My Refrigerator Turned Into A Dungeon

Chapter 69:

Present And Shark Attack

Hey there! I'm Naruto! I came on a trip with 3 beautiful college girls for a beach vacation, believe it! Serai-san, dressed in a yukata, took my hand and led me to a futon and I got excited and nervous! It turns out that was a surprise, and they're giving me a massage as a gift, the three of them together! I'm super excited about it♪

"Alright then, let's go, master…"

"Yeah… (nervous)"

[Thump… thump… thump]

Oh, Seraii-san got on my back. It seems like she adjusted my sleeping position earlier so she could grab onto the raised floor at the edge of the room.

(Oh, is this…?)

Isn't this the foot-stomping massage that Serai-san tried before and failed at?

"Well then, I'll excuse myself too… here we go♪"

[Thump… thump…]

I see. Seraii-san is on my back. Nina-san is holding onto Serai-san's shoulders for balance while taking care of my lower back.

"Coach, I'll be on your feet. Heave-ho!"

Ah, cute. Little Ruu's cute feet are on the arches of my feet.

If I were to express our current positions with kanji characters, it would be like the character [皿] (dish). But since Serai-san is holding onto me for support, it might be more like [血] (blood). Well, regardless, there's one person on top.

"Well, sensei, I'll start massaging now ♪ (Step, step… thump… thump…)."

"Oh… it feels great!"

Because my entire body weight is on me, it's intense. It's not the kind of massage that hits pressure points, but a vigorous massage with strong punches from Serai-san. You could say that Serai Kick is more about punch power.

"Coach, how about the lower back? If I do this (rubbing, rubbing.). Doesn't it feel good? (rubbing, rubbing.)"

"Whoa…?! Amazing…!"

Nina-san is on my lower back, stands on her tiptoes, and rubs her toes into the hollow of my lower back. Oh! Nina-san! Don't, rubbing, rubbing like that!!

"(Step, step… step, step…) Coach, how is it? Does it feel good?"

Oops, I can't let myself get carried away. Nina-san's intense attack almost triggered something weird.

"Oh… Ruu's foot massage is gentle and very soothing (sigh)."

Ruka's gentle foot massage is soft and gentle all the way. Because only here are the soles of our feet touching directly, even though Ruu and I rarely hold hands, it feels like we're holding hands now.

(But seriously, being stepped on by these three beautiful college girls is too much. I'm so happy it's almost like I'm worried I'll die tomorrow from happiness.)

"How is it? (thump!) master, (thump!) does it feel (thump!) good? (thump!)"

Serai-san also stands on her tiptoes, lightly bouncing between my shoulder blades, coming in strong.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!…"

"Next, how about trying this, Coach? (Strong, sliding, strong, sliding.)."

"Ohhh…?!?"

Nina-san moves her feet from my lower back to my butt and massages them by moving her feet. That, and the pressure on my crotch. Seriously dangerous.

"(Rub, rub… rub, rub…) Coach, I'll be on your calves next (rub, rub, rub, rub.)"

Ruu's feet move up and down my calves by moving her feet slightly. Ah, this is also really great.

(Being massaged by 3 beautiful college girls, this is the best!)

"(Knock, knock, knock! Creak, creak…) Hey Jung! Wait! Hey, what the hell are you doing??"

While I'm melting from the massage, suddenly Shark's foul-mouthed voice echoes from above. Seriously, did she waltz in without hesitation, knocking and opening the door without delay?

The foul-mouthed high school girl, Shark, arrives.

Come to think of it, when we met at the beach. Shark said something about coming or not later.

"Hey… What's up with you? You suddenly show up and barge in. That's so rude!"

Serai-san reprimands Shark with a stern tone. Right, teach this foul-mouthed high school girl some manners, Serai-san.

"No, I'm not here for you. It's Jung I'm looking for. Hey Jung, you're just lying there letting girls step on you forever. Get up already!"

"Wait…!?"

Wait, Serai-san. You easily brushed off Shark. Well, it can't be helped. I guess I'll deal with this.

"…Shark. The three of them are giving me a massage as a gift for our trip. If you want to talk, do it later. Can you wait a bit? That's okay, right?"

"Huh! What's the deal? If you like being stepped on by girls so much, I'll step on you too! (Stomp)"

Well, well, quite literally, a ‘blood' situation has emerged. I'm getting stepped on by Shark's head.

"Wh-what are you doing to Coach?!"

"Yeah, that's right. No matter how close we are, you shouldn't kick someone's head with your foot…"

There's a tense atmosphere up there. But since they're all on top of me, I can't move. Hmm, Shark is barefoot too, huh?

