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Chapter 166: Brother! Calm down!
Chapter 166: Brother! Calm down!
Chapter 166: Brother! Calm down!
He looked at the golden durian!
It was completely unharmed!
'What kind of shitty durian is this?'
'Restore the spiritual energy in his body?'
'What use is there if I can't eat it!'
In the end, Yu Qingqing was still stimulated by the fruit fragrance!
She beckoned to Jiang Nan!
'Give it to me! I'll do it!'
Jiang Nan instantly felt ashamed!
It's like twisting the cap of a bottle and being unable to open it. A gentle girl says, "I'll open it, for you!"
'It was just as awkward as this, okay?'
But he looked at his bleeding hand!
'Fine!'
'Don't try to be brave!'
Thus, he threw the golden durian at Yu Qingqing!
The students at the back of the classroom were all dumbfounded!
'F*ck!'
'Why would durian appear in the classroom?'
Yu Qingqing took the durian and pouted.
His hands were red from the pain!
Jiang Nan held back his cries and leaned on his head as he looked back with interest.
Yu Qingqing first tried it twice!
It still didn't open!
But in the end, Jiang Nan still underestimated the determination of a foodie!
He saw Yu Qingqing poking at the golden durian with a compass in one hand and a steel ruler in the other!
As a result...
The steel ruler was bent, and the compass was also broken!
Yu Qingqing was also stunned!
'This... Why is this thing so hard?'
Jiang Nan covered his face!
'You told me this is a durian?'
'Wasn't this f*cking metal lump full of spikes?'
Yu Qingqing couldn't stand it anymore!
She waved her again!
Thus, the golden durian was in the hands of that male classmate!
Yang Lin smiled contemptuously!
"You girls are so weak! Watch me!"
As a power ability user, the veins on Yang Lin's arms were bulging as he fiercely snapped at the golden durian!
But his hands were pricked to the point of tears!
The golden durian still did not move!
[From Yang Lin's Resentment Points + 666!]
'What the hell is this!'
'Why is it so difficult to eat a durian?'
"What the f*ck! A power system?"
"Too fake! Give it to me! I'll open it!"
"You can't even open durian? Are you still a man?"
Yang Lin exploded and glared at him, "If you can do it, then you go!"
Therefore, this golden durian began to spread one by one in the class!
Some of the students' hands turned into crab pincers, but they didn't break it apart!
There were also those that burned and frozen!
There was a brother who used a head hammer after hardening!
So there were seven bloody holes on his forehead...
Wu Liang slapped with his bear paw fiercely, and his bear paw turned into a watering can...
It could be said that the golden durian had spread throughout the classroom!
It attracted everyone's attention!
The students could be said to be displaying their extraordinary divine abilities!
However, they still could not open it!
"F*ck! Give it to Lu Ming! He will definitely succeed!"
"Yes! This guy is the hardest! Give it to him!"
Thus, the golden durian tossed and turned until it finally reached Lu Ming's hands!
This was a handsome and gentle brother!
At this moment, he was holding the golden durian with a face full of confidence!
All the students looked forward to it!
Jiang Nan also looked over!
Lu Ming's arms suddenly turned metallic and flashed with silver light!
He raised his fist and smashed it!
"Clang!"
When the fist hit the spike, it actually produced the sound of metal clashing!
It even produced sparks!
The students widened their eyes!
'F*ck!'
'This f*ck is an iron lump, right? But why is there still a fruity fragrance!'
Lu Ming stared!
'I don't believe this!'
'This is what you forced me to do!'
In the next moment, his entire body turned metallic!
He transformed into an iron man!
He suddenly stood up and placed golden durian on the chair!
The students all covered their mouths and widened their eyes!
Jiang Nan, on the other hand, was full of horror!
'F*ck!'
'Brother! Calm down! You must calm down!'
'Don't tell me you want to...'
Lu Ming jumped!
His butt went straight toward the golden durian!
It was a shocking scene!
Even if you have an iron ass at this moment, you shouldn't be so arrogant!
In the end, Lu Ming sat on it!
"Boom!"
The earth-shaking explosion sound stunned everyone!
