Sweet Doting Husband: Sorry, my Wife is a little Crazy

Chapter 284 - Won’t Mind Letting Him Give Birth!!

Inside the private dining room, the group of animals sat around the round table and were having their breakfast while bickering about some random things.

Noticing Shen Yi deep in thought, Xiao Li glanced at him and asked "What are you thinking about?"

"Well, thinking whether I should agree to your proposal or not" Shen Yi answered while rubbing his chin.

"Oh! What did I propose?" Xiao Li asked indifferently while sipping the water.

Glancing at Xiao Li with a smile, Shen Yi answered "Marriage proposal"

"Spurr...cough cough"

Before Xiao Li could splurt the water in her mouth, someone else did it causing her action to pause.

The poor Lu Jin, whose face was covered with John's spit was confused whether to feel speechless or disgusted.

Ignoring John's action, Shen Yi continued to smile and said "You said you want to marry me"

beating her chest, Xiao Li gulped the water hurriedly and looked at Shen Yi, about to yell when John cut her off.

"bro, are you so eager to die?" John asked

Turning her head, Xiao Li glared at John and asked "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is marrying you is equal to marrying the king of hell. If I were him I'd rather commit suicide and go to hell than tagging along with you" John scoffed

Throwing the fork towards John in rage, Xiao Li cursed "F*ck off"

Then turning to Shen Yi, she said with a glare "If you're joking then it's not funny at all"

Raising his eyebrows, Shen Yi asked "When did I joke?"

"Aren't you? then what the hell is with this nonsense?" Xiao Li yelled. Except for Mu Jun who knew about what happened the other day, the rest were confused and looked at Shen Yi with a mixed expression.

"I'm not speaking nonsense. I just spoke what you told me yesterday" Shen Yi replied while shrugging off his shoulder

"What the hell did I speak yesterday?" Xiao Li frowned, having a bad premonition

"Well, you said you want to marry me and have a lot of cubs. At least some hundreds of them? And then help you count their underpants" Shen Yi said indifferently

"...." a long silence followed before everyone erupted in laughter.

Pointing at Xiao Li whose face had turned dark, Su Yan laughed "Haha, great Li, never thought you were so wild. Hundred children? Oh my god....in that case you will have to give birth to a child every year...haha"

Glaring at Su Yan, Xiao Li gritted her teeth and said "You better shut up"

Recalling something, Shen Yi interrupted "Ah I forgot! Speaking of children, Xiao Li said the one who would give birth is me, not her"

"Haha....second brother, are you joking? how can a male give birth?" Si Ming laughed

"That's what you asked her the other night. Do you know what did she say?" Shen Yi asked with a smile.

Embarrassed, Xiao Li warned in a low voice "You better shut up"

Shaking his head, Shen Yi replied "How can I? Leaving people in suspense is the greatest crime you know?"

Then ignoring Xiao Li's warning gaze, Shen Yi turned to the few curious animals and said "She said 'when a male sea horse can give birth, why can't I, a white wolf give birth?"

"Hahaha..." Holding her stomach, Sia leaned back and laughed loudly. If not for Mu Jun holding the back of the teacher on time, Sia would have fallen backward.

Pointing at Xiao Li, Sia laughed loudly and said "Haha...Great Li I never thought you were soo stupid...haha, white wolf giving birth? If he could really give birth just as you said, I wouldn't mind letting Mu Jun give birth...so funny, hahaha"

Embarrassed, Xiao Li covered her face and no longer dared to look at her friends who were laughing at her. Feeling awkward, she could only glare at Shen Yi and pout her lips unhappily.

Afraid that Xiao Li might erupt if they continued to tease further, Shen Yi cleared his throat and turned to Yang Jie who was laughing along with John and said with his eyebrows raised "What are you laughing at?"

"Huh? me?" Surprised, Yang Jie blinked at Shen Yi in confusion

"Yes you, what are you laughing at"

"Why, can't I laugh?" Yang Jie asked with a frown

"No, you can't"

"Why can they laugh but not me?"

"Because they did nothing but you did something huge"

"Me? What did I do?" Yang Jie asked with a frown and a few of them stopped laughing and listened to Shen Yi carefully, afraid of missing a single word.

"What did you do? Huh, you caused huge trouble" Shen Yi smiled

Scared, Yang Jie cried "Second brother, stop scaring me and just spit it out"

"You want to know? Fine! The previous night you called your girlfriend in the middle of the night and wailed loudly while spouting nonsense"

Hearing that, Yang Jie sighed in relief and said "Secdong brother, you almost scared me"

"Don't be too happy and listen to me first. Though you intended to call your girlfriend, you ended you calling the police head office and wailed loudly"

"Wait! What? Did I actually do that?" Yang Jie asked in disbelief

"Yes you did" Shen Yi nodded

"Damn, what the hell did I do? Wait! let me call and apologize to them" Yang Jie said while picking his cell phone.

But before he could, Shen Yi interrupted "What's the hurry brother, listen to me though"

"Second brother, can you stop being a devil and spit it out at once?" Yang Jie asked in frustration

"Then you listen to me without interruption"

"..."

Seeing that Yang Jie remained quiet, Shen Yi's lips curved upside as he spoke "After that, you tried calling your girlfriend but then ended up calling Mr. Yi"

"What? Mr. Yi?" The few animals asked in shock

"Yes, Mr. Yi. And do you know what did he call him? He called him 'Baby' so loudly that even Me and third brother got scared"

"..." 'That's not me'

"And he continued to spot nonsense, saying all of us were getting married except him. The most infuriating thing was he said I was going to give birth to hundred babies so he wanted to give birth more than me...to at least two hundred babies"

"..." 'I must have been possessed by ghost'

Holding back her laughter, Sia asked "How did Mr. Yi react? did he yell? or did he scold you?"

"Well, hearing his voice it seemed like he was holding back his anger. Afraid that this idiot might continue shouting, Mr. Yi even said he had called the wrong number patiently but do you know what did this guy do?" Shen Yi asked with a grin

"..." 'I don't want to know'

Contrary to Yang Jie, the rest of the animals looked at Shen Yi curiously and even nodded their heads like children listening to a story.

Glancing at Yang Jie whose face had almost turned white, Shen Yi smiled and said "He asked whether Mr. Yi was also haunting her like a ghost"

"..." 'Dead, I'm dead

Unable to hold in, the few animals laughed loudly without feeling pity for Yang Jie.

Pointing at Yang Jie, Su Yan laughed "Haha, brother Yang, you are dead for sure....haha"

"The vengeful teacher Yi is going to strangle you to death for disturbing his sleep. haha...you really are gutsy to call him in the middle of the night..haha" laughed Sia.

While Yang Jie was crying, the few animals laughed until they had stomach ache.

Under a blissful environment, the group had their breakfast in a joyful mood before they departed from the resort.