Chapter 205 203. Author Is Lazy As Fuck
Chapter 205 203. Author Is Lazy As Fuck
Chapter 205 203. Author Is Lazy As Fuck
"Miss we have done what you asked and not only that we also took out every valuable thing that was on that beggar which was not a lot, So we have to improvise."
A very cute girl was standing in front of an elegant beauty with a charm that made even elves in fairy tales ashamed of themselves for quoting themselves as the most beautiful species.
Right now this indescribable work of art was standing in front of the big mirror checking if the new dress she brought is suit on her or not, Which was a question that was not even worth asking as with her beauty no matter what she wears it would suit her.
But that woman did not think so. Tomorrow she has an appointment with the rude men who not only steal from others necklaces but also sympathy with his cute sidekick. She can't do anything with that sidekick, So she decided to target the root cause of her problems.
Because what is sad part is that this man is the one everything she can ask for. He is so handsome that no one besides him dares to call themselves handsome in shame. Can be said to one in the world level of beauty.
He is so smart as she first-hand experiences his damned brain at work, He is also too strong. In a physical fight she stands no chance in front of him and after seeing what he possessed even her Superpower will not be that helpful in front of that monster.
As for talent? No one can go near on talent, especially his singing, His song has that enchanting captivating powers that she was not sure is even humanly possible if not for knowing his superpower is related to fire, She thought he was using his superpower to cheat
So he is indeed the man of her dreams, The one she was waiting for all her life. The only problem is that this man's nature is too hard to predict. Is he good? Bad? Evil! Green tea? Or just pretending to be one fearing to get hurt again? She does not know.
That's why she decided to take matters into her own hands. If she makes him fall for her then he will surely open up to her. He will also sing her his divine songs just to hope it is about love and not heartbreak.
"Huh? I didn't tell you to take out valuables from him? I just said beat him half to death and throw him somewhere. We are not thieves for stealing things like that, We are civilised tax paying respected citizens of this city."
Rebecca turned to look at her subordinate and asked her in a very genuine innocent tone, Her voice was very sweet making someone feel that they just ate honey.
Yes, As She is a heroine inspired by Manhuwa there is no need to explain about her looks and charm, She can stand in front of Alia and can go toe to toe with her in terms of looks, It's come to the preference to decide which one would win in between them.
As for the raw sexiness? Then Alia stood no chance, She created for the sex appeal, Each and every part of hers is filled to the brim with a seductive charm, A worthy opponent for standing against someone like Alia as her recognized competitor.
"But we already did it, My lady."
The cute girl did not mind the words of her young mistress, She knows how much her young miss love law and order and always follow them whenever she can in her own ways but in this case, it can't be done.
That man even after being badly injured still able to fight them off, He injured around 20 E-class warriors and 5 C-Class warriors before they were able to overwhelm him.
That man has to pay some compensation before they let him go, So she decided to check and take whatever valuables they can hence she searched but only found a few scraps there was nothing valuable on that beggar's body, So she decided to improvise.
"Here all he had was an old ruby metal ring, A 7-year-old keypad phone, A working healthy kidney, And a tattered wallet with 10.22 UC in it. All in all, we did not lose much because of him."
So that cute girl came in front of Rebecca and slowly started to put things down by having the same innocent smile not harming any animals.
"Well, he was an insane but poor man and WAIT! Working what?!"
Rebecca at first did not pay any attention to the cute girl, She was just checking herself out clearly not happy with the dress, Normally she did not care much about her dressing sense but since she decided that she wanted to win that man's heart, She had to upgrade her game.
So all her attention was on the mirror in front of her trying to find where this dress was lacking. She personally called the best designer to make this dress urgently. It should have been perfect for her but she still felt it was lacking something.
Amidst of that, She did not hear much of what that cute girl said, But then suddenly it kicked her. She with shock in her eyes turned around just to see a portable cooler being put on the table.
She with horror in her voice asked a cute girl out hoping she heard something wrong.
"Huh!? Oh, working healthy kidney miss, Surprisingly that man had a very healthy working kidney, I thought with his looks he had become hollow because of lust till now, that was not the case it seems."
A cute girl who has yet to get any name as an author is lazy as fuck, Looked at Rebecca and innocently said because for her it is really not that big of a deal, She not understanding the depth of this matter at all.
"Do you understand what you did? Which sane person steals a kidney in broad daylight? It is not only morally but legally wrong and Ohh, Pretty ring, This is what was lacking in my dress."
Rebecca was furious. She knows that cute girl didn't know how the outside world works but it's still not excusable to steal someone's kidney. She wanted to go on and on about her rant but then her eyes fell on the scarlet ruby ring.
The argument and rant she prepared for the cute girl were thrown out of the window. She quickly picked it up and wore it on her finger. Then she looked in the mirror and it was a perfect match with her scarlet red dress.
That confirms that she is not only stupid but also has the attention span of goldfish, It is not for the fact that her IQ gets boosted when needed, Her company has long since had to close its door and declare bankruptcy.
"Miss I should leave now, I have to take care of school yet."
The cute girl was happy seeing her young mistress who liked what he brought. Though she was hoping Rebecca would praise her for taking the kidney as that is the most valuable thing here but she was still happy that at least something liked by her young lady.
"Yeah go, You should take extra care of school today as tomorrow I am bringing my boyfriend with me there to have fun."
Rebecca who had completely forgotten about the kidney matter was taking good look in the mirror confirming that she made the right decision, This ring is the thing that was lacking in this dress, Now it looks perfect.
She is currently not only mad at the cute girl, but She was also glad she took these things. If not, how can she find the perfect match ring for her dress?
That's why she let go of that cute girl without any punishment as always, She just lost looking at the ring in her hand. It was quite old but didn't look bad and had a different kinda charm.
The whole body of the ring was inscribed with drawings and letters which looked quite elegant. Those things definitely should have some deep meaning but it was Rebecca we are talking about.
All Rebecca saw was that it looked good and that's all. After making sure she looked perfect, Rebecca turned her attention towards the other thing that she could not wait to use till tomorrow.
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"How long till midnight? I have too many things to say to many people to do tonight, It will be a long night."
There Rebecca could not wait for the morning and here Alex was inside the waiting room of the hospital counting the time till midnight. When his Holy blessing skill was refreshed, He had to treat Gloria and then had to go take care of those hungry wolves at home.
But unfortunately, there is still an hour or so till midnight, So he needs to wait till then.
(A/N : Sorry for taking a long break like this without any announcement, I apologise, Now for surely expect regular updates like before, Once again I am sorry ?
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