Chapter 198 - Gao Dahai’s constipation
Chapter 198 - Gao Dahai’s constipation
Chapter 198: Chapter 198 Gao Dahai’s constipation
The fact that I was fired by the company has been spread in the investment department, and it has become the hottest topic in the last two days. The faces of those who saw me in the company all turned pale as if they had seen a lion or an elephant escaping from the zoo. It made me curse at them internally repeatedly. Did they think that I would bite them or something? Why did they want to avoid me like a plague?
The general operation team’s working area was very empty, without anyone in it. Of course, wasn’t this the reason why I chose this time to come to the company to pack up the personal belongings? Seeing that I didn’t come today, Elder sister Liu and the others must have gathered together to discuss what happened while eating.
As a low-level white-collar worker, one of the scenes that I didn’t like to watch the most when watching TV was the moment when the unlucky male protagonist was being kicked out of the company holding a torn paper box. It was unbearable to look at the mocking or sympathizing expression in the eyes of those colleagues. . . It was such a sad scene. But I didn’t expect such a thing to happen to me today.
Speaking of personal belongings, it was nothing more than pen holders, books, tea cans, and some small objects. God damn it, the one-foot-square cardboard box I borrowed from Long Shan was completely useless. I didn’t know why the idiot main characters in dramas had so many things to pack. . .
Holding the box, I didn’t think I was pitiful, but the pitiful appearance showed up on its own.
Damn it, I finally understood the usage of box, it was to amplify the pitifulness and sadness of the unemployed people. Standing at the door and looking back at the place where I had worked for a year, I actually felt that I would miss this place.
“If you don’t want to leave, then find a way to stay. Don’t you always have some strange ideas?”
I was startled. Turning my face to see the guy who appeared next to me without me noticing it, I was relieved, “Elder Brother Gao, I almost had a heart attack, are you trying to kill me? It is lunchtime now, why are you here?”
As the deputy leader Gao Dahai wiped his wet hands with a paper towel, he complained to me: “I have constipation these two days. I can’t shit even without eating a lot. If I ate too much, the shit would probably come out of my mouth.”
The way he talked. . . So vulgar, and he still wanted to chase elegant Liu Xinlei. What was he thinking?
Gao Dahai glanced at the box in my hand and said casually: “You seem like an honest guy normally, but I have already seen through it. You just like to pretend to be a little sheep. But this time, you’ve overplayed your game and burned yourself, right?”
Gao Dahai didn’t like me, the reason had been explained before. So I simply smiled and joked with him, “Didn’t you always want to get rid of me? Haha, this time the chairman personally helped you. It will make you happy for at least a few days. Maybe once you are happy, your bowel movements will become smooth.”
“Wanting to get rid of you is one thing, but you really leaving the company is an entirely different matter. If I don’t see you in the future, I will not be able to find other people to vent my grievances. . .”
I was speechless. . . This guy treated me as a punching bag to relieve stress?
Gao Dahai was just joking. He sighed and shook his head that had already gone bald. When he spoke again, his tone became a little serious, “Xiao Chu, remember the lesson today, and you must never be too kind to other people. You never know what other people are truly thinking. It is a good thing that you don’t want to harm people, but you also shouldn’t trust other people easily. This is today’s society. There’s nothing wrong with going with the flow and seeking peace.”
I couldn’t help but be stunned. Elder Brother Gao had obviously guessed that I was fired because of Mo Fei. I couldn’t help but feel a little touched. I always thought Elder Brother Gao didn’t like me, but it seemed like that was not the case. “Elder Brother Gao, thank you. I will remember your words.”
“Don’t thank me. Like you said, now that you are finally gone, I will be happy for a few days. Just consider these words as a leaving gift,” Elder Brother Gao said like this, but walked back to his desk without looking at me.
He waved his hand and said, “I will say goodbye to them for you. When you have time, remember to invite everyone to have a meal together. It is you who is leaving, not your feelings, so don’t forget about everyone.”
I was actually so touched by a bald uncle that I choked up. Alas, how embarrassing. The old man who always followed elder sister Liu was actually such a thoughtful person. He probably knew that I couldn’t bring myself to say goodbye to everyone, so he deliberately stayed in the general operation team and said those words to me. Maybe, his so-called constipation was also fake.
