No Otaku with Harem System

Chapter 221: Love is Crazy

Chapter 221: Love is Crazy

Mafuyu woke up when her alarm clock rang and her first reaction was to panic as I made sure that she remembered her words from the night before.

She was surprised to notice that I cleaned her apartment, prepared breakfast, and prepared the hot water in the tub for her to bathe in calmly.

"Senpai is a simp" - BB mocked in my mind.

"A simp doesn't sleep with women" - Arisa shook her head. – "Onii-chan is more like a househusband who takes care of his wife while the woman is the one who wears the pants in the relationship, but at least Onii-chan sleeps with the waifu"

BB nodded. – "Right, so senpai is the best wife, senpai is a waifu"

I rolled my eyes and served breakfast while Mafuyu finished bathing.

She was embarrassed by her actions while being drunk.

I managed to avoid a stupid misunderstanding since she remembered everything that happened last night where we weren't physically intimate so now she's just embarrassed for acting like an unreliable woman.

She now sees me as trustworthy since she doesn't hesitate to take a bath even though I'm in the same department.

I explained that I showered before she woke up and washed my uniform at night so I can go straight to school.

Again, she accepted this and thanked me for taking care of her.

While Mafuyu finished getting ready in her bathroom, I took out my cell phone to check if everything was alright.

Pansy checked that Ebina and Umaru were okay, though Umaru increased her food intake since she asked me to send her extra food. That gluttonous brat…

My adult wives are fine, although Nanako told me that Kosaki was acting strangely yesterday. Apparently, the emotional shock was too much so today she will avoid me all day.

On the other hand, there was a message from Mr. Ichijo mentioning that I should concentrate on being a student and leave supernatural matters and the yakuza aside.

When I stole the Yamata Sect's research, I found records of a group called the Black Dragon Society.

This group appears to be an occult organization that conducts human experiments to empower innate ability users through the merging of non-human lineages such as the lineage of gods, demons, outer gods, and other high-powered entities.

I'm worried that such a troublesome group wouldn't have been noticed by us before, but if this group is backed by the Okawa family then it's understandable that we haven't discovered them yet...

Mr. Ichijo said that I don't have to think about this and he would take care of this problem, but there is a big problem, the plot armor that I stole from the Chinese protagonist Qin Chao reacted to the mention of that organization.

One headache after another...

For now, I don't have a trail to start investigating as only the head of the Okawa family knows the identities of the Black Dragon Society and the head of the Yamata Sect is unaware of classified information. A useless pawn...

For now, I had one of my subordinates deliver genetic enhancement serums to my other subordinates as well as better weapons forged by Shigure and System Goddess.

I only have to prepare for a hypothetical war, but I am frustrated by the lack of better materials.

If it weren't for limited resources, I could start my own magical weaponry factory that would be comparable to the family heirlooms of families like Ichijo, Tachibana, or Okawa...

I sighed and put my cell phone away, everything is a headache.

[System Notification: The skill 'Lucky Pervert' has been activated]

I'm not in the mood for this nonsense...

"Kyaaah!"

A loud scream came from the bathroom.

Mafuyu ran out of the bathroom in such a hurry that she forgot to cover her body allowing me to see every inch of her bare skin.

Mafuyu saw me and her first reaction was to run to me and hug me. Fortunately, she had already dried her body so my clothes only got a little wet from her hair, but more importantly, I could feel the softness of her skin.

I correct myself, thanks [Lucky Pervert], my migraine went down a bit.

I hugged Mafuyu and spoke softly. - "What's happening?"

"I-In the ba-bathroom there is a… a…" -Mafuyu couldn't speak out of fear.

There are no dangerous entities in the department so I think I know the problem.

"A cockroach?" - I smiled ironically.

Mafuyu nodded many times in fear and then pressed her face into my chest.

I sighed and stroked her hair to calm her down. – "Wait a minute, I am going to kill it"

Mafuyu reluctantly released me, it's amazing that she still doesn't realize that she's naked.

