Chapter 214: Avoiding an Unnecessary Cliché
Chapter 214: Avoiding an Unnecessary Cliché
Chapter 214: Avoiding an Unnecessary Cliché
I spent 2 days studying Ray's condition (Rachel prefers that name) and after checking that I can use [Anti-Rasen] to prevent me, BB, and Ortro from having insanity attacks I let that girl live in my Core of Existence which helps me keep the bonuses on [Reader's Madness] active.
I also tried to check the situation of the ghost woman Yuuko who seems to have a strange curse in her soul that denies her existence so everyone forgets her existence a few seconds after seeing her.
This doesn't affect me as [Reader's Madness] and Ortro allows me to generate a constant backup of my mind so I only have to rebuild my memories every few seconds.
According to Yuuko, she had her skeleton that was the object of her obsession, but someone stole it from her and since then any entity forgets that she exists, the problem is that she doesn't remember who stole her skeleton.
The problem is that Rushia can't revive Yuuko if we don't have the skeleton since I can't build a new body without an original body part so I'll have to search for that skeleton...
Arisa mentioned that that wasn't part of the anime since Yuuko had her own skeleton as a treasure so again the original plot is dead, what a headache.
Anyway, after increasing my workload I spent some time with my daughters and I must say that having 24 newborn daughters is a massive headache.
They cry, eat, sleep, defecate, urinate and the cycle repeats itself endlessly...
Only Rubia stays calm since she is a reincarnated and she is honestly my favorite daughter since she doesn't cry every time I'm not around her.
My daughters are attached to their mothers, but they are even more attached to me, worrying me greatly.
I tried to use [Anti-Rasen] to suppress my [Blue Blood] skill and other skills that affect my daughters, but my womanizing instincts prevented me from doing so.
In the fight between my instincts and my rationality, my rationality lost, being mentally ill sucks...
Stupid plot designed to piss me off, I'm going to kill the asshole who designed my character...
Whatever, after two days I went back to Gaia and got ready to go to school.
Before I left I checked the situation of the ninja girls and Xiao Bai was busy beating up the girls to teach them discipline.
Although the use of excessive violence during education has negative effects on people's development, regulated violence can forge boundaries, and assassin training relies on violence, so I encouraged Xiao Bai to be stricter.
I said goodbye to Lin Ruoxi and her friend who I've started getting along with and headed to school together with Raku.
"It feels strange that we travel to school together" – Raku smiled wryly while we were in the car.
"I think the same" - I sighed.
"Aniki…" – Raku seems to want to say something troublesome, but he didn't know how to do it.
"What happens now? Is it about that girl from the Tachibana family?" - I smiled ironically.
Raku blushed and shook his head. – "N-Isn't that, aniki…"
"Wow, your stepbrother is more so feminine that a skirt could look good on him" – BB had a fit of laughter.
"Hey Listen! No! Traps can go to hell! A Harem King doesn't stick his dick into another man!" – It's one of the few times where I agree with this idiot.
"What about femboys? They're not necessarily a traps" – BB kept saying stupid things.
"Do not! That shit is for idiots with self-anal penetration fetishes!" - Navi yelled in disgust.
"And gender bender?" – BB kept killing my brain cells with her words.
"...As long as she's a woman she can be fornicated so it's acceptable!" – Navi, you disappoint me…
Raku sighed ignoring the voices in my head mocking his lack of masculinity. – "Yesterday before returning home a girl approached me asking about Aniki, she introduced herself as Yarizui Sen and said she was Aniki's girlfriend…"
(Author's Note: Sen Yarizui of Ben-To)
"And now is when all of Onii-chan's mistresses start a Battle Royal~" – Arisa was having fun.
This will be chaos, but at least I can avoid future dramas where girls cry because I didn't tell them I have other girlfriends.
I sighed and ate a piece of candy to ease my migraine. Shiguma is one of the best things that has ever happened to me...
When we were about to arrive at school I received a message on my cell phone.
I have three cell phones and on this one, I only get messages from trusted people with no business relationship, so I opened the message.
{Ichika: Dear~ a group of people who hate you gathered in front of the school to humiliate you, they will try to make you angry so that you use violence and thus be expelled from the school.
By the way, Pansy showed me her ring… When will I get mine??}
(Author's Note: Ichika Nakano from Go Toubun no Hanayome)
I smiled wryly and put the cell phone away, today I'll give her a marriage ring before she does something dangerous out of jealousy.
