The Art of Chaotic Divinity

Chapter 337: Not Worthy to Even Carry the Shoes of a Divine Beast!

Chapter 337: Not Worthy to Even Carry the Shoes of a Divine Beast!

"Mr. Ling... this black donkey..."

Yue Yunlan was utterly shocked. She couldn't believe that a black donkey—or rather, a talking black donkey—seemed to be as powerful as her father!

"Black donkey?"

The despicable donkey bristled at the words "black donkey," immediately jumping three feet into the air. Staring at Yue Yunlan, it yelled, "You are the donkey! Your whole family are donkeys! You ugly wretch, how dare you call this divine beast a donkey? I am a noble divine donkey!"

Yue Yunlan's mouth twitched. She honestly had never considered wanting to be a donkey.

Besides, wasn't a divine donkey still a donkey?

Qiao Qiao, seeing someone bullying her lady, immediately put her hands on her hips and stormed up, angrily saying, "You are a black donkey! Can't you look in a mirror? Those big front teeth, long ears, and hooves—you're clearly a donkey pretending to walk like a human. Why don't you just fly?"

"Woof, woof, woof! You even uglier wretch, how dare you!"

The black donkey was so angry that it started barking like a dog. If it weren't for Ling Feng, it would have definitely given these two women a faceful of "gold."

"You're clearly a donkey, but you bark like a dog. Are you a donkey or a dog? Hey, what on earth are you?"

Qiao Qiao, with her sharp tongue, was not intimidated by the despicable donkey and continued to argue fiercely.

"Argh!" The black donkey was so angry that its mane stood on end. It glared viciously at Qiao Qiao. "You’re uglier than a sow! If you weren't so hideous, I, the divine beast, would have salted you and eaten you!"

"Alright, alright."

Ling Feng, with a darkened expression, quickly pulled the black donkey away while forcing a smile. "Qiao Qiao, this is a spirit animal I've formed a pact with. You can just call it the despicable donkey."

"Nonsense! Call me Lord Divine Donkey!"

The despicable donkey immediately protested.

"Sure thing, despicable donkey. No problem, despicable donkey," Qiao Qiao deliberately teased, making the despicable donkey hop madly with rage.

Lord Divine Donkey, who had dominated every despicable encounter and was invincible in insults, had finally met its match. Qiao Qiao could even outwit it in a verbal spat.

While this heated exchange took place, the poor Lin Demon Princess lay on the ground, completely immobilized by the oppressive aura of the half-step demon emperor. It was unable to even muster the strength to escape.

"Hmph, I can't be bothered to lower my standards by talking to an ugly wretch like you!"

The despicable donkey crossed its hooves over its chest and turned away. Spotting the Lin Demon Princess, it grinned wickedly. "Well, well, a little dried fish!"

The Lin Demon Princess's eyes twitched wildly. She was, after all, a princess of the Lin Demon Race, and yet this despicable donkey had called her a "little dried fish!"

However, in the presence of a half-step demon emperor, this was no time to talk about dignity.

"Sir... Sir half-step demon emperor, I did not know you were protecting that young master. I have greatly offended you. Please... please have mercy on me. The entire Lin Demon Race would be eternally grateful."

"What demon emperor? A mere demon emperor can't compare to a single hair of this divine beast!" The despicable donkey grumbled unhappily. "If I regained all my strength, a demon emperor wouldn't even be worthy to carry my shoes!"

"Yes... yes..."

The Lin Demon Princess clearly didn't believe it, thinking that this despicable donkey was just bragging. There were only a few demon emperors in the entire Dongling Region, and of course none of them would be unworthy of carrying its shoes, right?

Could it be a demon ruler?

Yet, the Lin Demon Princess had never heard of any demon ruler looking like a black donkey.

Still, she didn't dare question the black donkey and cautiously said, "Lord Divine Donkey, if you spare my life, I am willing to offer you all my wealth."

"Ha, what treasures could you possibly have?"

The black donkey snorted, a puff of white mist escaping its nostrils. Then, it noticed the treasured item in Lin Demon Princess's hand and grinned. "That orb of yours looks interesting. Give it to this divine beast, and you can leave!"

"Yes!"

The Lin Demon Princess gritted her teeth hard. The black donkey sure knew how to pick; it wanted the sacred relic of the Lin Demon Race!

However, to save her own life, she had no choice but to hand over the Star Shining Pearl.

With a flick of its hoof, the black donkey snatched the Star Shining Pearl and swallowed it in one gulp. Then, it smirked and said, "Alright, you can get lost now."

"Th-thank you, Lord Divine Donkey."

The Lin Demon Princess, feeling as if she had been pardoned, scrambled away without daring to look back.

She had already concluded that Ling Feng must be a mysterious offspring of the Three-Headed Demonic Jiao clan, disguised as a human to carry out some secret mission in the human realm.

Otherwise, if he were truly human, how could he possibly spare a member of the demon race?

The despicable donkey itself was also a part of the demon race, so naturally, it wouldn't annihilate other demons.

"Despicable donkey, why did you let that Lin Demon Princess go?" Qiao Qiao frowned and asked.

"Hmph, do you think you can question the actions of this divine beast?" The despicable donkey waved a hoof at Qiao Qiao, clearly annoyed. "You ugly wretch, stop talking to this divine beast!"

"Ling Feng, look at your spirit pet! It's so ill-mannered!" Qiao Qiao complained angrily to Ling Feng.

Ling Feng shrugged. "I can't control this despicable donkey either. Besides, letting the Lin Demon Princess go doesn't really harm us. We didn't lose anything, right?"

"Hmph, only you would think that way. Humans and demons are sworn enemies," Qiao Qiao muttered.

"Oh? So, does that mean that this divine beast should kill you?" The black donkey's eyes flashed coldly as it glared at Qiao Qiao.

The half-step demon emperor's aura instantly made Qiao Qiao tremble, nearly causing her to collapse.

Perhaps, even the despicable donkey itself didn't realize it had a deep-seated bias towards the demon race.

It was the first time Ling Feng had seen the black donkey so fierce. He patted its shoulder and said calmly, "Alright, black donkey, Qiao Qiao didn't mean it that way."

"Ha!" The black donkey's expression changed instantly as it burst into laughter. "Kid, you were fooled by this divine beast! With my lofty realm, how could I get angry at an ugly human girl who's even worse than a sow? Qua qua qua qua..."

The black donkey laughed so hard that it sounded like a duck quacking.

Ling Feng was speechless. The despicable nature of this donkey always caught people off guard.

"Alright, thanks for your help. You can go now. I'll call you if I need anything." Ling Feng said coolly.

To be honest, he didn't think having this despicable donkey around all the time was a good thing. If the donkey discovered Yan Cangtian's medicinal herb garden, given its greedy nature, it would surely devour all the spirit herbs.

Ling Feng had no doubt about that.