No Otaku with Harem System

Chapter 10: How I Met Your Mother

Chapter 10: How I Met Your Mother

The boys of Ragnarok are quite strong for their age (I know we are the same age but it does not matter), they could sweep the ground with most teenagers their age, the problem is that they are wasting that potential.

Instead of acting like the villains on a children's show, they should be polishing their skills, or at least enjoying their youth. It bothers me that they waste the quiet life of students that I have not been able to enjoy.

When I started training Kaname I also helped her Valkyries as I want to have minimally helpful servants. They don't resent me for hitting them and instead just show respect, I think they are masochists.

I particularly like one of them despite being the most problematic. Valkyries are weapon fighters, but a redhead named Kisara Nanjo hates using weapons as her belief is that a martial artist only needs her fists to fight, even though she uses kicks.

The fact that she looks down on women with large breasts may also be a reason why she doesn't get along with the rest of the Valkyries. I understand that she has a complex with her flat chest but her slim legs and cute butt give her a lot of points so she should think better of herself.

I became friends with Kisara after beating her a bit and helping her train her Tae Kwon Do hers. I insist these girls are masochists, although I don't dislike them.

Kaname joined the group of jealous girls, but she controls it better than Shigure and Miu since she wants to become strong first before declaring herself. I don't know how strong she wants to be, but she should be High-Class Disciple level so I've had to regulate her training so that she doesn't get stronger too quickly.

Even though I'm stunting her growth, it's actually a good thing for her. If she improves without stopping then her foundations will not be solid and in the future, she will not continue to improve, even I have had to decrease my training for fear of stunting my growth.

Anyway, Shigure, Kaname, and Kisara are the candidates for my harem in addition to the Valkyries, although the latter matter so little to me that I don't even remember their names.

[Mission: The cat that wanted to fly

Kisara Nanjo wishes to show her strength so that no one dares to underestimate her, but despite being beautiful, she has an inferiority complex due to her flat chest.

Break Kisara Nanjo's complex by showing her that her flat breasts can be loved.

Success conditions:

1) Make Kisara Nanjo accept herself (0/1)

2) Win the affection of Kisara Nanjo (0/1)

3) Convince her to join your harem (0/1)

Failure conditions:

1) Kisara Nanjo does not overcome her complex (0/1)

2) Rejection of Kisara Nanjo (0/1)

Reward: 1 Set of Sportswear, 1 Gift of Love]

I insist, there is nothing wrong with flat breasts as long as she has a pretty face and a well-shaped butt. She's cute so it's a shame she can't appreciate herself, well this is where I come in.

While reviewing the missions in my system, my sleeve was thrown.

"Oniichan, I want another cookie" - A cute girl spoke to me in all cloying, but I know that this brat is only acting to be pampered.

Honoka Shirahama, Kenichi's younger sister, and my new headache.

This 13-year-old girl continually beats Apachai in the board game Go, she is also teaching Shigure how to make tea so she gets along well with the people of the dojo.

I spend most of my time with Shigure, while Apachai is the one I train my unarmed combat with, that's how I related to the brat.

Honoka is cute but she is very in need of attention. She used to fight Miu for Kenichi's attention so she was my ally.

I say 'was' because she is no longer. Honoka has grown closer to me lately. I started to spoil her because she reminded me of my sister before she became a pain in the ass.

I didn't expect a few pats on the head from her, handmade cookies (I like to cook), and giving her some candy money would be enough to steal Kenichi's oniichan stand.

Honoka doesn't bother me as such, she is adorable and it relaxes me to have her around me as it can distract me from my plans to cause a war between martial artists and manipulate women.

The problem is that she is a very clingy girl which has made Miu and Shigure jealous. They stare at us intently whenever Honoka sits on my lap during my coffee and cookie breaks.

Fortunately, no one has reported me for pedophilia as I treat Honoka like a little sister, but Kenichi's hateful look is a nuisance.

No, on second thought it's fun. Well done Honoka, I'll give you another cookie!

"Have a cookie for being a good girl" - I gave a cookie to the brat on my lap as she enjoyed Kenichi's blood tears.

Why are you so jealous that your little sister is taken from you? You should be worried about the jealous look Miu looks at me with, I'm snatching who you like without making the slightest effort.

Kaname has also seen me take care of Honoka when I take the girl to buy candy and is not bothered by what has raised my opinion of her.