"Is something wrong Aniki? It's unusual for you to smile" – Raku asked me curiously.
"When we get to school, go to the classroom, there is a group of idiots I have to deal with" - I sighed ironically, I already expected this.
"…" – Raku paled. – "A-Aniki, it will be bad to kill people in public"
"Do you think I'm a psycho? ... Don't answer" - I rolled my eyes. – "I am not going to kill anyone, I am a civilized person in a civilized society"
"…" – Raku didn't seem to trust my words, but he kept silent anyway.
When we got to school we got out of the car.
The yakuzas made a dramatic scene where they stood at the sides of the car while bowing their heads respectfully.
Was it necessary to do this stupid thing?
Whatever…
Raku and I sighed and headed to the school entrance where there was indeed a group of 20 male and female teenagers.
Raku looked at me with concern to which I smiled wryly. – "I'll be fine, these idiots can't do anything to me"
Raku shook his head. – "I am worried that you will do something potentially fatal to them"
…This idiot really thinks I'm a psychopath…
"Raku-samaaaaa!" – Before we reached the entrance a pretty girl ran to hug Raku.
Raku was nervous and worried because Kosaki was in the distance, but my stepdaughter was more focused on looking at me with disgust.
Alongside Kosaki were Chitoge, Tsugumi, and two background characters.
Tsugumi looked at me with an apologetic expression, it seems that Chitoge convinced her to watch the show without getting involved to prove that I'm a bad boyfriend or something stupid like that.
"Miss, don't be so hasty" – Marika's bodyguard spoke calmly as her attention focused on me as if she was trying to study my body structure.
According to Mr. Ichijo, the police department has Luis as one of the suspects of being Kuro since my arrival in Japan was a month before the first murder case attributed to Kuro, but hey, I'm ready for when it's known that Luis is Kuro so I don't care.
I yawned and walked to the entrance of the school with a nonchalant attitude.
A guy taller than me looking like an idiot stood in front of me trying to intimidate me to which I stopped, looked at him, yawned again, and moved slightly to the left to avoid him and keep walking.
The idiot reached out his hand to block my way, but by being careful not to touch me or with all the witnesses present it can be proven that I am being bullied.
They can insult me, humiliate me and harass me, but as soon as the violence becomes physical then the school will have to intervene. That is why there are so many cases of suicide, nobody cares about psychological violence...
I sighed and looked at the idiot. - "What's the matter? Is there a losers club and you want to recruit me? I'm sorry, I don't have time to join your group of useless people"
The idiot got mad and clenched his fist to hit me in the face, but a skinny guy put his hand on the idiot's shoulder to calm him down.
This new idiot had a skinny body and seems to be a manipulative and insidious person so maybe he's the one who organized this stupid thing, what a bummer.
Before the idiot could speak I sighed listlessly. – "Look, if you want to insult me or something like that then do it quickly, I have better things to do like sleep at my desk or look at the ceiling, I don't know, anything is more important than listening to you"
The idiot was silent for a moment without being able to answer.
The jerks who try to use social pressure to bully someone are usually pathetic people who don't know how to deal with direct confrontation and when everything goes wrong they only know how to use one of the most pathetic tactics, yelling stupid things.
"How dare you talk to me like that?!" – The idiot screamed like an idiot. – "You are just a stupid worthless beggar, you should not be here! Now go and clean the drains like the beggar you are!"
… Wow, this guy could be recruited by Diedhauser and the other racists with a superiority complex.
I wanted to yawn at how boring this is, my non-existent pride is unaffected by this crap and I don't have the need to pull out a wad of cash to brag that I'm rich now so I wanted to go to the classroom but someone I don't expect to see here approached me.
"What are you doing here?" – Paying no attention to the tense atmosphere, a beautiful girl with reddish-pink hair approached me with a surprised expression.
I smiled bitterly. – "Now I am a student"
"You? A student?" – The girl seemed to be looking at a mythological animal since she didn't seem to believe her eyes. – "Who are you and what did you do with the temperamental idiot who hates school?"
I smiled sinisterly. – "I decapitated him and ate his corpse"
The girl rolled her eyes. – "Yes, of course, the only thing you know how to eat is naive women"
I smiled wryly, it's ironic when those words come from this girl.
"I haven't seen you in a while Nino" - I sighed. - "How about your life?"
