and saw his lovely companions in a somewhat "unsettling." situation. Scathach's thighs were more revealing because the skirt was too small, while Qianye Ying'er blazer's buttons held its dear life tightly for containing those mountains.
Murong Qianxue stood behind them and had a solemn look on her face. "This is my fault, young lord. I should have confirmed our students' size beforehand." She lowered her head, to which Huo Yuhao responded with a wry chuckle.
Huo Yuhao shook his head and commented, "It's okay, Qianxue. I wanted you to tell others to give their uniforms to me. I'll modify them with Palu. Ah yes, tell me their sizes too."
"As for Shishou and Ying'er, come in. I'll adjust your uniform directly."
"I'll be back in a few minutes!" Murong Qianxue ran away from the second floor.
Huo Yuhao's room, Scathach and Qianye Ying'er sat on the bed with only their lingerie. The warrior queen wore a bold purplish bra with a floral pattern and a matching thong. Meanwhile, the young blonde lady is sporting an adorable white bra with polka dots and white cotton panties. And they also wore black and white stockings, respectively.
"You two look good in those undies." Huo Yuhao said while summoning Palu.
Scathach blushed and replied with a stutter, "O-Of course, I know my style."
Qianye Ying'er covered her mouth and giggled, "Thank you for the compliment, Yuhao. I was thinking about a bolder approach like Teacher's, but you seem to like this innocent type more."
Huo Yuhao nodded because his preferences were somewhat subjective. He picked their uniforms and told Palu to scan everything, adding some materials to enhance the uniforms' durability.
"50.000 years old silk from Human-Faced Spider..."
"Let's extract 25.000 years old Meteorite Cores to make the thread as well?"
"I also can synthesize this compound..." Huo Yuhao's left eye shone with white flame.
Scathach rested her head on Qianye Ying'er shoulder and commented, "Even though I could have used a Primordial Rune to widen my skirt, I sometimes forgot that Huo Yuhao is a skilled master craftsman."
Qianye Ying'er shrugged and replied, "Yeah, People called him The Creator for a reason, Teacher."
Huo Yuhao picked up the newly created and improved uniforms from Palu's storage space and scanned them for a moment. "Ah, I went too far." He awkwardly scratched his cheek.
[Name: 1st Grade Uniform 2.0]
[Type: Uniform/Armor]
[Grade: SS+]
[Description: 1st Grade Uniform 2.0 is an unusual armor based on the Shrek Academy's uniform design with extraordinary durability. And also very comfortable to wear]
[It could resist Mental Spying Abilities and receive even Title Douluo's attack a few times without any problem. Because of the Pandora or 100.000 years old Celestial Slime's core used on the uniform, the user could repair the uniform by using Spirit Energy]
[Innate Ability: Self-Repairing, Cold and Heat Resistance, Protection Lvl.90 and Anti-Spy]
Scathach glanced at the uniform and chuckled, "Heh, Do you want to mass-produce this?"
"Uugh, I went too far, okay. Stop teasing me." Huo Yuhao groaned while handing the uniform back to them.
"Oh, Wow~!" Qianye Ying'er wore the uniform and felt the comfortable yet soft cloth rubbing against her skin. "It feels amazing. I bet You'd be rich by selling female clothes with this material, Yuhao."
Huo Yuhao was speechless and returned, "What? You want me to become a designer now?"
They laughed for a few minutes, and Murong Qianxue came to the room with other students' uniforms. Huo Yuhao fixed them with Toolbox's help, but not to an excessive level, like the 2.0 version.
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Huo Yuhao casually walked out of the dorm with a protein bar in his mouth, watching the calm morning scenery of the Shrek Academy. Oh well, it's not very peaceful because he heard a commotion from a block away.
"What did you say?! Aren't you the one who tripped on me?"
"Shut up. It was clear you're hitting on my girl."
"Let's see." Huo Yuhao whistled and activated his Kenbunshoku Haki, finding a familiar-looking blonde teenager with two decent-looking girls behind him in an alley. They faced a pretty boy with bluish-pink hair, wearing the same 1st-grade uniform.
"Haa..."
He sighed and continued, "Since I'm not entering the Shrek Academy like it's supposed to be in the original, some changes would happen."
[Name: Dai Huabin]
[Age: 12]
[Race: Human]
[Cultivation: Level 27/Spirit Grandmaster]
[Martial Soul: White Tiger]
[Description: An arrogant and prideful young master of the White Tiger Clan]
"No wonder." Huo Yuhao rolled his eyes.
[Name: Wang Dong(Tang Wutong)]
[Age: 12]
[Race: 1/4 Human and 3/4 Spirit Beast]
[Cultivation: Level 28/Spirit Grandmaster]
[Martial Soul: Bright Goddess Butterfly(+), Clear Sky Hammer(+)]
[Description: A cross-dressing girl with mysterious background]
Wang Dong and Dai Huabin unexpectedly activated their martial souls, creating a wave of spirit energy in the alley. They frowned and launched a punch at each other.
"Huh??" A blue flash appeared between them. Huo Yuhao used a random wooden stick to stop their punches.
"Hey, you guys know that fighting with no teacher's supervision is prohibited, right?"
"Damn. It's not even a day yet."
Dai Huabin scowled and asked, "Who are you?"
"Hmm, Me? I'm your friendly neighborhood classmate, Huo Yuhao." Huo Yuhao answered with a chuckle.