Chapter 209: False Alarm!!
Chapter 209: False Alarm!!
Chapter 209: False Alarm!!
'W-wait is this an I-Indirect kiss,' Alea froze halfway and her face was a little red.
'N-No, don't think like a kid Alea you are a grown woman of a marriageable age, You should have a kid of your own by now rather than thinking like one, Don't get flustered over an I-Indirect kiss,' Alea hyped herself up in her head and looked at Haru.
He had a serious expression on his face with his bangs fluttering softly with the wind. Haru looked way too Handsome at the moment.
And feeling Alea's gaze on him Haru looked over with his Madder Crimson eyes that could scorch someone with just their sight both literally and figuratively. [E/N: well, His Mangekyou can do that for sure,]
He still had that serious look on his face as he looked into Alea's eyes.
Alea didn't move and just looked at him then.
WHOOSH*
"NYOM," A blur passed by and...
"THE INDIRE- NO, THE CAKE," Alea snapped her head in the direction to see Randel gulping down the cake he had just stolen.
"Hahaha, Too bad for you Sislea you ain't getting any chances," Randel laughed like a mad man as he looked at Alea who glared at him since she understood the intention here.
"You damn brat, How can you do that to your sister?" Alea ran towards Randel who was lying on the ground since he didn't have an ounce of strength left.
"You ruined my chance before it even came," Alea was angry.
"Anything for my big sis," Randel smirked widely making Alea pout and she started to tickle the defenseless Randel. Haru thought that is a horrible attack and didn't want to be on the receiving end of that one.
"And Hae-in, when are you going to stop taking pictures of me like this?" Haru asked Hae-in who was taking photos of him since he turned to look at Alea.
"Well, That is a hard request since you looked so good that I can't help myself, Here take a look," Hae-in said and showed Haru her phone screen.
"You already made it your wallpaper?" Haru sighed at this.
"Fufu, Of course, speed is essential, but why do your eyes look redder than normal," Hae-in spoke while leaning in close to Haru.
"Do they?" Haru asked not knowing if that was true.
"How do you not notice that? It is obvious, you are so worried about us but you can't even take care of yourself," Hae-in said with a frown.
"How do these two things correlate?" Haru tilted his head and turned to look at his students who were walking toward them with a tired look on their faces.
"Hey, you guys do I look any different?" Haru asked the six and ignored the background noise of Randel who was laughing hysterically under Alea's attack.
"….No(I see the same Disgustingly Handsome face,)" they all said clearly with Elijah having a disgruntled look.
"See," Haru told Hae-in while pointing at them.
"They don't count, anyone who has seen your eyes up close will notice the change and I get to do that daily so I know when something is up," Hae-in said as she got close to Haru she was practically sitting in his lap while looking at him up close.
"You know, I asked the others before going out and they said there wasn't anything wrong, So how did you notice this?" Haru asked with a straight face.
"…..I just happen to catch it," Hae-in said as she averted her eyes.
"Sus, you were already asleep when I got back home last night and you were sleeping in late today since it was your rest day, So you noticed this after you came here, You aren't that good at catching details outside of combat," Haru said narrowing his eyes.
'What are you a detective?' Everyone thought as they looked over even Alea stopped. But it doesn't take a detective to make such a simple deduction.
Hae-in whistled and didn't want to answer but Haru's gaze was a bit unbearable.
"Ok Fine I give I give, Your eye color was 0.7723 times darker than normal so it caught my attention when I was taking pictures," Hae-in sighed in defeat.
"….." Haru looked at Hae-in as if he didn't understand what happened.
'Isn't that too accurate,' The others thought the same.
[No swirls in the eyes, False Alarm! You are safe,] Kurumi's voice came into Haru's mind and he sighed.
[I wasn't worried about that, I thought that maybe I neglected her too much, so that she turned like this, like how can someone other than a Yandere do this,] Haru answered back.
[From the melting moans I hear every so often, you aren't neglecting her, And did you just say you are ok with Yanderes?] Kurumi asked quizzically.
[You are my wife you know,] Haru said back plainly.
[Oh shut up, I am just a woman who is hopelessly in love with you~, Also did I mention that I have the power to destroy everything,] Kurumi said cutely.
[See what I meant, sounds like the perfect recipe, I swear you are itching to lock me up after erasing everything and spending the rest of our lives together,] Haru said with a sigh.
[Fufufufu, I love you Ha-kun you know me so well,] Kurumi giggled in glee.
[…..You know I was joking right?] Haru rolled his eyes.
[Ufufufufu, so was I, well I can't say the thought never crossed my mind, But I don't want to make Ha-kun Sad,] Kurumi answered cheerfully and Haru just sighed.
Seeing no one talking Hae-in took the initiative.
"Ok, Now that this is done, let's move on to the lunch," Hae-in spoke with a cheery smile as her blonde hair fluttered.
"The Angel has descended," Elijah got on his knees and prayed with tears.
"What is with this overreaction?" Haru rolled his eyes.
"Surely a devil won't understand this, Quickly get away before you taint her sacred presence," Elijah scowled at Haru who rolled his eyes, he had become quite close to these kids so he doesn't really take offense in friendly banter.
"It looks like you are a little too late kid, I have already been tainted by him," Hae-in said hugging Haru and giving him a wink.
'Hae-in are you sure you need to make such indecent jokes in front of kids,' Haru thought while looking at the kids who were blushing even Alea was red like a tomato, Randel was too tired to say anything, and Elijah was frozen on the spot.
CRACK*
Elijah's glasses broke as he lied on the ground and started crying.
"Damn you 'god' why did you not make me deaf and blind, I didn't want to hear or see The angel being tainted by this Devil, Someone kill me," Elijah laid on the ground with lifeless eyes, Elijah has had enough of this shit.
'You didn't see shit,' Haru thought.
"Fufu, kid don't worry you'll be able to get your little angel one day," Hae-in said with a giggle.
"Really," Elijah looked up and he could swear he saw pure white wings opening behind her with a golden halo on her head.
"Hey guys do you see the wings and halo, She is a real angel the devil can't do anything to her," Elijah whispered to Arthur, Curtis, and Randel who dragged himself over.
"No, you need your glasses back," The three said with a straight face while the girls sighed in exasperation.
"Umu, I thought you were sensible kids but it doesn't look like that, you have Haru as a professor, a guy who has 4 beautiful wives and you didn't even think of taking some advice from him," Hae-in said and the four boys eyes lit up.
"I can see it, The halo and the wings, It's real," The three boys said with devout looks on their faces.
"Hey, Hae-in that is dangerous they might die if they learn that from me," Haru said worriedly.
"Professor surely you jest," Elijah said in a respectful tone.
"I am not joking, I suck at this," Haru said with a sigh, he didn't know how these kids would fare if they used his methods.
'They might even die in a week,' Haru thought with fear.
"Professor can you not attack us, You are saying you suck at wooing girls, You have four wives, you know FOUR WIVES," Randel said with a smile that wasn't reaching his eyes.
"Don't Emphasis I know, But I can't do this," Haru said with a look of sadness.
"Important things need to said twice and why can't you help us?" Randel asked with some annoyance.
Haru sighed while looking at the boys and made up his mind to save them from their horrifying future.