I went to the bathroom and sure enough, there was a roach near the drain grate.

"Senpai is conceptually an immortal cockroach so it would be cruel if senpai killed his own relative just for a woman…"

"Hey Listen! Pick up that bug and threaten the woman to suck your dick or you'll put the cockroach in her face!"

.....

"You are a jerk" - I sighed internally.

"Hey Listen! Spending time with you made me a jerk so you're even more of a jerk for calling me a jerk!"

… Whatever.

I formed a small flame from [Rasen] and [Anti-Rasen].

I stabilized both energies so as not to cause an explosion comparable to a nuclear bomb and covered the cockroach with the energy.

The energy caused each molecule of the cockroach to become spiral energy, then the blue and purple flame absorbed that energy, and thus the cockroach disappeared at the molecular level breaking the law of conservation of matter.

"Did you have to be so excessive to kill a simple insect?" - System Goddess sighed.

"Who knows, maybe it was the god of cockroaches, and by killing it in a normal way it will be able to reincarnate, and then it will return for revenge" - I sighed ironically.

"It's worrying that it's not totally impossible" - Arisa sighed. – "Everything around Onii-chan becomes absurd"

Stupid plot...

Actually, I just wanted to try a new trick I developed last night while my mind was drunk.

[Rasen] represents creation, freedom, evolution, and advancement.

[Anti-Rasen] represents control, restriction, denial, and order.

[Rasen] made the cockroach's physical body breakthrough physical limitations evolve into an energy body.

[Anti-Rasen] prevented this evolution from completing halfway so the cockroach couldn't adapt to the rise in its level of existence.

The body turned into energy and that energy was absorbed by the [Rasen] becoming fuel for the spiral energy and thus the cockroach disappeared from existence.

I get creative when alcohol clouds my senses. I don't know whether to be excited, disappointed, or resigned...

[System Notification: Rasen no Chikara (60%) > (70%)]

[System Notification: Anti-Rasen (65%) > (75%)]

…. I smiled wryly. – "Tsubaki, you said that alcoholism would not bring me anything good, and now look at this"

"..." - Tsubaki sighed. – "I don't even know what to answer… This is just absurd"

"The heavens have no eyes for favoring such a womanizer" – System Goddess sighed heavily.

"Senpai!" – BB shouted with extreme joy. – "With this level of Anti-Rasen senpai I should be able to negotiate with the second sanest outer god!"

If BB is the sanest cosmic horror I don't want to imagine the second...

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" – I raised an eyebrow.

"I'm 70% sure that senpai will be able to seduce that otaku girl!" – BB lifted her breasts proudly. – "Although there is a 30% chance that a fight will start so my recommendation is that senpai call Nyarlathotep in an unimportant world that can be destroyed"

… That doesn't sound reliable.

"Let's leave that for now" - I sighed. – "Shiguma is finishing building the robots compatible with the two spiral energies, we will only call other external gods when the two robots are finished"

"Okay… It will be great to see giant robots fighting against an outer god" – BB is amused by anything chaotic.

Just as there were blueprints for various robots within the [Rasen] energy, within [Anti-Rasen] there was the design of strange airships shaped like human hands and feet, as well as a robot comparable to Gurren Lagann.

Out of curiosity, I tried to use [Reader's Madness] to search for the series where this energy originates, but at that time I had a mental breakdown that left me unconscious for 3 seconds which is very dangerous considering my mind is stronger than most Higher Entities including other Outer Gods.

Arisa also recognized the energy, but as soon as she was about to say the name of the series, her mind started to break so I had to seal all her memories regarding that series.

I'm not sure what's going on, but I think Rasen's origin story was sealed by a powerful entity possibly superior to Auriel.

This should not be possible since the records of one world influence the entire multiverse and that is why 'fictional stories' exist.

Sealing a story would be comparable to a normal man looking up at the sky and covering the sun with his hand, but somehow, that action makes everyone in the world perceive that the sun has been covered.

