Sweet Doting Husband: Sorry, my Wife is a little Crazy

Chapter 218 - I Won’t Leave Unless I’m Done Eating You!!

Feeling a bit appeased, Mu Jun turned to Sia. Looking at her flushed face and dizzy eyes, Mu Jun smiled gently and asked again "Do you really want to eat me?"

Nodding her head honestly, Sia said "Yes-Yes, I want to"

"But what If I'm not tasty?" Mu Jun asked

"It's fine...John will make you tasty" Sia replied solemnly

"..." 'Tasty my ass. Great aunt, have I offended you? why are you so eager to get me killed?' John cried in his mind

Feeling a little funny, Mu Jun chuckled lightly and asked "Do you want to eat me here? right now?"

Blinking her eyes innocently, Sia nodded her head.

"but there are too many people around. What if they snatch me away from you?"

"Then I will beat them up" Sia replied while showing waving her fist

"But what if there are too many people? Even if you can beat them you cannot stop them from taking a bite right?" Mu Jun asked gently

Realizing the problem, Sia frowned and asked "Then what should I do? I don't want to share you with anyone"

Though Mu Jun knew she was referring him to food, he still felt happy when he heard her second sentence. Grinning widely, he continued to coax the drunk Sia "Then follow me home. There no one will steal me away from you, how about this?"

Hearing that, Sia's eyes twinkled and she said with a sweet smile "Take me home...I want to eat you after going back home"

"haha...okay, let's go home, now will you get down?" Mu Jun asked

Looking down at her leg, Sia pouted her lips and said "But my legs aren't listening to me" stretching out one of her hand, she said "You carry me"

Sighing helplessly, Mu Jun moved forward and turned his back, letting her climb on his back and carried her towards the car, leaving a few dumfounded people.

Staring at Sia blankly, John said "Why have I never felt that Sia was so easy to coax"

"Same here....this guy...he is soo scary" Wei-Wei agreed

On the other side, Mu Jun carried Sia to the car and was about to let her sit inside and go to the driver seat when Sia suddenly held his hand and said unhappily "Sit with me"

Hearing that Mu Jun smiled before opening the back door and getting in. He was more than happy to accompany Sia and hence the moment Sia asked him, he passed the threw the keys to Yang Jie and hope into the back seat.

Not making a voice, the guys quietly hoped on the car and started to leave. Since John and Wei-Wei did not have enough fun, the two stayed back and only these few animals returned back.

on the way back home, Sia suddenly started to squirm uncomfortably on the seat.

With a frown, Mu Jun turned to Sia and asked gently "What happened? are you feeling uncomfortable?"

With a frown, Sia pouted her lips unhappily and said "The seat is very hard and it feels uncomfortable to sit. What a poor quality car...hiccup"

When Yang Jie heard those words, he almost slammed the break. Looking at Sia from the rearview mirror with his eyes wide, he thought 'You are the only one who dared to say that Range rover is a poor quality car'

But unexpectedly, Mu Jun did not disagree instead he seemed to agree to Sia ad he asked worriedly "Is it too uncomfortable? Do you want to go in the other car?"

Shaking her head, Sia replied with a frown "No, I don't want to get on aliens car. Mommy says that aliens are very scary and...ugly. And there are three aliens in that car. I don't want to sit with ugly guys"

"..." 'are you sure they are aliens not our brothers?'

"Then what should we do now?" Mu Jun asked with a frown

Looking around, Sia's eyes suddenly fell on Mu Jun's lap.

Patting his thighs, her eyes suddenly twinkled. Raising her head, she looked at Mu Jun and said "This place is soft, I want to sit here"

'Screech'

Losing control, Yang Jie stepped on the brake and stopped the car harshly.

Caught off guard, Sia almost fell forward but Mu Jun was quick and pulled her back on time.

Glaring at Yang Jie coldly, Mu Jun yelled "If you don't know how to drive then don't touch the steering"

"Ah...sorry brother, I guess I drank too much as I'm hearing weird things causing me to puke" Yang Jie replied meaningfully

Smirking at Yang Jie, Mu Jun said "If you don't want to hear weird things then turn on the music. If you don't want to see weird things then don't look. Now look front and drive" With that said, Mu Jun looked down at Sia and asked gently "Are you alright?"

Shaking her head, Sia replied unhappily "No, I am not. I don't want to sit here...it is a bad seat"

"Okay then, sit on my lap" Mu Jun replied

Looking at Mu Jun with her twinkling eyes, Sia grinned widely before she got up and sat on Mu Jun's lap sideways.

The moment Sia sat on his lips, Mu Jun's throat tightened for some unknown reason. Not able to resist, he raised his hand and hugged her waist, pretending to hold her from falling.

feeling comfortable, Sia giggled and squirmed on his lap but unknowingly she sat right on top of his thing.

Mu Jun stiffened the movement Sia's butt touched his thing.

Leaning back, Inhaling a deep breath Mu Jun rubbed the space between his eyebrows and looked away, trying to ignore the surging fire beneath. But Sia showed no sign of stopping as she continued to squirm in his laps.

Not able to take it any longer, Mu Jun suddenly tightened his hands around her waist and leaned next to her ears before whispering in a low hoarse voice "Be good and stop squirming...okay?"

Though unhappy, Sia still nodded her head and sat quietly. Feeling relieved, Mu Jun leaned back and sighed. His ears which were initially burning red regained their usual color.

after another half an hour, the group of animals finally arrived back at Mu Jun's mansion.

Once the car stopped, Mu Jun carried Sia towards her room. But just as he reached the second floor, Sia started to shake her violently and said unhappily "I don't want to go to that room. I want to go to that room" Sia replied while pointing his hands towards the last room near the corridor.

Seeing Sia pointing at his room, Mu Jun chuckled and asked "Do you want to go to my room?"

"It's your room? Then let's go there. I haven't eaten you yet. I won't leave unless I'm done eating you" Sia replied innocently

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A short preview of the next chapter...

"Where is Sia?"

"Wait, she isn't in your room?"

"no"

"Then where is she?"

"Oh shit...I remember seeing Sister Sia in third brother's room. Don't tell me the history is going to repeat again"

"Damn...I'm not going to spare her if she does anything to our baby brother"

"Brothers, grab your sword and...charge"

'Have they gone nuts?'