I take advantage of those moments with Honoka to continue searching for information from the martial arts master behind Ragnarock. I have already confirmed that there is a martial artist who is at least at the Master level, I do not know the identity of the people or group that supports Ragnarok but it is only a matter of time before something happens since my approaches to Kaname and Kisara have already been noticed by the other members of Ragnarok.

Kenichi and Ragnarok seem to be in a confrontation over differences in their ideologies, but nobody complains about my approach to the group since Kenichi needs strong enemies to improve.

Kenichi also doesn't mind that my disciple is part of Ragnarok since he won't fight a woman anyway. One day he will end up dying for that gentleman mentality.

Kenichi's problems are not my problem, I have to make Ragnarok notice me to get the attention of the master who runs them. Lately, I've felt someone watching me every time I go out without Shigure behind me.

My new stalker only watches me when Shigure isn't following me so I must be careful not to get kidnapped without finishing my preparations.

I don't know the identity of the stalker, but I could see that he is a man in a flashy white martial arts uniform. I couldn't see his face since he had a hood and I could only find him through the reflection of a display case while I went to buy ramen, but I'm sure he's strong from his posture.

Hayato is too focused on Kenichi so I don't have someone to cover my back. The old man's actions are understandable, Kenichi is still too weak to take care of himself while I could escape a Master if I do my best.

I have to do something conspicuous so that my stalker decides to kidnap me and thus I will get away from the Ryozanpaku. I am sensitive to other people's stares and I can identify the kinds of intentions that people have when looking at me.

The stalker shows interest in my martial skills, possibly he wishes to see my potential and take me as a disciple. The aura of danger around him lets me know that this guy follows the path of the death fist where the fighter kills his enemies, the opposite of the Ryozanpaku's fist of life. That stalker is the key to my plans.

"Hey Listen! This is the true power of the Harem King, not even the lolis will be safe from your clutches muahahaha! " - Navi has been very noisy lately since I have not yet put a woman in my harem.

Since I can't hit him because Honoka is on my lap I'll just ignore him.

I wanted to relax as thinking of all the possible scenarios is giving me a headache.

I would like a parallel thinking skill but apparently, it is a difficult skill to get unless you can go to the world of magic. Maybe the next world should be a world of swords and magic, Navi gave me a description of the different worlds I could go to.

World of Swords and Magic, worlds where dragons are real, there are other humanoid races like elves and beast people. These worlds are good for growing up and picking up women as the danger makes it easier to do the hero trick saving the princess, the problem is that these worlds are dangerous as many have a Demon King or Evil Gods making disasters. The fact that one day I'll be able to hit a god makes my inner atheist shudder with excitement.

Worlds of Cultivation are similar to Chinese culture during the time of the warring kingdoms. They are worlds where potential and luck play an important factor in growth. They follow the law of the jungle where the strong prey on the weak, but it is because of this mentality that those worlds are filled with moronic people with superiority complexes that rise to the level of a mental disorder. Well, at least most of the women who practice cultivation are beautiful, but apparently, their personalities suck. They are one of the most troublesome worlds because there is never a lack of idiots who want to destroy the world because they have nothing better to do.

Worlds of Technology can be similar to my homeworld but with greater technological advances that go from a couple of decades on, to civilizations that dominate space travel. If I can come up with a way to create a passage between worlds to bring vehicles and weaponry from these worlds then I could start world domination instead of just doing an enterprise to support my harem.

Hmm, I'll save it for later.

There are other types of worlds with infinite possibilities, I could even go to a world just like my homeworld but with zombies or in the middle of a war.

Seeing all the kind of shit I can find increased my determination to strengthen myself and build my harem. Apparently, the harem is not only to fulfill the pathetic fantasies of the being that my system gave me, it can also strengthen me by accumulating achievements since I can obtain titles and titles give effects.

[Titles: Guardian (100%): I'm not a yandere, just a little overprotective!

Increase stats by protecting a loved one. The increase in strength is proportional to the affection for the protected person and the Will statistic]

[Titles: King of the Harem (5%): Woman I see, woman I get!

It increases the feelings of love, affection, trust, affection, obsession, and lust that women have for the user. It does not create new feelings and only increases existing feelings so be careful with your actions]

Although the descriptions make me question the idiot who made this system, the effects of the titles are important to my growth.

Ahh, damn it! I keep thinking about all kinds of things at once and again I have a headache.

"Hehe Oniichan is the best" - Honoka spoke happily when I started patting her head.

I love animals and treating Honoka like a puppy is relaxing.

