Chapter 995: take 1 pill
Chapter 995: take 1 pill
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When I woke up the next day, it was drizzling rain outside the castle.
In the limited memory of Albert coming to Hogwarts, it was always raining in the new term.
He quickly dressed, prepared breakfast for Tom, reached out and rubbed Tom's head, and decided to let the house-elf send the cat to Isobel, so that it could be used as a cat.
"Where are Fred and George?" Albert asked Lee Jordan, who was putting on his shoes. He had just noticed that there were only two of them left in the dormitory.
"Going to put up flyers in the common room," Lee Jordan said with a laugh. "Those guys are really full of energy."
After the two washed up and went downstairs, they found several students standing next to the bulletin board in the common room. They were discussing something in a low voice. Fred and George were smiling and handing out flyers with the latest products they sold. Joke product.
Surprisingly, the most popular is the intellectual candy in the magical candy made by Albert, which is used to improve everyone's energy, intelligence and thinking ability.
However, you need to register in advance, and you also need to pay a deposit to make a reservation.
"I have to remind you that you can't use wisdom candy in exams, especially OWL and NEWT, you will definitely be caught by the invigilator, don't have any luck, but wisdom candy can make you review more effectively, is it? It's worth the price, you can judge for yourself, don't say me..." Fred and George were promoting the effect of this candy and pouring cold water on them, but they still couldn't stop everyone's enthusiasm.
O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. can't cheat, and I didn't say that they can't be used at other times. Ordinary final exams are not so strict. Even if they can't, they can still be used when doing homework.
Hermione looked at the Weasley twins who were giving everyone the wisdom fruit, and then turned to Albert, who was standing quietly watching, and asked, "Aren't you going to stop them?"
"Why stop it?" Albert asked suspiciously.
Hermione suddenly didn't know what to say.
"For them who are preparing to start a business, the NEWT transcript is just a piece of waste paper. Instead of wasting time on it, it is better to take advantage of the remaining time at Hogwarts to pave the way for their future." Albert calmly It speaks of Fred and George's purpose.
"In fact, they are doing it now."
"It's just stealing money!"
Ron walked towards this side and said with envy on his face: "I saw a lot of people who used the wisdom candy, and they went directly to Galleon to book with Fred and George."
"Because they want to cheat with that thing!"
Lee Jordan easily sees through the thinking of those people, "Maybe O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. are easy to check out, but the general final exam is not much of a problem."
"You guessed that they would do that, and they even sold it!" Hermione said angrily, he felt that Fred and George were indulging everyone in cheating at the end of the semester, which was unfair to those students who were serious about reviewing.
"You can't stop people from using a kitchen knife to cut vegetables because a kitchen knife can cut people to death!" Albert asked back: "Have you not used it yourself? Would you use it to cheat? This kind of thing is purely a personal issue. , Besides, don't take the professors for fools."
Hermione was at a loss for words, because Albert was right, she was the first user of the intellect, but she never wanted to cheat by using that thing.
When Hermione looked up, Albert's figure had disappeared.
"What's wrong with Hermione?" Ron asked suspiciously.
"nothing!"
Hermione felt a little lonely and felt immature.
As Albert had told her before, the world was not black and white.
Of course, she understands this.
only…
At this moment, the students in the hall were discussing the scream from last night, and the students who went to bed late also heard Umbridge's shrill scream.
"Umbridge had a nightmare last night." Lee Jordan handed Albert the new semester homework sheet he got from Professor McGonagall. "The Defense Against the Dark Arts class is only on Wednesday morning."
"The curse of the mysterious man is really scary, and it actually starts to take effect now!" Albert put away his homework and said to Lee Jordan: "I still have classes later, you go to the other colleges and ask them to help. Post a notice, I have prepared more plentiful prizes this year."
"What curse?"
"I heard that Umbridge was awakened from a nightmare last night. I guess the curse has begun to take effect." Albert said casually, as if Umbridge really had a nightmare.
"I really don't understand, why Umbridge can't think about it, and he came to Hogwarts to be a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts. Wouldn't it be more comfortable to stay at the Ministry of Magic as the Deputy Minister than to be a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at the school?" Burt's meaning goes on.
"Who knows, maybe Fudge gave her a mission!" Lee Jordan speculated.
"Task?"
"Tasks such as controlling Hogwarts, driving out Professor Dumbledore, and expelling Harry Potter."
"Really?" Shanna looked at Albert.
"She probably wanted to do that. The Ministry of Magic has always wanted to interfere with Hogwarts, and now they finally found a chance." After consuming the food on the plate, Albert took out a handkerchief and wiped the corners of his mouth, "Unfortunately, the layman leads the professional, always make a mess."
"Professor Dumbledore didn't stop him?"
"A lot of people thought he was crazy," Lee Jordan reminded.
"No, I think they're crazy to believe what's in the newspaper instead of what Professor Dumbledore has done for the wizarding world in the past." Shanna felt that the entire wizarding world had become very funny. Can't understand how those people would believe what's in the newspapers.
"Have their brains been caught by the door collectively?"
