My Wife Is A Ghost Exorciser

Chapter 237 I Am Your Lover Baby Girl

" Excuse me?"

Wu Qinfan thought that she hadn't heard him, so he drew in a breath and said, " I said please divorce Fu Yu Sheng, after staying together for so long you might have realised that the two of you aren't compatible at all, haven't you? So, what's the point of staying together? Isn't it better to end the suffering at once and put a stop to this relationship that is nothing but a bound for the two of you?"

Both Song Yan and Fang Yanli stayed silent for two minutes before Fang Yanli's head almost hit the roof as she roared loudly, " Who is this man and what right does he have to ask you to divorce your husband? I will *beep* and *beep* and *beep* * beep* * beep*…"

Ignoring the cursing Fang Yanli who could have sent a sailor packing, Song Yan turned her entire attention to Wu Qinfan. " And who are you to tell me this?" With an imperious arch of her brow, she haughtily snorted. " You think that just because you asked me to divorce my husband, I will do it without taking a breath? Is that what you thought didn't you but I am sorry to let you know that it's not going to happen, of course, if you were to wipe your ass with sandpaper and let a bunch of termites nibble on your skin, I might think about it."

Her words caused Wu Qinfan's face to turn grim, he glared at Song Yan and sneered, " Madam Fu, do not be in such a hurry to reject my proposal. As far as I know in the Fu family no one except your grandfather-in-law likes you, your sister and brother-in-law despise your presence and even your husband would rather stay in a foreign country than stay in one room with you. Isn't it enough to let you know how desired you are? So why are you being stubborn by clinging to a cold pan? Stop embarrassing yourself and do everyone a favour by letting go of the title that you aren't worth for," he paused then took out a cheque book from the inner pocket of his coat and signed a blank cheque before throwing it at Song Yan's feet. " Fill in whatever amount that you want," he snorted. "Because even the highest known amount to you will be like peanuts to me."

" How the fuck dare he!" Fang Yanli rolled her sleeves all ready to throw her hands as she yelled, " You bastard, jerk, ass! Stupid idiotic son of a cunt! You better not sleep tonight or else I am gonna chew you a new one, you hear me!"

Wu Qinfan could of course not hear a thing that Fang Yanli was saying but he did sense the dip in the temperature, frowning he looked around drawing his jacket a bit closer to him for warmth.

Song Yan stared at the blank cheque before tilting her head, she pondered for a little while and crouched down to pick it up. Seeing this a contemptuous smirk decorated Wu Qinfan's lips but before he could smile even further, Song Yan did something that made his entire being stiffen.

She tore the blank cheque up!

" You…." Wu Qinfan was stunned and furious but before he could say anything, he watched Song Yan raise her head and this time her eyes were coldly glinting with a glimmer that made him choke on words.

Even though she was treated like this Song Yan wasn't furious, she has seen these antics a lot of times in the past. In fact, she has seen it so many times that she was a bit bored of it, why did they have to throw cheques at her? If they are worthy then throw a thousand years old ginseng or the dark moon blade that was lost centuries ago by a celestial master—— What good was money? She could make a lot on her own anyway.

She slowly and very carefully tore up the cheque before striding towards a very furious  Wu Qinfan, she smiled derisively and threw the torn bits of cheque on his face before she parted her lips and said, " I might be embarrassing but I am nowhere as embarrassing as your sister who wants to get married to a man who is happily married with a child. Do you know what women like her are called?" She paused and waited for Wu Qinfan to say something but when he didn't she smiled and sniggered, " They are called mistress …no wait that's a very decent word what they are called is sly vixen——" she hardly completed her sentence when Wu Qinfan roared, " Song Yan, how dare you!"

" That's exactly what I want to say to you," sneered Song Yan as she raised her hand and poked a nail into Wu Qinfan's chest so hard that she almost drew blood. " How dare you, if you want to dote on your sister then you are free to do so, but that's only when no one is harmed by your doting, you hear me? Pampering your sister to the high moon is one thing but making her unruly is another and maybe this will teach you, a lesson about how you should treat a woman other than your sister."

" What are you——-"

Wu Qinfan hardly got his words out when he felt the world around him tilt and then he didn't know anything about what happened.

Wu Jin watched Song Yan walk over from the balcony towards Fu Yu Sheng, he waited to see whether or not she was upset but when he saw that she was fine, he heaved a sigh of relief. Looks like she got a lot stronger in the past after that he turned to look at his brother who walked out of the balcony and headed to the table where the cake cutting was going to take place and excused himself as soon as Song Yan sidled next to Fu Yu Sheng with a pleasant smile on her face.

Fu Yu Sheng took one glance at her smile and whisperingly asked, " What did you do?"

" What do you mean?" said Song Yan with a very fake innocent expression. " I just has a chat with Eldest master Wu and nothing else"

Hearing her words and watching her innocent expression, Fu Yu Sheng snorted. Like hell, she didn't do anything but chat, if she was really that gentle of a woman then he wouldn't be suffering so much trying to bring her back home.

But as the banquet commenced and everything proceeded without any problem, Fu Yu Sheng too started to think that nothing was wrong until the servers brought the cake and the patriarch of the Wu family picked up a knife. It was as if there was some sort of magic cast on the knife because a second later he watched a very amazing sight taking place in front of him.

The always impeccable Eldest master Wu who never even wore shorts was now wearing a skirt made of leaves and shouted like a very high profile, Tarzan. " Call me wild if you want! You can call me whatever you want! But I am your lover baby girl."

Fu Yu Sheng: "..." all right, Baby boy. You must have pissed my wife a lot huh?