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Chapter 709 - If I Were a Man, I Would...
Chapter 709 - If I Were a Man, I Would...
Chapter 709: If I Were a Man, I Would...
Upon hearing the beeping sound on the phone, Qiao Jiusheng was a little stunned.
He could actually resist such temptation!
She scolded into the phone, “You’re courting death!” Qiao Jiusheng put down her phone and thought that if not for Fang Yu’s good looks, she would not have indulged him so much.
“Just continue acting. When you’re old and pale, watch how I bully you.” When Fang Yusheng was young, Qiao Jiusheng could not bully him anymore. Every time she bullied him, she could not bear to see his face. Only when Fang Yusheng was old, his sideburns were white, and his face was covered in wrinkles, would she be ruthless.
Qiao Jiusheng returned to the fourth floor and thought for a while before finally deciding what gift to buy for Lisa’s birthday. Only five to six minutes had passed when her phone rang again. Qiao Jiusheng glanced at the caller and saw that it was Fang Yusheng. She then picked up.
“Yusheng.”
“Yes,” Fang Yusheng said pretentiously. “I’m not too busy tonight. Tell me, where are we meeting?”
Qiao Jiusheng could not help but complain in her heart. When have you been busy?
She wanted to laugh, but she still had to cooperate with Fang Yusheng’s acting. Qiao Jiusheng showed a grateful attitude and asked Fang Yusheng in a happy tone, “Then what time are you free? Where do you want to meet?”
On the other end, Fang Yusheng said, “I’m free now. As for meeting…” There was silence on the phone. Qiao Jiusheng heard Fang Yusheng say, “Since you want to meet me, come back and pick me up. ”
“Alright, thank you for your favor, Your Majesty!”
“You’re welcome.”
After hanging up the phone, Qiao Jiusheng was no longer in the mood to work.
She openly skipped work and walked out of the shop under Liu Yating’s hesitant gaze. When she was about to get into the car, Liu Yating chased after her. When Qiao Jiusheng heard footsteps, she turned around and looked at her with a puzzled expression.
“What is it?”
As Qiao Jiusheng spoke, she opened the car door and got in.
Liu Yating said softly, “Boss, Mr. Fang is a good person. You have two children now. Y-You have to cherish this life. Don’t…” Seeing Qiao Jiusheng’s gaze turn colder, Liu Yating said the last sentence with difficulty.
“Don’t be half-hearted and seduce another man.”
Qiao Jiusheng’s temples twitched.
She asked Liu Yating a question. “Do you know why there’s a bonus in your salary?”
Liu Yating was stunned.
Qiao Jiusheng said, “To smart people, that’s called a bonus. To some people, it’s called deducting IQ taxes.” She pointed at Liu Yating and said, “I’m honored to tell you that your bonus for this month will be deducted by 100 yuan.”
Liu Yating was confused. “W-Why?”
Qiao Jiusheng said, “If you can understand why, you don’t have to be charged IQ tax.”
Why? Because you’re stupid!
Those who believed that Qiao Jiusheng would abandon Mr. Fang at home and run out to seduce other men were fools who lacked IQ and needed to pay taxes. By the time Liu Yating realized that she had made a mistake, Qiao Jiusheng had already driven away.
She stomped her feet and scolded herself for being stupid.
The boss went to work every day and wished she could lick Mr. Fang’s photo on her phone screen. She loved Mr. Fang so crazily, so how could she seduce another man!
…
Qiao Jiusheng’s car had just arrived at the entrance of Mansion Number Eight when she saw a man standing at her door.
Fang Yusheng was dressed coquettishly.
He was wearing a sapphire blue shirt with brown buttons all the way to the top. His slender lower body was wearing a pair of navy blue pants. Fang Yusheng went to do his hair yesterday. The long hair on both sides of his temples had been cut short, and the hair at the back had been trimmed shorter. Only the hair on his head was slightly longer.
While Qiao Jiusheng was rushing home, he might have taken the time to wash his hair and used hair gel. Fang Yusheng fixed the long hair with hair gel and revealed his handsome and exquisite facial features. Qiao Jiusheng jumped out of the car and stared at Fang Yusheng’s hair for a long time before suddenly saying, “Your hairstyle looks a little like Huo Jianhua’s.”
Fang Yusheng did not deny it.
Qiao Jiusheng suddenly remembered that when she was browsing Weibo a few days ago, she had seen a photo of the male celebrity, Huo Jianhua. At that time, she seemed to have unintentionally said that Huo Jianhua’s hairstyle was very handsome, making his face look pale and energetic…
After understanding the reason behind Fang Yusheng’s actions, Qiao Jiusheng could not help but laugh in her heart. She felt especially touched.
She walked closer and looked up at Fang Yusheng’s face.
Fang Yusheng was stunned for a moment before asking her. “What are you looking at?”
Qiao Jiusheng touched Fang Yusheng’s eyebrows from behind and suddenly said, “Did you secretly use my eyebrow scraper and eyebrow pencil?” She had said that Fang Yusheng was a little coquettish today, but it turned out that he had drawn his eyebrows. Fang Yusheng was originally good-looking. After trimming his messy eyebrows and drawing his eyebrows, he looked even more energetic.
Fang Yusheng felt a little uncomfortable.
He had indeed stolen Qiao Jiusheng’s cosmetics. He had only succeeded after drawing a few times. Fang Yusheng originally thought that drawing eyebrows was a very simple matter. When he drew designs on paper, his hands never trembled. He would draw whatever he was thinking about.
However, after drawing a line on his eyes with an eyebrow pencil, Fang Yusheng thought that he saw a crayon scribble.
He fiddled at home for a long time before barely succeeding.
Fang Yusheng touched his nose and said, “Is it ugly? Girly?”
“It looks good. I like exquisite men. If you’re an uncle who’s slovenly and wearing slippers, I won’t like you.” Qiao Jiusheng held Fang Yusheng’s hand and said, “Let’s go, I’ll bring you shopping.”
Fang Yusheng lowered his eyes and looked at Qiao Jiusheng’s hand.
No matter how angry he was, it was all gone.
Fang Yusheng sat in the front passenger seat. Qiao Jiusheng was driving the sports car. He placed his right elbow on the window and supported his chin as he looked at the scenery outside the window. Qiao Jiusheng tilted her head and looked at him, feeling that her man was handsome and good-looking.
She could not get enough of him.
Qiao Jiusheng suddenly said, “Do you know what we look like?”
Fang Yusheng did not move. His lips did not even open. He only said a word filled with confusion, “Huh?”
Upon hearing this voice, Qiao Jiusheng suddenly thought that if she were a man, she would be hard.
Without hearing Qiao Jiusheng speak, Fang Yusheng finally glanced at her. Seeing that Qiao Jiusheng was in a daze, Fang Yusheng asked softly, “What are you thinking about?”
Qiao Jiusheng said faintly, “If I were a man, I would do you.” She focused on driving and did not dare to look at Fang Yusheng, afraid that she would be mesmerized. She said, “Right here.”
Fang Yusheng raised his eyebrows.
After being in love for so many years, Fang Yusheng was deeply relieved that he could still provoke Qiao Jiusheng’s desires from time to time. Just like a scene in a script, he gave a devilish smile and said, “You’re a woman. You can do it too.”