"Maybe!" Albert shrugged.
He still went to the Ancient Rune class. Although his understanding of Ancient Rune meant that he could not take this class, Albert could still get some inspiration from Professor Bathsheda's lectures, especially If he wanted to weave teaching materials, he had to sort out his thoughts. Sometimes knowing it by himself was completely different from knowing how to teach others.
Over lunch, Fred and George happily announced to Albert that they had received 22 paid orders for the Booster and sold a small number of joke props, which was undoubtedly a great start.
"We plan to launch a night tour package in a while." Fred asked tentatively, "What do you think?"
"Don't worry, this is not a one-time transaction, it's more important to keep the water flowing." Albert reassured the two who were very excited about earning a large sum of Galleons, "Furthermore, it will be difficult for you to make a large sum of money like today. Galleon."
"Because everyone has a limited number of Galleons in their pockets?" George guessed the reason.
"You can sell beauty products to girls, fun little toys to students who like to be mischievous, to students who want to get good grades..." Albert said, looking at the Weasley twins who were listening to him attentively: "The most important thing for you now is to collect the preferences of the students and summarize their preferences. You can even get a list for them to fill out, and give some prizes or discount coupons to students who are willing to fill in the list. This information is very important so that you can In the future, it will be better for them to take out the Galleons in their pockets to buy our products, you do this first, and I will teach you more.”
"I'll make the list, and you'll help me look it up when the time comes." George also felt that Albert's ideas were all right. First, he understood what people wanted and how much purchasing power they had in order to better earn extra money from their pockets. Long.
As for whether a corresponding product can be developed, that is another matter.
"Everyone is very different about why this year's Wizarding Card Tournament started so early."
Seeing that the matter of Fred and George was finished, Lee Jordan also took advantage of the situation and told Albert about the wizard card game.
"Also, we are graduating this semester. What about the heirs?"
"After Luna graduates from school, let the students choose the next position. As long as there are enough benefits in this position, there will be a bunch of students competing for this position." Albert had already thought about what to do. Done, "It doesn't matter if there is a problem. After all, we can't solve everything. I will discuss this with Professor McGonagall later."
In fact, Professor McGonagall didn't really object.
The reason is simple, she is also printed on wizard cards.
Unlike Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall was not included in the Chocolate Frog card, but it would be a good choice if it could appear on the Wizard card.
By the way, Albert has been included in the chocolate frog card. The photo is of Albert wearing a fire dragon suit. He looks very handsome. It is said to be the most popular chocolate frog card among girls.
While discussing with Professor McGonagall the follow-up questions of the Wizarding Card Club, the door of the Transfiguration Office was suddenly knocked on.
"Come in!"
Professor McGonagall looked away from the parchment and looked at Harry Potter who pushed in the door. He couldn't help frowning and asked, "Potter, why don't you go to class?"
"It seems that you offended Umbridge on the first day of school." After seeing Potter, Albert guessed the reason: "I remember having Hermione and Weasley remind you about it."
"I've put up with it, but Umbridge is still deliberately targeting me," Harry said helplessly. "I can't help it."
With that said, Harry handed a piece of parchment to Professor McGonagall. After Professor McGonagall read it, his eyes suddenly became severe.
"So you're yelling at Professor Umbridge?"
"There's no professor," said Harry calmly. "I've been on sedatives, so how could I yell at her."
"Sedatives?" Professor McGonagall was a little confused, obviously not understanding what Harry Potter meant.
"Yes, a special tranquilizer!" Harry took out a bottle from the pocket of his robe. "Eat one, and you can calm down completely. I think you need to calm down when facing Umbridge."
"You said she was a liar?"
"Just to discuss the truth with her a little bit, but Umbridge couldn't tell me, so she was a little embarrassed." Harry shrugged innocently.
"I remember reminding you not to argue with her." Albert said suddenly.
"I know, but there are some things I can't deny, or the Ministry of Magic will start hyping me up as a liar and use it to attack, beat Dumbledore, and turn me into a joke by the way."
"You're already a joke," Albert reminded.
"I know, but...they'll be the laughing stock soon," Harry said nonchalantly. "I never thought Voldemort would be on his own. Then it's my turn to see them laugh."
Hearing Harry calling Voldemort's name, Professor McGonagall's heart tightened, and she continued to ask, "So, you told her that the devil who can't even mention his name is back?"
"They just want me to deny it, but I can't hold back on this one."
"Potter, you need to be careful." Professor McGonagall put down Professor Umbridge's note, looked at Harry very seriously, and reminded: "A conflict with Umbridge will cost you more than the Academy. Deductions and confinement are much more serious.”
"I know." Harry looked at Albert and said something that shocked Professor McGonagall: "So, I'm thinking we'll just kick her out of the school, I heard she's already starting to be cursed by Defence Against the Dark Arts. influence."
Professor McGonagall stared at Harry Potter with wide eyes, never expecting such words to come out of the other's mouth.
