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Chapter 1139 - Brothers Forever!
Chapter 1139 - Brothers Forever!
Chapter 1139: Brothers Forever!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Time passed like a river; in a blink of an eye, another three days had passed...
Tang Yuan finally successfully slimmed down after the tenth pill!
After this pill was eaten, there were no discomfort or any side effects. All the muscles in his body contracted as they pushed against his pores. Then slowly, small droplets of milky-white fat was purged out of them.
And this excretion would only slowly come to a halt when he returned to the ratio of a regular person’s height and weight... And it came with a great recovery effect—it tightened the skin as the body expelled the fats, allowing the skin to remain in its tense and firm state, without turning into a flabby and saggy state...
In the duration of an entire afternoon, Tang Yuan only remained seated on a giant stool that was placed in a giant tub. All the fat discharged from his body managed to fill the entire thing!
A hundred twenty kilograms worth of it!
And it had yet to cease!
Tang Yuan ate a hearty meal and fell asleep on the bed for an entire day. When he woke up, all the fats from his body had already leaked and formed into a small little stream that flowed from his bed to the ground, out of the room, along the corridor, into the courtyard, gathering into a puddle before stretching out...
Tang Yuan felt extremely refreshed. He woke up and took a rejuvenating shower, so excited that he was cheering at the sky! He only felt that his entire body was so light, he was about to fly. It was only when he put on his original set of clothing that he realized that the size of it was enough to be a blanket for his current build...
Left without any choice, he borrowed a set of clothes from Jun Mo Xie. It was only slightly taut, but he could fit in it...
A miracle, ah! No, this is a divine miracle ah, a miracle that is created by a God ah...
Hot tears filled Fatty Tang Yuan’s eyes! Correction, he should no longer be called Fatty. He was really not even the slightest bit of fat anymore... Although the past few days of losing weight was unbearable, but he was willing to let the ‘abuse’ that Jun Mo Xie had done to him pass...
Fatty Tang Yuan is truly fat! The King of Fat is him!
Suddenly, Fatty Tang Yuan is no longer fat! The King of Fat is really not him anymore!
Tang Yuan had once created a well-known record: there was a huge weighing scale in the market that was used specially for weighing fat pigs. But when it weighed Tang Yuan, it snapped into two! ... Thus, because of this incident, a proverb appeared in Tian Xiang City: Your level of fat is not too heavy; Young Master Tang broke the scale!
But right now, this moment, this instance...
Tang Master Tang carefully and seriously weighed himself. He didn’t dare to believe his own eyes after repeatedly confirming it. His weight was now eighty kilograms!
This was considered a relatively healthy, slim and ideal build for Tang Yuan who stood at about 1.75m!
I’m not dreaming am I? Even if I’m dreaming, let me stay in it for a while longer, let Mei Mei see this first before waking me up ah!
Extremely delighted, Tang Yuan’s greatest desire right now was to rush back home. He already couldn’t wait to show off his perfect body to Sun Xiao Mei. But he still controlled his impatience and begged Third Young Master Jun for the three ‘Viagra Pills’.
This medicine was also something Jun Mo Xie had customized for Tang Yuan for boosting his sex drive, so he decided to name it the ‘Viagra Pill’. Its effects were extraordinary and one pill alone was definitely enough to satisfy Tang Yuan’s sex life for the rest of his life!
If he used three consecutively...
Then Tang Yuan would really become extremely potent in that aspect.
But Young Master Jun told Tang Yuan an abstinence: after using this pill, one must not engage in bedroom affairs for half a month. Otherwise, they’ll be doomed for the rest of their life... You absolutely must remember this...
But this taboo was something Jun Mo Xie had fabricated. Being understanding is one thing, but Jun Mo Xie couldn’t accept it if he didn’t get back at Tang Yuan for all his scolding and cursing from before. And the first half a month after using the ‘Viagra Pill’ was the period of time where one’s body would be completely doused in flames of desire...
And he had to endure it for half a month... This sort of feeling... was definitely unforgettable...
After a day, Tang Yuan’s eyes were already filled with lust. He turned red instantly from the sight of the maids in the Evil Monarch Manor... But he still forced himself to control and not do anything overboard.
Enduring half a month versus risking his entire life... Tang Yuan didn’t dare to take the risk no matter how bold he was, ah...
