Super Soldier

“For the time being, just do as I say. Take her out on a date tomorrow night, eat at a roadside barbecue stall, drink beer and brag to her. Call me after that and tell me how it went. I will give you further instructions.”

“Okay.” Suddenly, someone was helping him with suggestions. Yu Miao felt his mood lifting slightly. The most important thing was he knew that Liu Kexin liked Xiao Bing. In that case, he would imitate Xiao Bing’s character. Maybe Liu Kexin would suddenly fall in love with him.

Xiao Bing did not know what Yu Miao was thinking. The two men put the matter aside and began to chat and eat merrily. A few minutes later, all the beer was drunk. Yu Miao waved to the boss and lisped, “Boss, another box of beer.”

Xiao Bing was also drunk. He slapped Yu Miao in the face, saying: “Can you manage it? If you can’t, don’t drink it any more. Go home and sleep hugging a young woman.”

From the speech, Xiao Bing was now half-drunk and half-conscious, his mind was not very clear.

“It’s okay!” Yu Miao slapped the table and shouted loudly, “Boss, half a box.”

The boss reluctantly sent a worker to get the box of beer. He really didn’t want Xiao Bing and Yu Miao to continue drinking. What if they refused to pay after they got too drunk? He was not afraid that they would do a dine and dash. From their dressing, it would not happen. But once people got too drunk, nothing was impossible. That was most important.

Each of them drank four or five bottles. Finally, the two men were totally drunk. They started to talk nonsense. The boss cleared the table next to theirs and heard Yu Miao laughing and saying, “Xiao Bing, you don’t know… Hahaha, the girl I like actually likes you. I have the photo of you both that she hid on herself.”

The boss was shocked and hurriedly got the workers to take away the empty bottles under them and remove anything which could be used to fight. Finally he felt relieved.

Xiao Bing grinned and said, “I am not happy to see you chasing the girl I like. You punk. How dare you go after her? I feel like beating you up.”

The boss took out his mobile phone and was ready to call the police at any time.

Both Xiao Bing and Yu Miao stood up, and the boss stood beside them looking vigilant. Then he saw Xiao Bing stretch out his hand… and placed it on Yu Miao’s shoulder, saying with a big smile, “Do you know that when I first saw Kexin, I thought that the girl was so beautiful, and still… still so pure… Have you seen such a pure girl?”

“Me too. I’m a grown man now, yet I have never liked any girl so much. I didn’t expect her to… still like you.”

“Then why do… you still want me to help you go after her? Damn, I am so stupid. How can I help you? No… I will take the girl from you tomorrow.”

“You think I’m afraid of that? Go ahead and take her… Only a coward will be afraid. I will let you see how formidable I am.”

“You? Formidable? Hahaha…”

The boss looked surprised. He thought the two men would start fighting. From their conversation, it was obvious that they were actually rivals, both liking the same woman. But the rivals actually drank and laughed together all evening. What’s going on with the world?

At this time, Yu Miao’s bodyguards couldn’t stand it anymore. They put Xiao Bing and Yu Miao in the car. First, they drove Xiao Bing home, and then headed off with Yu Miao.

Xiao Bing was at the door of the house and insisted on going in alone. He really swayed back to the door of the room, but he stood in the corridor in a trance. He pointed to the room in front of him and pointed it to another room, then he muttered, “This room… or that room…”

After that, he walked straight to the door of another room and muttered again, “This one should be the right one, I… I will go back to sleep in this room.”

Xiao Bing opened the door and swayed to the bed. He laid down and slept.

Su Xiaoxiao took a while to sleep this particular night. She went out to look at the moon for a while. She had some worries. When she returned to the room, she forgot to lock the door. When she fell asleep, she suddenly felt that someone lying on her own bed and hugged her in his arms. Xiao Bing appeared in her dream, and when he stared at her and casually touched her, Su Xiaoxiao gave a token struggle and her heart raced. Soon she stopped struggling. Perhaps since there was no chance for them to be together in the real world, she might as well enjoy being with Brother Xiao in the dream world.

Xiao Bing also dreamed of hugging Yezi in his sleep. Her body was soft, silky and very comfortable.

The next morning, when Su Xiaoxiao woke up, she almost screamed. She was really stunned when she found that she was in someone’s arms and the man hugging her was really Brother Xiao.

What was going on?

According to Su Xiaoxiao’s temperament, she would’ve slapped him by now, but seeing Xiao Bing before her, she could not do it. Her heart raced and she blushed nervously. She could barely breathe, but when she saw Xiao Bing still fully clothed, she was relieved. But when she saw her pajamas’ condition, and the buttons on her chest were opened, and in the dream last night, Brother Bing stretched in and touched her…ah ah ah… Su Xiaoxiao was somewhat broken, but there was some inexplicable sweetness.

What should she do? What should she do?

Xiao Bing opened his eyes at this time. Xiao Bing had drunk too much last night. He didn’t even know when he came back. In his memory, he was still drinking with Yu Miao. Then he was totally unaware and he never expected that when he opened his eyes, he was already lying in bed.

Wait a minute… Who is in my arms?