Elder Brother Gao was right, it was me who left, not the feelings between me and everyone.
Turning and walking towards the elevator, before I was able to take a few steps, I suddenly heard someone shouting from behind, “Elder Brother Nan! Wait!”
Elder Brother Nan? I was taken aback. Who was the person calling me? Who else in the company could call me this way apart from the people in the general operation team?
Hearing this voice, it was sweet, a bit familiar, but I still couldn’t remember who the voice belonged to. I turned my head blankly and looked at the person. Then I was dazed.
A slender girl ran towards me breathlessly. Her steps weren’t big and she didn’t run fast, but she gave people a feeling that she had run as fast as she could. She had a pair of scholarly short-sighted spectacles on the bridge of her nose, which brought out her obedient girl temperament. Wasn’t this my colleague Yao Waner? !
“Elder Brother Nan? Haha, you startled me. I didn’t expect it was you, Yao… Ahem, Waner.” I originally wanted to call her by her full name, but then thinking about the way she called me was so amiable, if I called her by her full name, wouldn’t it show that I was very cold to her?
When Yao Waner arrived before me, she was so exhausted that she could not even stand up straight. Her pretty face was very red. I didn’t know whether it was because the way I called her made her blushed, or it was the result of accelerated blood circulation after the exercise.
She looked up, glanced at the ‘unemployment certificate’ in my arms, and let out a long sigh, “Great, it is not too late. . .”
“Not too late?”
A flash of shyness appeared in Yao Waner’s eyes. Instead of answering my question, she softly asked, “elder. . . Elder Brother Nan, are you really leaving? Why?”
“I was fired, of course, I have to go. If I stay here, the security will throw me out.” I joked and then smiled curiously: “Yao. . . Ahem, Waner. . .”
“You can just call by my first name,” Yao Waner’s breath became a little smoother. She stood up straight and said in a low voice, “It is very awkward that you paused in the middle when you called me by my full name.”
I blushed, and it was a bit uncomfortable to call her by her full name directly, so I laughed twice and said, “Waner, why are you calling me Elder Brother Nan? You joined the company a year earlier than me, right?”
This girl was too introverted. Except for Qin Lan in the same team, she rarely communicated with other people, so I was not very familiar with her. Therefore, the name ‘Elder Brother Nan’ made me feel ashamed and a little bit embarrassed.
Yao Waner’s face blushed again, “I entered the company earlier than you, but you are older than me. It is not polite to call you by name. Besides, didn’t Elder Brother Weil usually call you ‘Elder Brother Nan’?”
It turned out that she was just following Brother Wei. . . I still smiled secretly, but saw Yao Waner frown and say with a puzzled face: “Elder Brother Nan, why are you resigning?”
“Resigning?” I was taken aback for a moment and then smiled: “I was fired. . .”
“Liar, you argued with Ms. Mo yesterday. Everyone said that you were fired, but when I asked my auntie, she said that you resigned of your own accord. . .”
“Oh?”
Seeing my ambiguous expression, Yao Waner waved her hand hurriedly and explained: “don’t get the wrong idea. It was Team Leader Liu and Deputy Team Leader Gao who asked me to help you. They hoped that my auntie would intercede with the Chairman, then you would be able to stay in the company. Elder Brother Nan, you are very good to everyone normally, so no one likes to see you leave. . .”
Yao Waner’s aunt, Yao Ling, was a senior executive of the company and the trusted aide of Mo Yizhi. No wonder Elder Sister Liu and Elder Brother Gao would go to Yao Waner for help.
Thinking that they had actually helped me in such a way, my eyes couldn’t help but tear up a bit. But when I thought of Mo Fei and Mo Yizhi, who was trying his best to protect Mo Fei. . . I sighed with a wry smile, “It is the same thing. Haha, Waner, thank you, and please help me to say thank you to everyone. Tell them that once I find a new job, I will definitely invite them to dinner.”
Yao Waner seemed to have not heard of my words and asked tentatively: “is it because of… Ms. Mo?”