By the second day, Tang Yuan’s thirst had already reached the level where he had began to research on the female Xuan Beasts in Tian Fa Forest... Young Master Jun had witnessed it with his own eyes—Tang Yuan grabbing a small female mouse with a fervent look in his eyes as he studied it...
The third day, Tang Yuan finally couldn’t endure it and wanted to return immediately. He had calculated it clearly: this journey back would take about two weeks, by the time he reached Tian Xiang City, the timing would be just right! Then... when he saw Sun Xiao Mei... Hehehe...
Tang Yuan drooled lasciviously as he thought about it, sniggering to himself.
A businessman would always be a businessman. Before he left, the calculative Tang Yuan pestered Jun Mo Xie for a hundred ‘Viagra Pills’. This was definitely the way to strike it rich! Through Young Master Jun’s suggestions, Tang Yuan decided to dissolve a ‘Viagra Pill’ with water in the ratio of one is to hundred before filling it into a hundred smaller bottles. Naming it: ‘Viagra Holy water, the golden spear stands forever!’!
These hundred ‘Viagra Pills’ was enough for Tang Yuan to auction 10,000 times... And at the starting bid of ten thousand golds... Thus, Tang Yuan decided that he would immediately announce when he returned: This is the Viagra Holy Water is personally concocted by the Evil Monarch!
Using the repute of the Evil Monarch to gather his wealth!
Whether how the rest of the world viewed the Evil Monarch, whether they’d speculate if the Evil Monarch researched on such bizarre medicines as he had this sort of health issues... These were not taken into Tang Yuan’s consideration!
Getting the money was the most important!
And, before he left, Tang Yuan asked Jun Mo Xie sheepishly. “Those few slimming pills from before, can you give me ten bottles of them... then as a package, give me a hundred of the real slimming pills also...
Why would Young Master Jun have the time to make this stuff again? So he flatly rejected. Tang Yuan began to roll about and throw a tantrum, refusing to leave, demanding three bottles of each with fifty pills...
Of course, these pills were meant to be auctioned off after he diluted them as well. After all, there were still plenty of fat people in this world.
And that slimming pill that had full effectiveness and zero side effects was the greatest news of all the fatties in the world ah!
As to those failed slimming pills... They’d also be for auction. Not only was he going to auction it, he would auction them off at high prices! Tang Yuan was feeling extremely evil. I can’t be the only one who had to undergo this sort of torture...
All you fatties that are hoping to lose weight, not only will you have to go through it, you also have to spend large fortunes on purchasing this torture! And you have to buy it ten times consecutively before you can slim down...
The price may be steep, but Tang Yuan knew that there were some people who were more concerned about their size than himself! Especially those... madams of influential families... No matter how tormenting it was, these women would purchase it...
Not only must he auction this torture! It had to be sold as a limited time offer!
The viciousness of Tang Yuan’s heart was truly extraordinary! As a businessman, he completely had no conscience...
Right before they parted, Jun Mo Xie let Tang Yuan consume the Seven Colored Holy Fruit and Exquisite Lotus and also prepared a set for him to bring back for Sun Xiao Mei.
Tang Yuan departed with grateful tears... He noticed that Jun Mo Xie had an odd smirk on his face when he was leaving, but he did not think much of it. This good brother of his had really done too much for him!
To have a friend like this in his life... what more could he ask for?
But when he returned back to Tian Xiang City, Tang Yuan began to experience his first regret. The reason was simple. His weight loss this time was too successful that Sun Xiao Mei couldn’t recognize him anymore...
This was a bizarre, yet real tragedy!
Tang Yuan took a long long time before he finished explaining everything clearly...
And this was not the only thing that made Tang Yuan really regret. They had both consumed the Exquisite Lotus and Seven Colored Holy Fruit given by Jun Mo Xie, extending their lifespan! In a certain way, it had completely pushed Tang Yuan into Sun Xiao Mei’s clutches for eternity...
At least, he could not have any affairs within the next thousand years!
Even if he really had an affair, it’d only last for a few decades and he’d have to watch the woman’s beauty fades... Leaving him with a deep scar on his mind, so he could only have Sun Xiao Mei...
Thus, Tang Yuan was completely under Sun Xiao Mei’s thumb for this entire life...
