Senior Sister, Shut Up!

Chapter 44: Clean It Up!

After going downstairs, Jiang Miao found that it wasn’t just Senior Sister here.

Beside Su Huaizhou was Shen Yu, who became socially anxious as soon as she stepped out of her dorm, and Zhang Panfeng, who stammered whenever he was near a pretty girl.

Great, it seems I’m a wingman again.

“Hello, Senior Brother, Senior Sister Shen.”

Due to the presence of beautiful girls, Zhang Panfeng only managed to force a smile at Jiang Miao.

As for Shen Yu, she was even more reserved. She had her two small hands clasped in front of her chest, with her head low and her long, flowing hair draped over her shoulders, covering most of her face.

Jiang Miao could only vaguely hear her mosquito-like whisper. “Hello, Junior Brother.”

“Let’s go to the cafeteria,” Su Huaizhou said as she pulled Jiang Miao to the front, leaving the space behind for the couple.

After the military training ended, Jiang Miao had long since changed out of his camouflage uniform and was now wearing a white T-shirt and black shorts.

The outfit was simple, but with his height and good looks, he still attracted the eyes of many passing girls.

However, his eyes were mainly on Senior Sister.

Su Huaizhou was dressed as usual, wearing a simple red and black T-shirt and cropped pants that revealed just her ankles.

Her refreshing high ponytail exposed her fair neck, and the teardrop mole at the corner of her eye added a tempting allure to her fair face.

“Senior Sister, do the two of them eat like this every day?” Jiang Miao sneaked a glance behind and saw Zhang Panfeng stammering while speaking, to which Shen Yu either nodded or shook her head.

“Not really.” Su Huaizhou spread her hands helplessly. “We second-years have a lot of classes. And third-years like Zhang Panfeng have to prepare for postgrad exams on top of their classes. They can usually only meet on weekends.”

“Is their online relationship really that hot?” Jiang Miao asked doubtfully. “The difference is too great.”

“… You don’t know what Shen Yu is like in our room.” Su Huaizhou curled her lips. “Plus, they call each other hubby and wifey online. Yet when they meet in person, they turn into a pair of awkward messes.”

“That’s really… I’m speechless.”

…

After getting their food in the cafeteria, Su Huaizhou and Jiang sat in an empty spot a few seats away from Zhang Panfeng and Shen Yu.

“Aren’t we sitting together?”

“I’m tired. Let them fend for themselves.”

“I thought I was going to have to be a wingman again.”

“Are you getting addicted to it?”

“… No, it’s just for material.”

“I see.” Su Huaizhou’s eyes lit up. “Perfect timing. Next weekend, they’re planning to try going on another date. Wanna come along?”

Jiang Miao: “???”

“It’s their date. Won’t I just be a third wheel?”

“They’re not planning to go alone. I was going to invite your Senior Sister Qi, but it’s just right if you want material.”

“What are they planning to do?”

“A date.”

“Specifically?”

“Probably something like a meal, a movie, strolling around, and shopping?”

“Sounds good.” Jiang Miao bit his chopsticks and thought for a while. “It just so happens I need to write something related to this soon.”

“What? What?” Su Huaizhou’s interest was piqued. “Is there going to be a kissing scene in a movie theater?”

“Ahem…” Jiang Miao was caught off guard by this question and almost choked. “Senior Sister, you should be more reserved.”

“Why should I be reserved when I’m reading a novel?” Su Huaizhou rolled her eyes at him. “That’s why I’m reading it. And you always leave people hanging.”

Jiang Miao sighed helplessly. “Although it’s a little shameful to say this, every progress in physical intimacy is a peak in the emotional storyline. I can’t rush it.”

“I thought you’d say it’s because you don’t have the experience to write about it.” Su Huaizhou covered her mouth and giggled. “But have you ever kissed anyone? How do you write about it if you haven’t?”

“Senior Sister, you don’t understand.” Jiang Miao shook his head seriously. “The details of how couples get along are important for authenticity and immersion. But kissing is different.”

“How is it different?” Su Huaizhou tilted her head, puzzled.

“Because most of my readers haven’t even been in a relationship, let alone kissed anyone,” Jiang Miao said confidently. “While single people can still observe the daily interactions of couples, kissing is something that can only be truly understood through practical experience. As long as I make it sound convincing, it’s fine.”

Su Huaizhou fell silent for a moment, then took out her phone and opened a recording app. “Please say that again. I think your readers should be eager to know the author’s unique insights.”

“No need… I was just being honest.”

…

After dinner and saying goodbye to the awkward couple, Jiang Miao returned to his dorm room to get his laptop and followed Senior Sister to the Law School building.

The Law School had a small courtroom that could be used as a debate venue. The debate teams of various departments would often apply to use it.

Jiang Miao followed Senior Sister to the second floor and ran into Wang Xin, who had just finished washing his hands in the restroom.

After drying his hands and adjusting his glasses, Wang Xin looked at Jiang Miao and then at Senior Sister Su beside him. He didn’t say anything and only nodded at him.

What the hell is this unspoken understanding supposed to mean?! The corners of Jiang Miao’s mouth twitched. He wanted to explain but didn’t know where to start. So exhausting. Just let it end.

After entering the small courtroom, Su Huaizhou went to find the four girls in their team, and Jiang Miao walked over to Wang Xin. “Why are you here?”

Wang Xin adjusted his glasses and looked at the eight debaters making final preparations near the stage. He said calmly, “I came to observe the competition.”

“Did you win your afternoon debate?”

“Of course.”

“Awesome!” Jiang Miao gave him a thumbs up and then walked to the back rows with his backpack.

“Aren’t you going to sit with them?” Wang Xin asked.

“Uh…” Jiang Miao’s eyes darted around.

“Oh, I understand.” Wang Xin immediately seemed to realize something. “No worries. I’ll be fine alone.”

Jiang Miao: “???”

What do you think you understand now?!

“Junior Brother, over here!” Su Huaizhou waved at Jiang Miao from the corner of the last row on the other side.

Wang Xin had a knowing expression on his face as he waved at Jiang Miao, indicating that he didn’t need to worry about him.

Jiang Miao: “…”

Forget it. I can’t explain it clearly. I give up.

With a sigh, he went over to the corner seat, took his laptop out of his backpack, and placed it on the table.

Su Huaizhou placed her bag on the seat beside Jiang Miao and patted his shoulder. “I’ll occupy this seat for you so that no one can see what you’re doing.”

“… Thank you, Senior Sister.”

“You’re welcome.” Su Huaizhou nodded in satisfaction. “Peach—Hmm—”

As soon as the first word came out of her mouth, Jiang Miao immediately panicked and stepped forward to cover Senior Sister’s mouth.

“Shh!” He looked around nervously and reminded softly, “This is a public place! Don’t say that!”

Su Huaizhou was shocked. Before she could say out the word ‘jam’, her tongue accidentally brushed against his palm.

Jiang Miao felt a ticklish, damp sensation in his hand. Before Senior Sister could push his hand away, he jerked it back and instinctively looked down.

“Clean it up!” Su Huaizhou glared at him while taking out a tissue from her bag and stuffing it in his hand. She said unhappily, “I only said it because there’s no one around. Why are you so nervous?”

“… Senior Sister, please understand. My little heart can’t take it.”