(Author's Note: Nino Nakano from Go Toubun no Hanayome)
"Onii-chan..." - Arisa spoke seriously. – "Don't tell me you slept with two of the quintuplets…"
"Almost but no" - I sighed internally. – "I met her at the same time as her sister and although in general, we don't get along, she has a strange rivalry with me since I cook better than her… And well, when Fuutarou stayed with the more energetic sister, Ichika started a relationship with me out of spite while Nino almost does the same, but she regretted it at the last moment so we have a slightly awkward relationship where she doesn't hate me, but she doesn't tolerate talking to me too much either "
"..." - Arisa had an expressionless face. – "How many women have you stalked yourself with?"
"I don't know, I don't keep count, it's like asking how many cookies you've eaten in your life" - I sighed internally.
I turned my attention to Nino.
Nino started talking to me about some new recipes she has thought of as we walked to her classroom.
Ichika and her sisters are famous for how beautiful they are plus 3 of the 5 sisters are celebrities for their talents in cooking, sports, and acting.
Because of this and Nino's own bossy attitude, she is treated like a Madonna so even if the idiots wanted to beat me to death, they didn't dare to upset one of the most popular girls in school, although now they will try to hit me because I know Nino.
Normally Nino wouldn't approach me to talk to me, but I'm sure Ichika did or said something to avoid extending the time of my conflict with the group of idiots. A good wife.
When we got to her classroom Nino sighed and looked at me with a frown. – "Ichika mentioned that you two started a relationship even though you have more lovers…"
I smiled wryly. – "Are you going to threaten me to get away from her?"
Nino rolled her eyes. – "I am not the controlling mother in a Korean drama, Ichika is intelligent and knows what she is doing, besides it was obvious that you two had something for a long time, since she moved to live alone I am sure that you have been doing… Well… That…"
Nino had to take a deep breath to calm her embarrassment, her self-control has improved since the last time we saw each other, maybe it's because she has to see the boy she likes with her sister every day...
"So?" - I smiled mockingly. - "Do you want to join? There is always room in my heart if you need a place to live"
Nino looked at me blankly. – "Leave your stupidities for naive girls, I just want to warn you that if you dare to make my sister cry I will castrate you even if it is the last thing I do"
I couldn't hold it in anymore, I started laughing.
"Are you making fun of me?!" – Nino reacted like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.
I managed to calm down while maintaining a mocking expression. – "It is adorable how tsundere you are when it comes to taking care of your sisters"
"Who's a tsundere?! You are that fucking tsundere! Your whole family is tsundere!" – Nino shouted furiously making several students turn to see us, but seeing Nino's expression of fury they decided to look away.
I shook my head and smiled slightly. – "Anyway, I have to go to my classroom, say hello to your family"
As I was about to leave Nino spoke to me with slight concern. - "How is your family? Do you still need money? If you need it, Ichika and I can talk to our father about hiring you again…"
I stopped for a moment, this is unexpected.
I looked at Nino's expression and couldn't help but smile appreciatively. – "You have matured, you are no longer a spoiled and annoying girl"
Nino's lip trembled. – "So I was a spoiled child?"
"We both know yes" - I smiled. – "But now you are not only a beautiful woman, but your personality is also becoming attractive, congratulations"
Nino raised an eyebrow at the unexpected compliment, then sneered. - "What's the matter? Aren't you satisfied with Ichika and now you want me?"
I smiled mockingly. – "On the contrary, I want them both because they are wonderful women"
Nino frowned and turned to walk into her classroom to try and hide her slight blush.
I ignored the looks of disbelief and hatred from the students watching me and headed to my classroom.
"Senpai, if one day you run out of money you can give courses and classes to flirt..." - BB sighed with false admiration. – "Senpai's skills to sell junk is comparable to idiots who offer pyramid scams"
"The Dao of Bullshit is so strong in Luis that he can sell a pig as if he were a dragon and people would buy it with an arrogant smile" – System Goddess sighed dramatically.
Tsubaki sighed. – "Luis… Forget it, at this point it is useless to tell you not to manipulate naive girls"
"Oh nyo another woman has fallen into the villain's trap!" – Fauna applauded her excitedly.
"Oh nyo?" - Rushia tilted her head in confusion. – "It sounds strange, but I like it… Oh nyo!"
"Oh nyo!" – Coco…
"Oh nyo!" – Kanata…
"Oh nyo!" – Flare…
"Oh nyo!" - Even Ortro?!
I had to take first-period classes while the women in my head kept screaming that weird sound.
I need more candies for the migraine…