Picked up a Demon King to be a Maid

Chapter 290: That Tiny Thing Should be Chopped Off

Chapter 290: That Tiny Thing Should be Chopped Off

Morning of the next day.

Streets of Winterless City

Although a certain damn pervert made a solemn vow last night and showed off in front of a beautiful maid, when the next day actually arrived, his elegant vows and gentle promises were all tossed aside.

Elena got up early to make breakfast for Lin Xiao, not just porridge, but also specially made the dish she was best at, scrambled eggs. She planned to treat her lazy master for the first time and hoped he could successfully get certified and help her investigate!

Yet, all her expectations were met with an equal amount of disappointment.

Even though she already made a full table of breakfast, when she opened his door to call him to eat, she saw that damn pervert still sleeping like a pig, not waking up no matter how she called him.

In the end, this bastard was just lying! He was a lazy good-for-nothing to the bone, hell never change!

Elena hated herself, she actually naively believed that Lin Xiao would change, that a miracle would happen, how foolish!

Get up you damn pervert! Didnt you promise me to get certified today and accept missions!?

Uh, d-did I yawn Elena, Im so tired, yesterday I drank too much, my head hurts uh just let me sleep a bit more

Lin Xiao flipped over in the bed and wrapped himself up in his blankets. He sleepily muttered to Elena while hugging his pillow and continued to sleep.

Lin Xiao! Dont forget, yesterday Evelyn said that theyre going to issue an important S level mission, you have to accept it!

Elena was pissed off, she couldnt be bothered with minding her words anymore.

Damn, I shouldve known, theres no way you damn pervert can help me, you just want me to be your **** for the rest of your life, right!

Wuu, quiet down anyways its not like theyll close if we go later Elena, please, just let me sleep a bit more

Lin Xiao squirmed around irritably and wrapped his head around with the blanket, trying to shut off noise from the outside world.

But how could Elena let him have his way?

A bit more!? Hmph, Lin Xiao, a bit more for you might as well be tomorrow!

When she thought of how she was moved by Lin Xiaos promises last night and showed a shameful girlish side, she really wanted to hack him up, and also her cowardly and naive self.

Lin Xiao, youre going today whether you like it or not!

Elena clenched her teeth and stomped her feet, prepared to use her own two hands to defend her greatest cause.

She planned to drag this dumb perverted pig out of his sty!

Get up!

She walked next to his bed and used all her might to pull on his blanket.

Ah? W-what are you doing? Stop!

Lin Xiao was startled and completely lost all his sleepiness. He instantly grabbed onto his blanket and wouldnt let her rip it off!

Get up! Elena didnt let go and fiercely ordered.

No! Lin Xiao would rather die than give in and vowed to protect his blanket to the death.

Okay, then Im going to snatch your blanket, lets see how youll sleep!

What? Elena, y-you definitely cant take my blanket!

Lin Xiao nervously gulped as he felt a chilly breeze on the lower half of his body and realized something terrifying but couldnt be said so he frantically begged for mercy.

Hmph, Lin Xiao, if I dont put you in your place today, then Im not the 89th Demon King!

When she saw him panic, she became even more firm in her stance, and got ready to get physical.

N-no! Elena, really, stop! I was wrong I shouldnt have slept iun, d-dont do it!

Begging for mercy? Its too late!

Elena squinted and instantly saw through a gap in his defense. She kicked his hand and forced him back, then dug her nails into the blanket and ripped it up with all her might!

Noooooo!!!

Along with the noise of the blanket being lifted, the youth let out a shy cry, like a little girl being sullied by a thug, it made Elena want to puke.

But what was even worse came next.

Lin Xiao who was originally wrapped up in his blanket was left hanging in the open, so his naked body was grandly presented to Elena. Her expression changed from a slight smile, to shock, then lastly to her grinding her teeth with anger and hatred!

Thump

The blanket finally fell back down onto Lin Xiaos body, covering his indescribable big brother.

Uh I told you to stop, but you wouldnt listen, so you cant blame me. Lin Xiao blushed while awkwardly scratched his head.

Lin! Xiao! Elenas angry voice was almost enough to rip off the roof.

W-what?

So you damn pervert, why are you sleeping without any underwear? Why did you have to show me that disgusting tiny thing?

When Elena thought about that damn ugly, dirty, small, and skinny thing she just saw, she felt like her head was going to explode.

This damn pervert dares dares to disrespect her???

Dont misunderstand, I usually sleep with underwear. But I drank too much last night and took it off in a daze and also, Im not small! Dont judge us humans from the perspective of you demons wait, Elena, where are you going?

Lin Xiao was still shamelessly trying to make excuses, but Elena didnt listen and suddenly turned to leave.

Hey Elena, arent we going to get certified? What are you going into the kitchen for?

He sweated while he watched her walk into the kitchen, feeling like something wasnt quite right.

Eh??? Elena, w-what are you doing, why did you get a knife?

He stared as Elena picked up a sharp meat cleaver and walked towards him, he could feel his clatter.

D-dont come over we can talk it out, put the knife down! Elena, w-what are you trying to do?

Lin Xiao tried to communicate to her, but the answer he got made his heart drop.

Oh, not much, I just want to chop off that unnecessary little thing on your body.

Elena held the knife next to her lips and gently licked it and showed a demonic smile.

Just lie down and let me cut it hehe, just one cut.

No! Stop! Dont come over here!

Lin Xiao frantically shielded his lower half and scrambled backwards and ended up colliding his head into the wall, making him tear up.

Hehe, dont be afraid, itll be over soon.

Elena, I was wrong, really. Ill immediately go get certified, right now! I wont be lazy anymore, please forgive me ah!!! Noooooooo!!!

In this strange little house, today, a cheerful and happy comedy ensues.