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Chapter 330 - 330 Men Are All Hypocrites l
Chapter 330 - 330 Men Are All Hypocrites l
Chapter 330: Chapter 330 Men Are All Hypocrites l
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“Haven’t gone to bed yet, little brother?”
The call was from Zhang Ting.
“Not yet, Ting sister, is there something you want to tell me?”
“It’s about the male treasure you asked me about last time; I’m telling you now, everything’s ready. It’ll go on sale next week.”
Jiang Xu was overjoyed inside, but he feigned indifference on the surface, “Ting sister, not me—it’s a friend of mine who needs it.
I’m so young, what would I need that for?”
Zhang Ting thought to herself that she knew men all too well.
Each one says one thing but means another.
Yet she didn’t call out Jiang Xu on his little trick.
“Right, right, right, your friend, I got it wrong. How about this—I’ll mail some to you, and you can give them to your friend to try out?”
“Cough, cough, that would be great,” Jiang Xu coughed, “Ting sister, if you’re going to mail them, might as well send more.
That way I can take some to promote the product, hand out samples, and build up brand recognition.”
After all, Jiang Xu had also invested in the product.
The higher its profile, the more he would earn.
“That’s settled, but…” Zhang Ting cautioned, “Although male treasure has no side effects, you can’t take too much.
No more than two pills at a time, and no more than four in a month.
Everything should be in moderation, you know what I mean?”
Jiang Xu explained again, ‘Til explain it to my friend. 1 don’t need them.”
Ah, it’s all male pride wreaking havoc.
“Yes, yes, yes, it’s all for your friend. I’ll have someone deliver it in about an hour.”
After hanging up, Jiang Xu started to look forward to the delivery.
The long-awaited product was finally arriving.
Of course, Jiang Xu wasn’t at the point of relying on this stuff yet.
But sometimes, due to some unforeseen circumstances, one might find oneself not up to the task.
And at those times, having a little help can maintain a man’s confidence and ambition.
“Late-night supper is ready!” An Nuonuo called out to Jiang Xu as she entered the room.
Seeing him grinning from ear to ear, she curiously asked him what was making him so happy.
“You’ll know in a bit,” Jiang Xu teased, winking at her, “Everything I do, I do it for you.”
An Nuonuo:”???”
After supper, An Nuonuo washed the dishes and went to take a shower.
At eleven-forty, a call came in.
The goods had arrived.
Packed in a very large suitcase.
In the middle of the night, with such a big item, inspection was necessary.
In the security room, two men in their fifties were on duty.
Jiang Xu didn’t ask for any special treatment and just honestly opened up the zipper.
“What is this?”
The two uncles were very curious.
“Hehehe, this is good stuff, its medical name is male treasure, nicknamed ‘Wife’s Delight’.”
Jiang Xu winked at the two uncles, “And this thing is completely free of side effects.
Uncles, here’s a box each for you to try.”
“Can it really work?”
“Yeah, I’ve eaten… I mean, my friend has tried many times, but there are always some side effects.”
“It really has none, I’m not lying to you,” Jiang Xu said, opening a box right then and there.
The pills inside were about half the size of an adult’s thumb.
Jiang Xu swallowed two immediately: “See, I’m eating them right now.”
The two uncles discreetly pocketed the boxes in their hands.
“Oh, I don’t need it myself, but I have a friend who might,” one said.
“Yes, yes, yes, I also have a relative with greater needs in that department,” the other added.
Jiang Xu was fully aware of the truth.
Anyway, these matters always end up being blamed on friends and relatives.
Of course, I personally would never have any issues.
By the time he got back to the dorm, Jiang Xu could feel the effects of the pills beginning to kick in.
A warm current swelled up inside his belly, brewing, then erupting, spreading outwards.
In that moment, all Jiang Xu wanted to do was yell at the top of his lungs:
Super Saiyan, transform!
Just then, An Nuonuo came out after her shower.
Wrapped in a bath towel, she was tilting her head, drying her damp hair.
Her body emitted the fresh fragrance of shower gel.
Just out of the bath, her skin was pale with a hint of pink, more beautiful than any piece of art in the world.
“Brother Xu, why is there an extra suitcase at home?”
Jiang Xu: “Inside it is happiness.”
An Nuonuo:”???”
Her mind was full of question marks.
Jiang Xu didn’t have time to explain to her right now.
He only wanted to put into practice true knowledge.
He glanced at the clock, and it was almost twelve.
Three in the morning.
Jiang Xu sat on the edge of the bed, drinking a sip of warm water.
Beside him, An Nuonuo had already fallen asleep.
There were still tear stains on her face.
Jiang Xu could only say one thing, “Men’s treasure, men who’ve used it all agree it’s good.”
Do you know what these past three hours have been like for me?
I’ve nearly lost my skin.
Use with caution, really, use with caution.
After resting for a few minutes, Jiang Xu went to take a shower.
The next morning.
Jiang Xu looked at the still sleeping An Nuonuo and didn’t disturb her.
He quietly went to wash up, had breakfast in the cafeteria, and then brought back a portion for her.
He placed it on the table and went to class.
She would definitely have to take leave from her morning class today.
Sitting in the classroom, Jiang Xu was still savoring last night’s events.
It was truly marvelous.
Zhang Ting was really a talent.
And a really good person.
She developed such a wonderful thing that benefits all men around the world.
He was wondering whether to give some to Fu Yanjie.
But after some thought, he decided against it.
Zhang Yuanyuan is pregnant after all, wouldn’t want to cause a fatality.
Well, it’s not certain, what if Zhang Yuanyuan also belongs to the foodies tribe?
Then he sent messages to his future father-in-law, Lu Chao, Wang Zhang, and others, asking if they wanted any.
With his own assurance, they wouldn’t be suspicious.
And these people also had their own networks.
If they had a good experience, they would naturally promote it.
Eventually, this would create a snowball effect, making the business grow bigger and bigger.
Then, their replies almost made Jiang Xu laugh on the spot.
“I don’t need it, but I have a friend who does, give me some.”
This wasn’t just one person’s reply, but several people gave the same response.
Even the punctuation was the same.
Jiang Xu almost suspected they had all gotten together at the moment.
Ha, man, thy name is insincerity.
Of course, Jiang Xu felt he was an exception.
He was strong, merely experimenting purely for the experience.
After the morning classes, Jiang Xu went to the second-floor canteen to pack meals to eat back at the dorm.
Today they had pan-fried oysters, and he bought several portions.
By now, An Nuonuo should have woken up.
He was particularly hungry today, and he believed An Nuonuo felt the same.
Back at the dorm, Jiang Xu took out his keys to open the door.
But he found it wouldn’t budge.
“Locked from the inside?” Jiang Xu was a bit puzzled and knocked on the door: “Nuonuo, open the door, I’m back.”
The door:
No response.
“Could something have happened?” Jiang Xu’s heart skipped a beat, and his eyes suddenly sharpened.
Just as he was about to break in,
he noticed a small piece of paper sliding out from underneath the door.