Naruto: Dream to Immortality

Chapter 129: Getting drunk is bad...

Chapter 129: Getting drunk is bad...

Title: Getting drunk is bad...

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-Yami POV-

You know seeing Minato drunk like this is amusing to me. He just keeps saying some dumb sh*t about his early life and that Inoichi's pubes are blond. The whole bar can hear him (because they are all Jounin level ninja) and I can't stop myself from laughing. 

Then out of nowhere Minato asks. "Y -Yami *hiccup* tell me the truth why didn't you get together with Kushina when you had the chance. *hiccup*"

Well obviously because she is too annoying, needlessly aggressive, she isn't wise and can't really hold a decent conversation, she is very nosy, she would also try to help other people without thinking of the consequences. So over all, the only thing she has going for her is her looks which isn't enough for me there are way prettier women in the Naruto world and in no way am I settling down without 'trying' most of them.

Plus Kushina is an Alpha in a relationship it means that she would try to wear the pants in our relationships. Minato is a beta, and could handle her. I wouldn't, we would have fights constantly about what we think is right and what we want, until one of us (most likely me) cheats on the other. I had experience with someone like this in my past life. 

But even while I think  all of these negative opinions about Kushina, I keep a calm face and just shrug. "Meh we weren't really compatible with each other. You and her are a perfect couple, like you were made for each other. But me and Kushina at best we would be friends, anything further and our relationship would start crumbling. I saw how she looked at me, but that was just a crush on me, born from her need to be acknowledged and I did so it was nothing special anyone else could have been that silly crush of hers."

Minato looked at me, then suddenly tears appeared in his eyes and as he tried to hug me. "Yami you are such a good friend!!"

As he comes to hug me, I lean back on the chair to get out of his reach. "Stop!! You are drunk Minato. This is not Jonin behaviour."

"You are not Jonin behaviour!" Said Minato.

*sigh*... he is really drunk.

I just casually dodged all of his attempts to try and grab me into a hug. Then as his body goes over the table. I have a clear shot at his stomach.

And I punch him in the stomach, while sending some of my chakra in his body. Minato just looked around confused. "That was a weak punch."

As soon as he said that... I can see Minato's eyes widen in pain as smoke comes from his ears and mouth. But as a Jounin and S rank ninja his pain tolerance is beyond just amazing. He didn't even flinch and the only sign that he was in pain and was actually feeling a painful electric like shock inside his body was the widening of his eyes. I was using my chakra to forcefully flush the alcohol out of his system.

Then after ten seconds of Minato standing there frozen in place he suddenly blushed, sat down on the chair and his head hit the table. "Damn that was embarrassing!!"

"Yeah and it was uncomfortable as hell for me too. Probably everyone in here will remember this for the rest of their lives and even if you do become Hokage, they will always look and remember you as, that one drunk guy." I said to Minato with a nonchalant voice. They say that hitting a man when he is down is shameful to me that is the best time to hit anyone while they are down.

"*sigh* You are never going to let me live this down are you..." Said Minato with a tired voice. As he looked me in the eyes while his head was leaning on his arms, which were on the table.

I just smirked at that. "Never"

But I decided that this is enough fooling around and asked Minato. "So how is your relationship with Kushina you know you being insecure as hell about it makes me worried."

Minato makes a weird face as if he ate a lemon. "C'mon now that was just me talking while being drunk me and Kushina are doing very good. But what about you Yami."

I immediately noticed that he was trying to change the conversation damn I guess scheming against old foxes who are good at this type of stuff makes Minato's attempt at subtle manipulation seem bad but I he is still only 19 and not like me only one year older than me but technically I am already like 36 years old if I count my first life. Damn... I really am old 

All of these thoughts were processed in a second by me as I looked at Minto, I got some green tea that I ordered and took a sip. "What about me?."

"Well, are you really single or do you have a secret girlfriend already?" Asked Minato with a friendly smile on his face.

I just shrug at his question. "No not really, I am not dating anyone currently."

Plus I am the Inuzuka Clan head, so me dating someone publicly isn't quite appropriate. After all, I plan for my marriage to give me at least some benefits. Because if I want to just get my wick wet, I can seduce any girl and have my wish granted.

Minato smirked mischievously at this. "Well Kushina has a friend of hers, her name is Mikoto Uchiha. I think you should go at least on a date before going to war."

I think back on that name and scan through my memories about the name. She is Mikoto Uchiha of the Uchiha Clan Head's daughter. She is also a Jounin of Konoha and three years older than me.

But any of that doesn't really matter. What really mattered is that she is also the mother of Sasuke and Itachi. 

Hmmm I guess she is cute enough. 

"Ok sure but when will me and her meet for our date." I asked Minato. 

He seems to think a little and says. "How about you go on the date today."

That surprised me a little...

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A/N: It's just a date, Yami is not going to marry her or anything like that. It's not that big of a deal.??? 

P.S: Me and my ex (one of them) just had a date... it was nice. Rekindled our passion... just went through four condoms in 2-3 hours... might start officially dating her again. Plus we meet everyday now since the gyms are opened again, and I have started to go to the gym where she works.?

Soooo long story short that us the reason why today's chapter was late....