The Cannon Fodder Turns His Sister Into A Soaring Phoenix

Chapter 254 - The Protagonist Has Been Touched

In the large yard in front of the main house, dust was floating in the air and broken bricks and tiles were scattered all over the ground.

Yun Jiujiu, wearing a long blue dress, was panting heavily, and her slightly curly blond hair was blown up in all directions around her head due to anger.

On the other hand, Feng Yu Die in a shirt was in a sorry state as if she had just come out from underground. She was covered in dust all over, with a few small holes in her clothes and chips and debris everywhere around her.

"What happened?!"

Yun Yiyi came running with Ye Anping from the gate. When she saw the mess in the courtyard, she stopped in her tracks as her face turned blank, having no idea what was going on.

Ye Anping, who was following her, felt the same. He could only see that Feng Yu Die seemed to have been kicked out of the house by Yun Jiujiu. There was even a hole in the shape of her body on the wall of the main hall.

Yun Jiujiu glanced at the two people who had rushed to the scene, wiped her nose with her thumb, and picked up an iron rod from the ground, dashing straight toward Feng Yu Die.

"You motherfucker!!!"

"Hey?! Jiujiu! Calm down! Hey---"

Boom---

Feng Yu Die turned sideways to dodge, and the iron rod in Yun Jiujiu's hand almost grazed her chest and hit the ground, sending bricks and stones flying. Even Yun Yiyi, standing at the door, was shaken and had to take a step back to regain her balance.

"Young Master Ye, quickly go and stop them."

Yun Yiyi hurriedly shouted, seeing Yun Jiujiu swinging the iron rod toward Feng Yu Die again.

Ye Anping did not hesitate and immediately flashed between Yun Jiujiu and Feng Yu Die. However, because the storage bag was with his sister, he had no choice but to pick up another iron rod from the ground and block the attack against Feng Yu Die. The force of the blow made his arm ache.

Seeing that Ye Anping stopped her, Yun Yiyi also stepped forward and ran behind Yun Jiujiu, reaching around her waist with both hands and lifting her up from the ground.

"Let me go!! I'm going to kill this lying bastard!!!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?! Are you drunk?" Yun Yiyi looked confused as she retorted loudly. "That's Master Feng; didn't you want to follow him and leave the Sword Sect to open a restaurant?"

"Open my ass!! This... cough cough--" Yun Jiujiu choked on her own saliva, and coughed several times before blurting out, "Cough-- She's a fucking sissy!!"

?

Yun Yiyi blinked and shifted her gaze to Feng Yu Die, who was now cowering behind Ye Anping, but she didn't feel too surprised.

She had previously felt that there was something wrong with this "Feng Yu", especially in terms of gender, but Yun Jiujiu kept saying good things about him, so she simply decided to ignore it, as it wasn't really a big deal anyway.

After hearing Yun Jiujiu's words, Ye Anping slowly turned his head to look behind him, his eyes questioning: You've been exposed?

Grasping Ye Anping's waist, Feng Yu Die poked her head out to look at Yun Jiujiu with an embarrassed face. Noticing that Ye Anping was looking at her, she returned a guilty look: I... I really know nothing...

"..."

Ye Anping felt somewhat helpless. Why did so many unexpected things happen today?

Fortunately, he had actually anticipated that Feng Yu Die would be exposed. In fact, he could say that her ability to last at Yun Jiujiu's place for so long had exceeded his expectations.

Ye Anping pondered for a moment, then decided to try to salvage the situation and politely asked in return, "Second Miss, how can Mr. Feng be a woman? Have you been dreaming? You drank so much yesterday..."

"What fucking dream!! I touched her three times!!" Yun Jiujiu shouted. "She doesn't even have a birdie! If you don't believe it, touch it yourself, it's just a crack..."

Yun Yiyi, who was holding Yun Jiujiu, looked embarrassed when she heard this, while Ye Anping was speechless.

He wanted to see if he could fix anything, but since Jiujiu figured it out by touching, there was no way to do it.

Therefore, he stepped to the side and looked at Feng Yu Die, "Mr. Feng, can you explain? What's going on here? Why are you dressed as a man?"

"..."

Weren't you the one who told me to do this?

Feng Yu Die squirmed, not knowing how to explain. She could only look pitifully at Ye Anping, hoping he would use his eyes to tell her what to say.

Ye Anping pursed his lips: Just ask her back, what's wrong with me being a girl?

Oh...

Feng Yu Die nodded in understanding and asked, "So what if I'm a girl? I've been drinking with you, practicing with you, and I even helped you out in a crisis... You can't hit me just because I'm a girl."

"Bah!!" Yun Jiujiu spat and cursed. "Then, why didn't you tell me earlier?! I even wrote you a love letter!! I wore a dress for you!! What the hell..."

Seeming really angry, she looked down at her dress and reached out to tear it off.

Seeing that she was about to tear off her clothes, Yun Yiyi immediately grabbed her hand and stopped her. "Second Sister! Alright, alright, don't do this... we're still outside."

"Sob--" Yun Jiujiu sniffed, suddenly feeling aggrieved. "I... ugh-- I trusted her so much and even said to marry her, but it turns out she is a girl..."

"..."

Yun Yiyi saw her cranky second sister show such an expression for the first time and understood that she was probably really hurt, so she comforted her, "Well... isn't a girl pretty good too?"

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Although Ye Anping knew that Yun Yiyi was just trying to comfort her, he was still shocked when he heard these words coming out of her mouth.

Feng Yu Die quickly chimed in."Yes... yes! Isn't a girl pretty good too?"

"Good my ass!!" Yun Jiujiu turned around, wiping her nose, and glared at Feng Yu Die again. "You can't even have a baby!!"

"Ah... why can't you have a baby? The stork can bring it over." Feng Yu Die said in a small voice, blinking.

"..."  "..."  "..."

The cold wind swept through the courtyard, and even the distant chirping of birds stopped at this moment.

Yun Yiyi pondered for a moment before suddenly asking, "By the way, Second Sister, how come you touched her?"

"I just wanted to see how big it was, but who would have thought... Sob--"

"It's okay, it's okay..." Yun Yiyi quickly patted her head to comfort her, but at the same time, she also felt somewhat relieved in her heart. At least her Young Master Ye just couldn't lift it, but he still had it. "Anyway, Feng... Miss Feng saved your life. Even if you can't become a couple, wouldn't it be nice to be friends?"

"Yes, yes! Jiujiu... it's good to be friends."

"Miss Feng, you shut up!" Yun Yiyi glared at her. "Second Sister, go back to the house and calm down. Yun Xi was kidnapped by Zhuang Yan, and the Elders will be here soon."

"...Huh? Yun Xi was kidnapped? When did it happen?"

"Last night... Let's talk inside."

Yun Yiyi glanced at Ye Anping, signaling him to take Feng Yu Die away from there, and then pulled Yun Jiujiu back to the main house, which now had several holes in the wall.

After seeing the two of them leave, Ye Anping turned his head toward Feng Yu Die with a speechless expression. "I have to deduct your reward."

At this, Feng Yu Die felt even more aggrieved. "Eh? This... this really isn't my fault! How was I supposed to know she would take advantage of me while I was sleeping... And what the hell is a birdie?"

?

Ye Anping was stunned for a moment, then frowned and grabbed her face. "You're still asking about this?"

"Ouch... it hurts... I was wrong, I was wrong... can you not deduct my spirit stones?"

"Sigh---" Ye Anping sighed helplessly and turned his head. "Come, I'll tell you what you need to do next."

"Oh..."