"Umbridge just wanted to discredit me, drive out Dumbledore, and take the position of Headmaster." Harry told the truth calmly, "but she unfortunately became a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, and everyone knows this position. Professors are usually less fortunate."
"Because of the You-Know-Who's curse," Albert added, "as long as You-Know-Who is alive, the curse of that position will not go away."
"how do you know?"
"I have studied curse magic, and I can probably guess how it works," Albert said.
"You really should be a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor." Harry said with emotion.
"Can I think you're cursing me to die quickly?"
"If it were you, we would have learned a lot of useful knowledge." Harry made no secret of his disgust for Umbridge, "that guy is just a piece of garbage. He competes with Lockhart. When he lectures, I feel like I'm in the history of magic."
"That's really bad." Albert nodded. "After all, you are a layman. You can't expect Umbridge's excellent teaching level."
The expression on Professor McGonagall's face was a little stiff when two students judged a new professor so brazenly in front of him.
Are you going too far.
"Is there anything you can do?" Harry asked.
"You can secretly reveal to Umbridge that Dumbledore has a secret base in the Forbidden Forest, which is suspected to be the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix." Albert made up a story casually, "Then, guide her to the Eight-Eyed Giant. In the spider's lair, let these two evils harm each other."
"Mr. Anderson, this is not interesting at all." Professor McGonagall glared at Albert, who was making a fool of himself.
"I think this plan is feasible. Maybe she will go over and let those giant spiders eat it." Harry nodded seriously and said, "Even if it fails, it doesn't matter. Let the Ministry of Magic play with the group of eight-eyed giant spiders. It is better than Keep staring at us."
"You can also tell Umbridge that Dumbledore has a way to get those tarantulas to follow his orders." Albert continued: "Hagrid made those tarantulas, Dumbledore. You can give Hagrid an order, indirectly ordering the group of eight-eyed giant spiders to be fine."
"Enough, you two!" said Professor McGonagall weakly. She had never imagined that two students would be ready to frame a Hogwarts professor in front of her?
"The group of eight-eyed spiders in the Forbidden Forest will be a disaster if they arrive late, and Hagrid is too concerned about those things. It would be a good way to clean them up with the hands of the Ministry of Magic, and let them do something for Hogwarts. It's also a good thing." Albert thought for a while and then said to Harry: "However, Hagrid will definitely be very angry when he finds out, you have to take the blame for yourself!"
The muscles on Harry Potter's cheeks twitched slightly, and he finally nodded earnestly in agreement.
Then he asked: "How did we leak the news to Umbridge?"
"Umbridge will surely give you Veritaserum one day."
"It is illegal to use Veritaserum on people," Professor McGonagall reminded feebly.
"Professor, you underestimate the integrity of politicians. If necessary, Umbridge can even use Cruciatus on students. What is Veritaserum?" Albert reminded, "Well, someday she Please have a drink, maybe that's it."
"Then what should I do?" Harry asked.
"When the time comes, you can take the antidote of Veritaserum, pretend that you are in Veritaserum, and leak the news to her." With that, Albert waved his wand and turned out a small medicine bottle and gave it to Ha "There are three pills in it, and taking one at a time will relieve the effects of the Veritaserum," Leigh said.
"Close the confinement!" Professor McGonagall could only take out the big killer.
No way, Albert even took out the antidote for Veritaserum.
"Professor, we're just joking," Harry said, putting away the antidote.
"You're not joking," said Professor McGonagall, glaring at Harry. "And Umbridge sent you to confinement."
"I know." Harry turned his head and asked Albert, "If it were you, what would you do?"
"You can try to cast an oblivion spell on her to make him forget about your confinement." Albert said gently: "If you don't understand, I suggest you go to Granger, I think she should know how to use oblivion. curse."
"I really shouldn't be arguing with her about silly questions, I should have just let her get out of Hogwarts," Harry muttered.
"For God's sake!" Professor McGonagall straightened his glasses angrily. "Hogwarts is bad enough now."
"Professor, you should get used to it, the situation at will get worse, the Ministry of Magic will definitely use other means to interfere with the school, and Umbridge will sooner or later drive out Headmaster Dumbledore to become the new Headmaster, this is her One of the reasons to come to Hogwarts," Albert reminded.
"Then what about my confinement?"
Harry is considering the feasibility of Albert's proposal, but he is not Albert, and he certainly can't be as perfect as Albert. If there are flaws, he should be out of luck.
"You can go to Umbridge to experience the pain first, and you are considering whether to implement those plans." Albert got up and prepared to leave, "Don't worry about these professors, this is destined to be a ridiculous semester, you will soon find out At this point, it's better to put your mind right and watch Umbridge's fun."
"Okay, confinement, **** it. I'm leaving the professor first, I think Anderson is right, there's really no need to be too polite with a guy like that!" Harry also stood up, ready to join Albert When leaving, noticing the dark-faced Professor McGonagall, he took out the medicine bottle from his pocket and poured a tranquilizer for Professor McGonagall.
"Professor, take one, you'll be able to figure it out soon." Harry turned and left, leaving Professor McGonagall staring at the pill in a daze.
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