The worrying thing is that even though I'm using this energy, I haven't felt the slightest danger. It's almost as if the entity that sealed the information wants someone to be able to use Rasen and Anti-Rasen, but without knowing where those energies come from...

Stupid Higher Entities, they are too troublesome...

Ignorance is happiness...

I sighed and grabbed a towel before heading back to the kitchen where Mafuyu was anxiously waiting for me.

"Did you k-kill it?" – Mafuyu was so anxious that she didn't even try to hide her breasts.

I smiled wryly and used the towel to cover Mafuyu. – "There are no more evil cockroaches to scare you"

Mafuyu sighed in relief and when her mind managed to calm down she finally realized her own nakedness so she blushed and quickly tried to hide her body with the towel, but I brought a short towel so she could barely cover her naked body.

"Do not look!" – Mafuyu yelled at me in embarrassment.

I smiled. – "I have a good memory so there is no point in covering yourself up, besides, you are my fiancée so there should be no problem… Or should I undress so that we are equal?"

Mafuyu looked like she was about to cry from embarrassment so I sighed and sat in the dining room with my back to her. – "Don't take too long getting dressed, the food will get cold"

Mafuyu hurried to her room and quickly got dressed.

After getting dressed, Mafuyu sat in front of me and started eating while trying hard to act as if nothing had happened, not even daring to look at me.

Mafuyu remained silent until she finished her meal and she didn't even look at me when we were about to leave her apartment.

Mafuyu stopped when her hand reached the door for us to leave her apartment.

"I think you know, but it's better if you don't talk about this, I don't want you to get in trouble for getting involved with a teacher" – Mafuyu spoke bitterly.

She cares more about my future than her own work, a good teacher, albeit too naive.

"And I thought you wouldn't want to talk to me anymore, I was getting depressed" - I shrugged apathetically.

Mafuyu turned to look at me with a frown. – "I am serious, you are a responsible and intelligent boy, I will not let you ruin your future just for a moment of impulsiveness, besides, you must forget the matter that I am your fiancée, it is not ethical for a teacher and a student to have a romantic relationship"

I sighed. – "You are making things difficult for me… Well, then I will leave school, and then you can be my wife, is that better?"

Mafuyu was now angry. - "Do not joke with that! You can't ruin your future for something so absurd!"

I sighed, this is getting annoying...

Mafuyu and I stubbornly looked at each other so I pointed to a clock on the wall. – "At this rate, we will be late"

"…" – Mafuyu sighed. – "Let's do this… If in the following exams you can be among the best five places then maybe, just maybe… I… I will take into account the matter of being your pro-fiancée…"

"Onii-chan lives off the cliché"

"The plot armor deserves a raise"

"Hey Listen! Tell her if you come in first then she must agree to be put on a leash so you can fuck her doggy style!"

I smiled wryly. – "Well, we have a deal"

Mafuyu sighed and nodded, she just wants me to focus on my studies and since her understanding of human behavior and emotions is below that of an average person then she could only think of such an absurd solution...

Well, I like cute, goofy women so this is fine.

We walked to school since Mafuyu's car was left in the school parking lot.

When we left the apartment I had to go ahead because according to Mafuyu it would be a problem if there were rumors that I stayed to sleep at her house.

As I approached the school I received a message from Ichika.

{Ichika: Did you sleep well at your beautiful teacher's house? I'm sure you had fun~

Anyway, Nino wants to talk to the two of us later, plus Yotsuba and Miku will try to avoid you for a while, but for now, there's a problem.

In front of the school, a problematic group gathered again. A girl is trying to spread rumors that last night you sexually harassed her on the street and she says she is scared that you will hurt her today.

Pansy and I managed to stop the rumors from spreading, but this may become a bigger problem since you have a bad reputation as a criminal.

I have evidence that you stayed with me last night so just give me a sign and I'll intervene when you need it}

…

These fucking assholes… Damn teenagers.