I should get a magical pet to follow me on my travels, it would be good for my sanity as Navi will drive me crazy one of these days.

Now I wonder if I'm developing a patting skill, it's strange how Honoka turns to putty when I patted her.

I have patted Shigure as she has been jealous and her reaction was cute, she had closed her eyes and fell asleep with a smile. The fact that Shigure trusts me so much to abandon her entire guard makes me feel a bit guilty for making plans that will hurt her. Well, I can deal with the guilt so it's okay.

My moment of peace was interrupted by Kensei's scream.

"My brother is in town !!" - He sounded excited and angry.

Apparently, a letter had arrived to notify him of the arrival of his brother in the city. I have no idea of ??the family drama in Kensei's life but it seems like there are problems between the two brothers.

I understand his older brother, I would also have problems with my younger brother if he acted like an old pervert who harasses schoolgirls.

I respect Kensei's strength but in everything else I find him unpleasant, I understand that he has a daughter the same age as Kenichi so he is even worse.

Kensei didn't read the entire letter and ran out of the dojo in an unknown direction. Kenichi is a good boy, but he is also a busybody so he went to read the rest of the letter.

"It seems that Ma-sensei's daughter is in Chinatown and had problems with gangsters, the letter was to ask for Ma-sensei's help ..." - Kenichi didn't know what face to put on how hasty his teacher was.

Well done Kensei, you abandoned your daughter with the gangsters to hunt down your brother. Now that I think about it, Kensei left his family so that he could pursue his dream of harassing women ...

I won't think much of that or I might end up putting laxative in the stupid old man's food. I pity his daughter.

"We have to go help her!" - Kenichi spoke with a noble and fair tone.

Ah shit, here we go again.

The dojo masters are busy, Akisame is still in the clinic, Shigure was forging something special, Shio left a few days ago to work (I was surprised that he had a job), I don't think it is a good one if Apachai and Hayato has a strange look ... Ah I recognize that look, he want Kenichi to use this situation to gain experience.

That's fine, but it bothers me that he's giving me the same look. I don't want Miu damn old man!

"We have to go!" - Miu will have several flaws, but her sense of justice is almost as great as her breasts so she did not take long to include herself.

"I'm busy and I won't be able to accompany you, but you should bring Apachai just in case" - Hayato spoke with a serious expression that hid how much fun with this for him.

This old man sometimes acts like a child, he even eats sweets like a child.

I sighed and agreed to go. I'm used to dealing with the mob so this is easy, just kind of annoying.

Well, maybe I can take the moment to see how strong my blows have become against someone who is not a martial artist.

"First of all we should leave Honoka at her house" - Everyone was surprised by my words.

Were they planning to leave the girl here? And I'm supposed to be the irresponsible one.

Kenichi, Miu, and Apachai left the girl for me and rushed to Chinatown. What a nuisance but this is better, it is not known what they could do to Kensei's daughter if they are late.

I took Honoka to her house and after knocking on the door I was greeted by a beautiful mature woman who totally fits my tastes.

If this is her mother, Honoka has a great future ahead of her. Maybe you should start working on the girl to secure her when she grows up.

"Ara ara, are you friends with Honoka-chan?" - Oh, she does the 'ara ara'.

"Oniichan is a martial arts student like Kenichi oniichan!" - Honoka happily spoke to his beautiful mother.

"Ara, nice to meet you and thank you for taking care of my daughter, she doesn't have many friends so I'm glad to see her happier these last few days - The woman's words made Honoka pout in annoyance, but I was fighting the urge to see her breasts bounce after she bowed slightly.

This from Japanese etiquette can be nice.

Kenichi, I know you're going to want to kill me, but I can't lie to myself. What can I say, I love mature women.

[Mission: Ripe fruit is the sweetest

Saori Shirahama is a proper and traditional housewife so she has no interest in other men outside of her husband.

Go and show that there is no impossible, steal the heart of the beautiful milf.

Success conditions:

1) Break up Saori Shirahama's marriage (0/1)

2) Gain the affection of Saori Shirahama (0/1)

3) Convince her to join your harem (0/1)

Failure conditions:

1) Rejection of Saori Shirahama (0/1)

Reward: 1 Pajama Set, 1 Gift of Love]

What a shady system, it doesn't allow me to be just a lover and I really must break up their marriage… Oh well, it's all for the greater good.

After saying goodbye to the beautiful woman and promising to visit them so that Honoka doesn't feel alone, I went to the address where Kenichi and the others went.

I hope those idiots don't do something troublesome.