Sweet Doting Husband: Sorry, my Wife is a little Crazy

Chapter 30 - Are You An Idiot? Who Else Can It Be Other Than My Girlfriend An Ran

"Yeah...only us who are victims of her bully know how scary she is" Lu Jin said while wiping the invisible tears from the corner of his eyes.

Just as Lu Jin finished speaking, a curious voice was heard behind them from the window "Am I?"

Startled, the five guys turned their head back stiffly and looked at the window.

Seeing that certain someone whom they were badmouthing just a few seconds ago, everyone suddenly screamed in fright except Mu Jun.

Looking at Sia who appeared in front of their room window out of blue, Lu Jin shivered and asked "You...did you here everything we spoke just now?"

"No" Sia replied expressionlessly. Before Lu Jin could sigh a relief he heard Sia say " I just heard from "What do you think of Sia" to " how to scary she is"

Hearing Sia's words, Lu Jin's eyes rolled back and he almost fainted on the sofa in fright. 'Fuck...that's exactly what I wished you shouldn't have listened. Over....now everything is over...I'm done this time'

"Oh...you didn't answer my question. Am I scary?" Sia asked when she recalled what she had heard a few seconds before.

Hurriedly shaking his head, Lu Jin said with a flattering smile "No no...not at all. How can Sister be scary? she is very kind, sweet and honest. She is literally a female goddess"

Seeing Lu Jin pacify and praise Sia as if she is the only one in his eyes, the boys almost had the urge to beat up this guy into pulp 'Who was the one who always called her devil and ghost? how did she become a goddess now?'

Not buying Lu Jin's words, Sia crossed her hands in front of her chest and squinted her eyes and asked "Hmm...but that's not what I heard. I definitely heard you badmouthing me"

"How can I sister Sia, I was definitely praising you"

"I don't think so. I definitely heard you badmouthing me" Sia insisted

" even I heard it. They were definitely badmouthing you" came a female voice behind them.

Hearing another female voice coming out through the window, the five guys turned to look towards the window and saw Su yan jumped into their room.

Scared out of their witts, the four guys jumped in fright and looked at Su yan cautiously.

Recognizing that it was Su yan, they finally let out a deep breath.

Pointing his finger at Su yan, Lu Jin asked "hey, how did you both get here?"

"We climbed up with the help ov water pipe" Su yan replied with a wide smile

"What! hey are you both monkeys? how could a girl climb up to the third floor using the pipe?" Si Ming asked

"then how should we come in? As if the warden will let us enter the boy's dorm. With no other choice, we had to use pipes to climb up to your room" Sia replied with a shrug

"You are seriously nuts. How could you girls do such stunts? aren't you scared?" Yang Jie berated them

"What's there to be scared of? and climbing the pipes is just a piece of cake" Sia said proudly

"you...you are really something" Shen Yi sighed.

"Wait...since Su Yan is here, does that mean An Ran is also here?" Lu Jin asked excitedly and was about to run towards the window to see if An Ran was there but before he could even take a step, he saw Sia look at him as if he was an idiot.

Confused, before he could ask whats happened, he heard Sia sneer "Are you an idiot? why will I bring a girl to boys dorm at this time?"

"Huh?" Confused, Lu Jin gazed at Sia and then at Su Yan and thought 'Aren't you also a girl?'

Pointing at Su Yan, Lu Jin asked "Then why did you bring her?"

"Oh.." looking at Su Yan, Sia grinned and said "that...she read in a comic that boys dorm were the messiest rooms where one could see underwear lying on the floor like tissues....she wanted to see whether it was true so she came along with me"

"...." 'Underwears lying like tissues?'

Seeing how clean their room looked, Sia said with some disappointment "But why is your room soo clean? why can't I find any underpants lying on the floor?"

"...." 'Should I get one and show her?' Mu Jun thought

"By the way, what's that box?" Shen Yi asked when he saw the box that Sia was carrying.

Finally remembering about the cake, Sia passed the cake to Shen Yi and said "It's a thank you cake made by Xiao Li and An Ran had also helped her with it. She wanted me to thank you all for beating those guys earlier. So she made a cake for you. Since it was not convenient to carry to school, myself and Su Yan climbed to your room to deliver the cake"

Taking the cake from Sia's hand, Shen Yi placed it on the table and opened the box. Looking at the delicious chocolate cake, everyone's saliva drooled out of their mouth. Walking to the kitchen, Shen Yi bought some plates and spoons and served the cake to everyone. Seeing that the girls were still standing there, Yang Jie looked at them and asked "Why are you still standing there? aren't you going back to your room?"

"Hey, how can you send us away just like that? We came all the way here just to deliver you the cake but you guys are kicking out just like that?" Sia said with a pout

"oh..sorry but what should we do?" Si Ming asked as he scooped a spoon full of cake and placed it inside his mouth.

Walking towards the table, Sia cut a piece of cake and placed it on her plate and said shamelessly "Of course you should share the cake with us"

"Yes....do you know how hard it was to climb till here holding a cake?" Su Yan said while she too scooped a piece of cake into her plate and started to eat it.

"Wait...din't you just say that climbing up using a pipe was a piece of cake for you?" Yang Jie asked

"yeah...but that was earlier not now. You shut your mouth eat the cake or else I'm afraid that Sia might finish the whole cake" Su Yan warned

"By the way, did you prepare only one cake?" Si Ming asked while eating

"No...we made two. On for you and one for us" Su Yan replied

"Then Why are you eating ours when there is one made for you?" Shen Yi asked in confusion

"Oh...that's because the one prepared for us is strawberry but Sia and myself like chocolate flavor" Su Yan replied while taking a bite of the cake

"If you like chocolate flavor why didn't you ask them to prepare chocolate cake instead of strawberry cake?" Lu Jin asked while finishing the last piece of his cake

This time before Su Yan could reply, Sia looked up from her plate and sneered disdainfully "Are you an idiot? Your sister in law (An Ran) likes strawberry cake. How can I hurt her feelings?"

"You don't want to hurt her feeling so you are here to hurt our feelings" Lu Jin muttered to himself. Suddenly realizing something, he asked "Wait! Whose my sister in law?"

"Are you an idiot? Who else can it be other than my girlfriend An Ran?" Sia scorned

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