Xiao Bing’s eyes widened as they set on Su Xiaoxiao’s face which mirrored his shock. Then they fell on Su Xiaoxiao’s small half-covered chest. Su Xiaoxiao was already scared enough. When Xiao Bing opened his eyes and looked at her, she almost opened her mouth to scream.

Xiao Bing couldn’t let her scream, but even if he had a hundred mouths, he couldn’t tell her clearly. He hurriedly blocked Su Xiaoxiao’s little mouth in the simplest way he could think of, with his own mouth.

It was really a little fragrant. As a natural reflex, Xiao Bing couldn’t help stretching his tongue and mashed it on Su Xiaoxiao’s lips. It was silky and sweet.

Su Xiaoxiao opened her eyes wide and suddenly opened her mouth. She bit Xiao Bing’s lips. Xiao Bing groaned in pain and hurriedly let go of Su Xiaoxiao’s mouth, then he quickly got out of bed and smiled. He said, “Xiaoxiao, it was a misunderstanding, misunderstanding… I went to drink with Yu Miao last night and I didn’t know how I ended up in your bed.”

Su Xiaoxiao hurriedly buttoned up her pajamas, and then screamed at Xiao Bing, gnashing her teeth, “Am I the one who forced you here this time?”

“No, of course not.” Xiao Bing said, “I think I must have drunk too much. I don’t know how I came back last night. I completely lost my memory.”

Su Xiaoxiao was anxious and said, “Say no more. Get out of my room!”

“Okay, I am going, I am going.” Xiao Bing sighed.

“Wait a minute!”

Xiao Bing stopped again, smiling, and then he looked at Su Xiaoxiao.

Su Xiaoxiao glared at Xiao Bing, “Now that you’re done, you want to go, is that it?”

“Oh….” Xiao Bing said embarrassedly, “You’re not asking me to give myself to you now, are you?”

Su Xiaoxiao blushed, then she gave Xiao Bing a sly look, and her pretty face was frosty, saying, “Forget it, I will punish you later. Get out, and… You’d better not mention it to anyone, or else…”

“I know, I know.” Xiao Bing hurriedly said, “I will not mention it to Yezi.”

Su Xiaoxiao said with a sigh of relief, “Then get out.”

Xiao Bing walked to the door and then he thought of the number of rooms in the corridor. He was afraid that there might be people in the corridor. He first listened carefully and heard no one in the corridor. Then he quietly opened the door and crept to his and Yezi’s room. In fact, the two rooms were quite far apart from each other. How did he get to the wrong one last night? How troublesome… But Su Xiaoxiao’s lips were really sweet. It seemed that the feeling was not the same when he touched her last night. But it was worth it.

Xiao Bing got rid of his own messy thoughts, put his hand on the door handle, and opened the door.

Yezi lay in bed asleep. After Xiao Bing closed the door, Yezi opened her eyes and blinked. Seeing it was already light, she sat up and asked in a confused way, “Didn’t you come back the whole of last night?”

“Yes…Yes.” Although Xiao Bing felt guilty. He couldn’t tell her the truth, or he would not know how he would die.

Yezi was about to continue speaking when her eyes fell on Xiao Bing’s face and her expression suddenly became weird. Xiao Bing touched his face and said guiltily, “Is there anything on my face?”

“You don’t have anything on your face.” Yezi sneered, “It is you who is indecent!!”

Saying that, Yezi grabbed a pillow next to her and flung it toward Xiao Bing. Xiao Bing was shocked and hurriedly avoided it. Yezi then grabbed the teddy bear next to her and threw it at him. Xiao Bing avoided it again.

Yezi grabbed the porcelain ashtray. Xiao Bing got a fright and hurriedly shouted, “Don’t, don’t! Are you murdering your husband? Can’t we just talk sensibly? I will change it if you tell me what’s wrong. Honesty is better than defiance, but I swear to God, I didn’t do anything that I was sorry for!”

Yezi pointed to Xiao Bing and sneered,” You didn’t do anything you were sorry for? Who bit your lips? Did I do that?”

Xiao Bing was shocked. He remembered that Su Xiaoxiao had just bitten him. He did not expect to leave such evidence. Looking at Yezi’s terrible temper, Xiao Bing hurriedly said, “I bit myself last night. I drank too much, and dreamed… and I yelled and yelled in the dream, I don’t know how I bit my lips.”

Yezi put down the ashtray and asked dubiously, “Really?”

“I promise!” Xiao Bing put up his hand. “I swear to God that I have not done anything that my wife would not be happy about, or else I will make my JJ 20 inches shorter.”

Damn, he was completely drunk last night. He didn’t know anything, and he at most touched Su Xiaoxiao and helped her to mature sexually a second time. So this could not be considered as being unfaithful to Yezi. If it was, his JJ could be gone.

Of course, seeing Xiao Bing make such a serious oath, Yezi’s face relaxed a little and she looked at Xiao Bing, rolling her eyes, “Hump, even when you are making an oath, you are still an indecent and dirty man.”

Xiao Bing breathed a sigh of relief. From Yezi’s expression, he knew that he survived the disaster. It’s true, it is unwise to provoke women…