"Kill everyone?" – Ortro asked with a voice that sounded like a radio with static, she is in a bad mood.

"No, killing is not civilized" - I sighed. – "But suicides are something out of my control…"

"We live in a society where a psycho womanizer can't live in peace, that's why senpai will fix this society" – BB nodded.

"Hey Listen! Put a tree in the anus of the bitch who dared to insult the Harem King! No bitch should go against the patriarchy!" – Navi being Navi.

"Luis" - Tsubaki frowned. – "They are just naive teenagers so they do not deserve a cruel death, do it quickly and without pain"

I nodded internally and approached the school.

As I approached the school I saw a group of idiots surrounding a girl who was pretending to cry.

The other students looked confused since Ichika and Pansy stopped the rumors from spreading, but as soon as that girl says anything, trouble starts.

I approached the group, I just have to stop the girl from taking control of the drama.

In a slander, it is not the evidence that matters but the sympathy, if the girl cries then people will believe her even if she has no evidence.

In this case, what I need is for a woman to be the one who supports me because if a man defends himself from sexual slander then it will only be more problematic.

With my hand in my pocket, I prepared to send a message to Ichika.

As soon as the girl starts saying stupid things I'll send a message to Ichika for her to prove that I spent the night at her house.

This will bring me hostility from many men since Ichika has a fan club, but that's irrelevant. I will then explain things to Mafuyu as when she hears about this incident she will be confused as she thinks I spent the whole night at her house.

I prepared myself to deal with this idiocy, but something happened that I couldn't predict...

"Luis~ I told you to wait for us" – A charming girl with a playful and cheerful demeanor hugged my right arm, stopping me from sending the message to Ichika.

Fuck, these crazy women found me...

Taking advantage of the fact that her body was pressed against mine, she stealthily pressed a needle against my arm, but she didn't stick it, she just kept it on the surface of my skin like a silent threat.

"Why did you go ahead?! We just got into town and almost got lost!" – Another beautiful girl, but with a rougher behavior, approached me and hugged my neck with slightly masculine behavior.

The moment her arm came around my neck, she pressed a small razor blade against my jugular making sure other people wouldn't notice this.

"Yesterday you accompanied us all night to talk to us about this city, but you didn't even wait for us to go to school together..." - Behind me, a third girl held my shirt in an adorable gesture, but it was a gesture to hide a pointing needle to a space between my lumbar vertebrae.

"Oh..." - Arisa gulped. - "It has to be a joke…"

I smiled wryly at the girl hugging my right arm. – "I'm sorry Shion, I wanted to arrive early to talk to the teachers about you"

The girl smiled tenderly. – "You are so cute when you take care of me~"

"Oi oi, he takes care of all of us, don't monopolize him" – The girl with the razor on my neck spoke like a jealous girlfriend.

I rolled my eyes. – "Mion, I am not a toy"

"It's true..." - The girl behind me smiled kindly and affectionately. - "We are family"

The people around us had frozen.

The girl who wanted to frame me found herself unable to say anything since the rumors were killed by the three beautiful girls' comments so I started walking while the three girls held me in an 'affectionate' way.

When we passed by the troublesome group, the girl who wanted to frame me seemed to be about to say something, but at that moment it seemed like the temperature dropped as the piercing gaze of the three 'affectionate' girls focused on the liar girl.

The girl backed away and stumbled, her body trembling and she lost a little control of her sphincters leaving a slight smell of urine.

Mion Sonozaki, Shion Sonozaki and Rena Ryuugu... Three troublesome women found me after not seeing each other for a year...

(Author's Note: The three girls are from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

Oh well, I'm immortal now so I don't care.

When we reached the entrance of the school I sighed. – "I cannot change my shoes with you holding me"

It's still early so there aren't many students around so we can take a few minutes to talk.

Shion smiled fondly. – "Always rational even with a gun to your head or a knife piercing your intestines… I love that about you~"

"We miss you… a lot… We wanted to see you…" – Rena began to murmur as the needle began to graze my skin.