My masochistic otaku friend. Right now, I'm getting stepped on by four women: 3 beautiful college girls and one foul-mouthed high school girl. I'm sure you'd cry tears of joy in this situation. You're always buying those kinds of doujinshi, aren't you?

Well, my masochistic otaku friend isn't dead and gone, he just hasn't been around recently. But I wonder if the pleasure I felt managed to reach him at least a little. Well, maybe that's impossible… Neither he nor I are Newtypes, after all.

"Hey, knock it off! Quit stepping on master's head already! (Thump thump!)"

Ugh. It's fine that you're concerned about me, but Serai-san, don't stomp around on me either.

"Hah! You're stepping on Jung too? Same thing, right? What's wrong with it? (Squish squish…!)"

Ah, I'm getting my head squished by Shark. Well, whatever. It doesn't hurt, and it's nice. If a guy did this to me, I'd be furious, but for some reason, I tend to forgive most things when it's a young girl.

But well, if this keeps up, it might escalate into a brawl between Serai-san and Shark. Let's start getting things under control.

"Moo… Hey, Shark. Right now, I feel like I'm experiencing the same thing as being hosed down by a cop with cold water, claiming it's a ‘shower,' just like Ohn Rambo…"

"What…!?"

After aying that, I could sense the trembling in Shark's barefoot that was kicking me.

"That's right. If I were Ohn Rambo, this town you live in would be a blazing inferno an hour and a half from now…"

"H-Hey… Jung, you're joking, right? (Nervously)"

"But… you treated me to squid grilling, right? So, I'll tell you. The keyword to defuse me, the bomb, is [I'm sorry]."

"Huh… Umm? I'm, I'm sorry…"

"Yeah, that's right. If you get too cocky, you'll receive harsh payback. Keep that in mind. (Lick)"

"Whoa, what?!?"

Shark makes an unexpectedly cute sound as he quickly shifts her head and I lick her foot. I got back at the high school girl for stepping on my head by licking her toes. Suck on that.

After a brief agony, the five of us take a table to listen to Shark's story.

That's very unfortunate. The supreme treasure massage time gets destroyed due to the Shark's attack. However, I was not too happy because I could lick the toes of a current high school girl instead. However, only Serai-san, who witnessed it at the front of the room, made a subtle face and avoided eye contact with me. Oh no, she strangely saw me. I thought I did it quickly and casually.

"Therefore, I've only got something to discuss with Jung!"

"That's not acceptable! You can't leave them alone together!"

Then Shark, who claims to have something to say only to me. But Ruu refuses, saying she won't allow it. While the situation was diffused for the time being, the tense atmosphere still lingered.

"Hey… Shark-chan, right? Since Ruu is coach's girlfriend, she has the right to say that. So, Shark-chan, what do you want to talk to coach?"

"Um… well…"

When asked for a reason by Nina-san, Shark avoids the question. But from the conversation between Shark and Serai-san, I had begun to understand the personality of this high school girl called Shark.josei

Yeah, Shark is a lot like my past self. Similar to the me before I was bullied, stubborn and unable to get along well with others, much like the elementary school version of me.

Just before moving to the table earlier, when I asked, "Why did you step on my head?" she had muttered things like, "I wanted to talk about my worries, but I got angry because Jung had a beautiful girl attending to him.". And then, "I got mad and accidentally stepped on Jung's head.".

Cute. No, not in terms of looks, but her character. Trying desperately to save face and not lose to her surroundings, struggling with social interactions, and just being really bad at it.

This one, too, seems innocent and shy. If Shark were the kind of sexually experienced high school girl who hides and engages in compensated dating, I probably would have just let it slide and not been phased by the sight of me getting a massage.

These aspects make her feel similar to me, and I developed a rather favorable impression of this foul-mouthed high school girl.

So, I explained all of this in my own way, and Nina-san and Ruu showed understanding.

"But is it really okay to forgive her so easily? (pout)"

However, Serai-san was still pouting her cheeks, arguing that there should be some clear punishment. Alright, then let's do this.

"Shark, consider this a ‘loaned punch.' Don't forget it, okay?"

"Huh… oh yeah! Got it, Jung! I owe you one!"

Hehehe. This geeky high school girl's way of thinking is different from that of an average person. So, handling it like the interactions between soldiers in war movies will make things go faster.

And you, Serai-san. You're still glaring at Shark with a difficult expression, but she's younger, so cut her some slack for something like this.