The huge shock wave directly sent Lu Ming flying into the sky.
His head was directly inserted into the ceiling!
The students in the class upstairs were all scared silly!
They felt the floor shake!
Then, an iron head popped out from the floor!
Lu Ming, "???"
And in Jiang Nan's classroom!
The golden flesh splattered all over the place! Soft and mushy!
But this place was also destroyed.
Because of the explosion, the golden durian's spikes turned into a lethal hidden weapon!
The glass was broken!
The room was filled with thick white smoke!
An unimaginable stench filled the entire area!
It was so smelly that it broke through the sky!
It was so stinky that it stung their eyes!
This was the smell of sh*t!
The students who were close to the center of the explosion lay on the ground and spat white foam!
Their face turned green, and their eyes rolled!
Jiang Nan opened his eyes wide and gasped for breath!
"?_(?????) Blaargh!"
He vomited on the spot!
'How was this a durian?'
'It was simply a biological weapon!'
'It could even explode?'
Those who didn't know would think that someone had blown up the toilet with a kick!
The classroom completely exploded!
"?_(?????) Blaargh! Lu Ming! What the hell are you shitting on pants?"
"I want to vomit! Who can tell me what this golden paste is? It can't be..."
"Damn Lu Ming!"
"The strongest crow ever to fly? I vomited!"
"It stinks!"
"Lu Ming! You..."
Yang Lin was scolding Lu Ming!
As a result, he looked up!
This guy was still stuck in the ceiling...
'This is so powerful! It can even knock someone up?'
It doesn't matter if you look at it!
But Yang Lin was really stunned!
He saw that the pants on Yang Lin's buttocks had already been torn into pieces!
Two shiny silver metal buttocks were exposed!
There were also seven or eight golden durian spikes stuck on it!
Even the iron buttocks could not resist!
The students were dumbfounded!
'F*ck!'
'Was there a need to be so vigorously!'
'The image was already lingering in our minds, okay?'
The teacher had already fainted on the spot and did not say a word!
Yu Qingqing knelt on the ground and vomited!
Well, she should have eaten a sandwich for breakfast!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were also stunned!
They don't know why the class suddenly becomes like this.
It was simply deadly!
Xia Yao, "?_(?????)blaargh!"
Zhong Yingxue covered her nose. She felt like she was about to faint!
How could Jiang Nan have the time to think so much at this moment?
He pulled Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao and teleported directly to the playground!
After doing it more than twenty times, he finally rescued his classmates and teachers from the classroom!
Only Lu Ming was still stuck in the ceiling. Jiang Nan really did not have the courage to approach!
"Phew! I came back to life! Thank you, Nan Shen!"
"Teleport save my life!"
"I f*cking vomited! Where the hell is Lu Ming!"
"It's all thanks to Nan Shen!"
The faces of the students were full of horror, and their bodies were stained with golden flesh!
When the wind blows, they vomit again!
Jiang Nan swallowed his saliva!
His face was filled with guilt!
Looking at the bewildered Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, their pretty face was still stained with fruit flesh!
Jiang Nan wiped the tip of Xia Yao's nose and brought a lump of golden fruit flesh into his mouth!
In an instant, his eyes lit up!
It was so sweet and fragrant!
It was truly delicious to the extreme!
It felt as if he had directly ascended to the heavens!
The spiritual energy within his body, which had almost been completely consumed by teleportation, was quickly restored to full!
The effect was astonishing!
At this moment, Xia Yao opened her eyes wide and looked at Jiang Nan in shock.
"Xiao... Xiao Nan? You actually ate shit?"
Zhong Yingxue looked at the finger that Jiang Nan had inserted in his mouth in horror!
Jiang Nan, "???"
"No... no! Both of you, listen to my explanation!"
"Although it smells bad, it tastes really good! You two should try it too!"
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue shook their heads frantically, their faces filled with terror as they instantly distanced themselves three meters away from Jiang Nan!
Jiang Nan, "!!!"
'Sh*t!'
'This is not sh*t!'
'This is the golden durian's pulp!'
'Listen to my explanation!'
'Let me explain it!'