By the time Tang Yuan realized it and yelled at Jun Mo Xie’s for his betrayal, it was already some hundreds of years later... And Tang Yuan at that time would be someone so wealthy that even all the Emperors and aristocrats of the world could only salivate at his fortune... But he could only stay with a single wife...
This had created a legend! In the world, aside from the ‘Evil Monarch’, there was also another ‘Devoted Man’!
Who was capable of devotedly loving a single woman for a thousand years?
Only Tang Yuan!
Whose love will never change even after a thousand years?
Only the God of Wealth, Tang Yuan!
Who could... It will only be Young Master Tang!
The great debauchee Tang who used to bully men and women ultimately became a devoted man of his generation, the benchmark for all the young girls to pick their husbands! This was a miracle! A divine miracle!
A miracle that was created by the God of Wealth!
Whenever the later generations mention this matter, especially amongst the girls, they’d all be moved to tears, simply because of Tang Yuan’s devotion!
But who would have imagined that this so-called devotion of Great Auctioneer Tang was because he did not have any other choice...
Another note-worthy thing to mention was that in Tang Yuan’s life, he had always addressed himself as Great Auctioneer and never the boss of the Aristocratic Hall! The relationship he shared with Jun Mo Xie had never changed in his entire life!
When Jun Mo Xie disappeared from this world, Tang Yuan sealed away everything that he received from Jun Mo Xie! Even if it was a drip of water, wine, a piece of paper, he didn’t allow anyone else to touch it! Even his wife Sun Xiao Mei was no exception!
An extremely secretive chamber existed in Tang Yuan’s manor! No one was allowed to enter! This order lasted as long as Tang Yuan was alive. Ultimately, due to their curiosity, his descendants opened this chamber and received a shock.
Everyone wondered: someone as wealthy as Tang Yuan, the God of Wealth, who had seen all sorts of priceless treasures in his life, what sort of shocking treasure could he be storing inside this chamber?
To everyone’s surprise: there were only two stools and a table inside that chamber. Only two wine cups and a jug of wine was placed on the table. As if two people chatted here frequently...
The walls were hung with extremely ordinary items.
There were scraps of cloth, some wine jugs, and empty little bottles. Those were the small jade bottles that were filled with the pills Jun Mo Xie had given. After they were all auctioned off, every single one of these bottles was stored in here by Tang Yuan...
As to the other items, those who had spent time alongside with Jun Mo Xie and Tang Yuan would realize that they were all memories of the things these two debauchees had done and shared together back then...
The entire chamber was neat and tidy! Personally tended and cleaned by Tang Yuan, who was known for being lazy!
Because this place was the wealth that he treasured the most in his entire life!
Friendship!
Sometimes, when Tang Yuan sat here alone, drinking the wine that Jun Mo Xie left for him, he sighed. In this life, to have a friend like Third Young Master Jun, that is enough! There are no regrets!
Tang Yuan was the clearest about how much Jun Mo Xie had done for him! And what Tang Yuan had done for Jun Mo Xie, everyone was clear as well!
These two debauchees really managed to do it! Brothers forever! This promise!
On the wall of the chamber, there was a writing by Tang Yuan: In this world, no one can touch my brother!
No one knew that this was the sentence that Jun Mo Xie once said when Tang Yuan was set up and fell into the cesspit! At the same time, this was the promise the Evil Monarch had once made to his brother!
And he had also managed to do it!
And Jun Mo Xie was not the only one who had done it!
Because this sentence was also the same promise Tang Yuan had made to his brother, Jun Mo Xie!
This sentence may be meaningless right now, but it didn’t mean it remained meaningless forever!
Fortunes are always changing, it will be my turn someday!
Perhaps, time was truly the most invincible thing!
Thousands of years later, after the Evil Monarch Jun Mo Xie rose to the heavens, when the Evil Monarch Manor faced with an unprecedented crisis, no one expected that the God of Wealth, Tang Yuan, would stand on the side of the Evil Monarch. But Tang Yuan ignored all the advice from his family and threats from others, resolutely using all of his savings to help the Evil Monarch Manor get through this impossible crisis!
The life savings of the God of Wealth!
This was an astronomical sum of money!
An insane amount of money!
All because of one sentence!
What is mine is my brother’s! In this world, no one can touch my brother!
This sentence will never change! Forever!
Even if he is gone, what is mine, still belongs to him!
As it always had been, have been, and will be!
This is brotherhood!