Chapter 836 - 836 Intimidation
Chapter 836 - 836 Intimidation
836 Intimidation
Of course, whether Goddess Ba was the daughter of the Yellow Emperor or not still needed to be verified. However, there was no doubt about her strength.
Once Goddess Ba appeared, it would certainly be a barren land for thousands of miles wherever she went. There was no exaggeration at all. The scene of the General Valley being covered in flames was only showing the tip of the iceberg.
Many people could not react to the series of changes and were still in a daze.
“The Undead High Priest is dead. Soldiers, follow me to kill the enemy! Kill!” Feng Qinglin roared toward the sky.
“Soldiers, charge and kill the enemy!”
Hua Mulan raised her saber high and let out a loud shout as she charged into the enemy’s midst.
“Kill! Kill! Kill!”
The millions of soldiers also erupted at this moment, charging toward the dense group of Undead like a tide.
The Undead Army also noticed that the High Priest was sent flying by Goddess Ba with a poke. No one knew if it was dead or alive. The eight mummy guards immediately chased after the High Priest.
The Undead Army that had lost the leader seemed to be at a loss. They did not know whether to attack or retreat.
This hesitation, coupled with the millions of Human race soldiers charging at the Undead Army at the same time, caused them to fall into chaos. Vaguely, there were already some Undead that had begun to flee.
“Undead brothers, don’t be afraid. The High Priest isn’t here, but I’m still here. With me, General Invincible, around, these humans are nothing more than a bunch of clay chickens and pottery dogs. They’ll soon turn into ashes.”
Just as the Undead Army had no leader or one to command them, a shout suddenly rang out from within the army.
Upon closer inspection, it was General Skeleton.
At this moment, General Skeleton was wearing battle armor, riding a flaming mount, and holding a long spear. It could be said that its aura was extraordinary, like a top-notch old general in the killing field. Its extraordinary appearance instantly made the surrounding Undead trust it.
Moreover, it was holding the toilet bowl in its other hand.
Even the Human race warriors, who had high morale, couldn’t help but change their expressions when they saw it.
They were not afraid of death, but they did not want to be drenched in shit. That scene must be very torturous.
No one was not afraid, no one was not wary.
“All skeletons, gather around me.”
“Archers, shoot at will. Dry corpses in front. Undead Nether Beasts, charge!”
“I’ll bestow you with a bucket of shit!”
With just a few words, General Invincible made the Undead Army orderly. They got into battle array, and a large number of Undead Nether Beasts were charging forward overwhelmingly. They were simply unstoppable.
Then, the toilet bowl in its hand flew into the air.
As it spun rapidly in the air, countless shit appeared in the sky like a storm, covering the sky and raining on the battlefield. Before they landed, the army could already smell a foul stench.
“F*ck! I’m not afraid of death, but I can’t stand being drenched in feces! Retreat!”
“Use talismans!”
“The shit can corrode divine weapons and magic treasures. It can restrain magical powers as well. Use talismans to block it and retreat from the battlefield!”
Even though Feng Qinglin and the others had been in battle for a long time and had walked back and forth in countless mountains of corpses and seas of blood, their strong hearts almost collapsed when they saw the overwhelming shit appear on the battlefield.
They were not afraid of anything else, but they were afraid that General Toilet Bowl would splash shit on them. All the soldiers’ faces turned green.
This was especially true for female generals like Hua Mulan and the female soldiers under her command. Their eyes were even filled with fear.
Especially for women who loved cleanliness, their natural resistance to shit was extremely weak.
The soldiers of the Human race didn’t even need to think. They all used talismans to strike the void and quickly retreated, escaping the range of the rain.
However, many of the charging Nether Beasts were unable to dodge. They were splashed by the shit.
This shit was not ordinary. As soon as it landed on the body, it disappeared immediately. It did not disappear, but it entered the body instead.
As soon as it entered the body, something even more terrifying happened.
Countless Nether Beasts began to emit a kind of aura on the spot. It was very terrifying. It was the stench of shit. Every one of them was filled with a foul stench. This thing did not come from the surface of their bodies, but from the bones. It was a body fragrance. No, it should be called a body odor. It was a powerful body odor that could not be covered up by any perfume.
Ugh…
The battlefield was filled with a stench.
Some soldiers smelled it and their gastric acid churned. They could not help but vomit on the spot. Everything they had eaten before was spat out.
“It’s so poisonous!”
“What a terrifying shit! It can enter one’s body and make one emit a stench like shit. If this gets on us, the consequences will be unimaginable!”
“What a General Toilet Bowl! I didn’t expect it to be so vicious!”
The shit spread ten miles? No, ten miles wasn’t enough at all. This was simply spread to a thousand miles or even ten thousand miles. It was terrifying to the extreme.
The expressions of the female soldiers under Hua Mulan changed drastically.
Although they had become female soldiers and joined the army to fight on the battlefield, they were still women. No woman could tolerate the stench of their body. If that happened, they would rather die. That was even scarier than death.
Therefore, they looked at General Invincible with extreme fear.
However, General Skeleton was also smart. After splashing shit, it immediately waved its hand and led the Undead Army out of the oasis in the blink of an eye.
It was originally a great opportunity to chase after them, but no one acted rashly.
The power of the toilet bowl was too great a deterrent to the Human race.
No matter who it was, it was a huge deterrent.
“This guy is simply a scourge!” Seeing the Undead Army disappear from his sight, Li Xiang could not help but shake his head.
Even he felt helpless against this General Skeleton.
Not only was it shameless, but it had also obtained the toilet bowl rare treasure. General Shameless coupled with a toilet bowl had become the greatest scourge in the world.
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In fact, how could he not feel a trace of fear in his heart?
“Fortunately, I wasn’t splashed by that shit on the Generals’ Battle Stage. Otherwise, I can’t face others if I emitted the stench of shit. However, the Generals’ Battle Stage is good stuff!”
Thinking of this, Li Xiang lifted his head and looked at the void. The Generals’ Battle Stage had not disappeared, it was still in the air. The High Priest had not taken it away. Perhaps it did not have the time, or perhaps it thought that the entire oasis would belong to it, so it was not in a hurry. However, it did not expect that such a terrifying mighty figure would suddenly appear in the General Valley, causing the stage to remain in the air.