"You left without saying goodbye, that was cruel of you" – Mion sighed as the razor pressed against my artery. – "I thought you would take us with you, that you would take us out of that village… You promised"

I rolled my eyes. – "I said it because a certain brat had a gun pointed at my face…. Where are the brats?"

Mion smiled. – "They were too happy to find you, but it would be strange if two elementary school girls came with us so we sedated them and put them in a cage"

I sighed. – "And I am the crazy one…"

"We all are" - Shion smiled at me, although her look was not happy. – "That is why we should be together… But you did not want it that way…"

"And now what? Will you kill me and keep my corpse like a rag doll?" – I sighed.

"It's an option" – Shion smiled. – "But honestly I would like to do this in a peaceful way… We don't want another Satoshi or Keiichi… It would be sad to lose you that way"

I smiled wryly. – "Let's make a deal, but first let me go"

"Nope~" – Shion smiled and hugged my arm tightly. – "No more tricks, no more lies… You will stay with us… Forever…"

"Fine" - I moved my arm to break the syringe, I took a step back breaking the needle, and moved my neck to break the razor blade. – "But without these stupid things, it is a nuisance"

Mion moved her hand to her backpack so I gently held her arm making it look like I'm just lovingly holding her hand. – "Without guns, the shots will attract attention, better use a knife"

Mion held a hunting knife without taking it out of her backpack.

I let go of Mion and looked at the three troublesome girls.

The three girls kept quiet, but if I show even the slightest sign of wanting to escape then they'll pull out whatever they were hiding in their backpacks to capture me dead or alive.

I sighed and extended my arms. – "How about a welcome hug?"

The three girls looked at each other and nodded.

Without hesitation the three girls hugged me without using weapons to threaten me, just a sincere hug, or well, almost, they had surrounded my body to prevent me from escaping.

"Good coordination" - I sighed.

"Thank you, we were practicing" – Shion smiled like a maiden in love.

I sighed. – "What would you say if I told you that I am married?"

The hug around me tightened and Rena seemed to want to take something out of her backpack.

"To clarify, I have several wives, in fact, I formed a harem... Later I will explain the whole situation" - I smiled wryly when I saw a scalpel. – "The thing is that if you promise not to cause problems then I promise not to abandon you again"

"…"

There was silence as the students entering the school looked at me with jealousy, disgust, disbelief, and admiration.

In the eyes of others, I am being embraced by three beautiful women without knowing that they have serious mental problems.

"If it's another one of your tricks, I'll kill you" – Shion stopped feigning tenderness and spoke in a low voice. – "I will look for your family, I will kill them, I will force you to see how I tear off their skin… I will make you eat your sister's skin… I will kill every person around you…"

I smiled and stroked her hair. – "I will accept it this time, but if you threaten my sister again I will rip your head off"

"..." - Shion nodded. – "I think it is fair… But, just as you take care of your sister, you must take care of me… You cannot leave me again…"

"Deal did" - I smiled. – "Mion? Rena?"

Mion nodded wryly. – "I thought you would kill me or I would kill you… This is better than nothing"

"I agree" – Rena nodded and smiled sincerely as she rubbed her cheek against my back. - "I'm happy to see you"

I smiled and hugged the three girls.

"What the hell did I just see?" - Arisa asked expressionlessly.

"A romantic comedy version of a horror movie" – BB smiled while eating popcorn.

"Are all yakuza mentally disturbed?" – Coco asked in confusion.

"I think only this pervert is" – Rushia shook her head.

"The master is happy, only that matters" – Kon nodded.

Tsubaki smiled bitterly. – "Well… I think this is a happy result… Or I don't know, I am confused"

"No one died" - I smiled internally. – "It is a good result"

Tsubaki sighed. - "It's true"

Now I just have to take care that these girls don't stab every idiot who speaks ill of me or this school will lose 90% of the male population...

Having a harem of crazy women is complicated.