Sorcerer’s Handbook

Chapter 438: Silly Woman

After presenting her topic, Deya reverted to her previous state and hastily said before anyone could ask a question, “I have no recollection of the other speaker.”

“None at all?” Sonya asked curiously. “From the conversation, it sounds like you were very close. But for some reason, you separated. She and her master were trying to capture you, but something went wrong, putting you both in a dire situation… you even wanted to hug her.”

“That’s precisely what confuses me,” Deya tilted her head, a puzzled look on her face. “I don’t have any female friends that close.”

If it were a male voice, there was no need to ask; it could only be her favorite, Ashe.

But the voice was a clear, wind-chime-like, and constantly captivating female voice, someone Deya didn’t know in real life!

The closest match to that voice was Aunt Bukin, but he was a man!

The most likely candidate was Annan, but Annan’s voice wasn’t that sweet, and Lise wasn’t that close with Annan either. In terms of intimacy, Aunt Bukin was even closer than Annan. Neither Lise nor Deya would crave Annan’s hugs!

Among all the people she knew in real life, except for Annan, there was no other woman!

The only person who fit all the conditions was Ashe, but Ashe was a man. Based on her extensive reading of hundreds of fairy tales, Deya could only come up with this story: Ashe was dominated by Igor and transformed into a woman. This would explain everything. ‘Master’ and ‘demon’ referred to Igor, and the ‘she’ in the conversation was Ashe. Naturally, Deya would be enraged by Ashe’s predicament.

But this hypothesis was too far-fetched, only feasible in fairy tales. Thus, Deya couldn’t help but look at Sonya—if it wasn’t someone she knew in real life, then it could only be a friend she met in the Virtual Realm.

Sonya immediately shook her head. “I wouldn’t call anyone master, and that kind of love-crazy behavior isn’t in my character.”

Deya also felt it wasn’t the sword Princess. After all, in the Amnesia Cabin, the sword Princess had made it clear that the only person she valued was herself. Neither family nor lovers could override her personal will.

Moreover, the ‘she’ in the conversation sounded silly and sweet, like an adorable and innocent young lady, completely different from the elegant yet fierce sword Princess.

“And I also feel that the ‘Witch’ mentioned in the conversation is vastly different from you sisters,” Sonya said. “Do any of you have such a… circus-like personality?”

Deya shook her head repeatedly. She also felt that the ‘Witch’ in the conversation didn’t resemble her at all: chaotic, dark, and gloomy. If she and her sisters were defined by their distinct and vibrant personalities, then the Witch in the conversation was like murky and filthy black and gray.

But the voice was unmistakable, and coupled with the mention of the ‘Witch’ codename, it seemed important. More crucially—if neither party in the conversation was Deya, then what did this question have to do with her?

Ashe suggested, “Is there a possibility that these two questions are connected? For instance, the target of the sword Princess’s revenge could be the ‘demon’ or ‘master’ mentioned in the Witch’s question?”

Sonya thought that made sense and asked, “Observer, do you have someone who loves you so devotedly that they would call you ‘master’?”

“No!” Ashe immediately shook his head. “In real life, I don’t get involved with women; I’m always surrounded by men. There’s no one who loves me that devotedly!”

Sonya: “Then who would call you ‘master’?”

“Actually, I have a hypothesis.” Ashe ignored Sonya’s question entirely. “Do you think ‘world’ could be a person’s name? Or perhaps a nickname?”

Sonya hesitated. “If that’s the answer, then the difficulty of getting it right seems too high…”

“Maybe as the Virtual Realm’s levels increase, the difficulty of the questions also increases. The Fate Questioning at the Third Layer of the Virtual Realm might even ask us about our children,” Ashe said casually. “But that would explain things—there’s a demon named ‘world’ who has a female follower. The Witch is destined to encounter ‘world’ and his follower, leading to a grudge.”

Though it sounded far-fetched, there was no better hypothesis. Mainly because the Witch was adamant that she didn’t know any woman in real life who fit the conversation, the only possibility left was that she didn’t yet know the other speaker.

Deya suddenly realized that Ashe and the others had already developed a notorious reputation in Gospel. After the Weaving Festival, they definitely wouldn’t be able to stay there and would likely leave for another Kingdom. Considering they weren’t new to traveling abroad, her sisters had no attachment to Gospel either. Once their bodies returned to normal, they would surely follow Ashe, leaving together.

So, it’s possible that the ‘she’ and ‘master’ mentioned in the conversation were new characters Lise Deya would meet in another Kingdom?

“What should I choose for my question?” Deya asked.

“Actually, the first three answers to your question are pretty similar. I suggest picking all of them,” Ashe said. “Based on our previous Fate Questioning experience, it’s best to select all that you can for the first question. However, the sword Princess’s first three options are vastly different; she definitely can’t simultaneously seek revenge on the world, me, and the Divine Sovereign, right?”

Both Sonya and Deya nodded, put on their headphones, and wrote their answers on paper. Soon, they received responses from the Virtual Realm—

“Congratulations, you got one question right. Would you like to continue?”

“You got it wrong. The Fate Questioning ends here.”

Deya happily exclaimed, “I got it right!”

Sonya angrily retorted, “I knew it couldn’t be ‘the world’; that option was ridiculous. The correct answer was clearly the Divine Sovereign!”

Ashe protested, “When did you say that—”

“I definitely did!” Sonya glared at Ashe, her cheeks puffing up in irritation. “It’s all your fault for suggesting such nonsense… hmph!”

Ashe felt a kick from under the table from the sword Princess. Instantly tempering his frustration, he knew he had to maintain his stance as the team leader and not let an operator act so recklessly. But—what? The sword Princess had taken off her shoe?

Moreover, her kicks were gentle, no stronger than a cat kneading. Looking down, Ashe saw a small foot clad in black stockings, its toes curling and sliding against his calf. So, Ashe had to suppress his anger, signaling with his gaze for the sword Princess to tone it down. But the Stretch Paw Club President instead lifted her chin defiantly, escalating her antics.

While the two were engaged in their silent battle, Deya started listening to the second question.

“Silly woman, lustful lapdog, all your nutrition went to your chest and hips, only thinking about crawling into that person’s bed…”

“I… am not… silly…”

“Out of everything I’ve insulted you with, that’s the only thing you want to refute? And you just proved how silly you are—why did you save me?! I must have been infected by you, actually carrying you while escaping!”

“Because… master… needs you… needs your personality gift…”

“If I hear you say ‘master’ one more time, I’ll throw you out.”

“When I saw you in danger… as soon as I realized it… I was already in front of you, shielding you. Witch, come back with me to see the master… I will protect you… The master told me he wouldn’t harm you, which is why I came… I’m sorry… I’ve wanted to apologize since that day… I’m sorry…”

“You’re not allowed to apologize, no! The one at fault is him, you were just used by him, it has nothing to do with you!”

“No, I knew all the consequences, but for the master’s benefit alone, I… if I could do it all over again, I would still do the same…”

“What’s so great about him? You’ve spent countless nights on him, but he’s never seen the moon!”

“We still have plenty of time… eventually we’ll be together…”

“I give up on you, you fool… Alright, they shouldn’t be able to find us here for now. Let me treat your wounds.”

“Witch…”

“Hmm?”

“Your hair is loose, let me tie it up for you.”

“Question: What is the ‘silly woman’ actually here to do?”

“?Violent abduction of a witch; ? Persuading a witch; ?Setting a trap to confine a witch; ? Visiting a witch.”