The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine

Chapter 154

The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 154

Episode 154 New concept treatment for dystoma (2)

“So, you can brew ‘cow luwak coffee’ with lacquer and drink it?”

“….”

Rakiel smiled broadly.

Sylvia laughed.

She thought.

‘…this fucking meal?’

I almost fired a double curse without realizing it. It had to be that way. This one was serious and serious. He said that his lungs were full of terrible parasites and that he would develop a series of fatal diseases in the future.

I was anxious. I was afraid. I didn’t want to die in vain. So I decided to accept that person’s offer and get treatment. I asked about the treatment. It won’t bother the plants.

‘But what? Uruwak? Lacquer? So, drink water made with cow dung?’

The more I thought about it, the less I could pray.

It was so absurd that I burst out laughing.

“Are you really making fun of me right now?”

The expression was erased from her face. The gaze, which had suddenly become brutal, pressed down on Rakiel’s whole body as if it were going to cut into pieces. I was desperate and serious, but when I thought that it was all a joke, I was filled with anger as cold as ice.

But it was the next moment.

“Do you think I’m joking right now?”

The prince’s voice was stiff as he returned. Thanks to this, Sylvia had to frown one eyebrow without realizing it.

“…what?”

“So, does it sound like I’m making fun of you pointlessly?”

“….”

of course.

I wanted to answer like that. But for some reason, the words didn’t come out. The reason was simple. This was because the crown prince’s eyes and expression as he looked towards us were unexpectedly very serious.

“This is no joke. “You should really try Uruwak coffee.”

“….”

“I don’t have time to play around with you either. I don’t know if you know, but I’m a very time-sensitive person. Even the short time of one day, which is so short that it is embarrassing to even express it with the word ‘a moment’ to you, is incredibly big and precious to me. “But do you think I’m the kind of person who would waste time making fun of you?”

“No, that’s…”

“I know. You might not believe that if you boil cow dung and drink it, you will get better. That would be absurd. It must have sounded like a pseudo-quack. Is that correct?”

Sylvia nodded.

Rachiel said as if she knew everything.

“But it is definitely an effective treatment. Because it’s not just cow dung. “It’s not just a cow that ate poison ivy, it’s the poop of a Minotaur.”

“….”

Shit….

Sylvia suddenly felt like crying. I don’t know why my tears were welling up, but it was even more so because that person was explaining things seriously with a straight face.

But Rachiel was serious.

He was confident in the ‘Uruwak Coffee’ he proposed.

‘of course. Because this isn’t just a prescription based on guesswork. This is because it is the result of advanced information obtained through fishing while consulting with the lung flukes coiled in the elf’s lungs during the course of the pulse examination.’

It was true.

In fact, once in Korea, a patient with lung fluke visited an oriental medicine clinic. At that time, they did not prescribe things like lacquer or cow dung. The prescription he gave at the time was simple. It was ‘Go to the general hospital and get tested.’

It’s completely natural. The simplest and most effective way to treat lung flukes is to go to a hospital rather than an oriental medicine clinic. You can get tested at the hospital, get a diagnosis, and then go to the pharmacy.

‘Then I’ll give you medicine to treat lung flukes. ‘There are medicines called Praziquantel that contain such ingredients.’

Just take the medicine according to the doctor or pharmacist’s prescription. There is no need to do anything more. If you just eat that, it’s really over.

‘But Korean people have a strange peculiarity. Especially the elderly. What if something in your body hurts or feels uncomfortable? First, find something to eat. Foods that are good for enteritis, foods that are good for joints, etc. ‘I keep trying to cure it by eating something.’

That was a really bad habit. It was a very appetizing habit, especially for pseudo-quacks targeting such people.

‘Tsk.’

The same was true for the lung fluke infection patient who visited him at that time. He went to another person who seemed brave and told him about energy and blood therapy, a natural healing method that cleanses the inside of the blood vessels and kills bugs to boost his energy. He was a person who missed a lot of treatment due to receiving such baseless prescriptions.

You shouldn’t do that.

You must keep this in mind.

If there is someone who says they can solve lung fluke, liver fluke, and dystoma with energy therapy or constitutional therapy, they are a fraud. You should easily resist the temptation brought up by such people and run to a large hospital. I emphasize again, you really have to do it.

‘Anyway, the lacquer tree Uruwak coffee I just mentioned is a treatment I would never have thought of in Korea.’

Rakiel smiled wryly without realizing it.

What if someone in Korea offered that kind of treatment to you? A long needle would have been inserted into the top of his head on the spot. No, I might have called the police first. There’s a scammer here. Put handcuffs on him and take him away right away.

But I had no idea that I would be giving this kind of prescription now. But I couldn’t help it. This was because the results of last night’s Jinmaek skill revealed the correct answer.

‘yes?’

He asked inside himself.

The response came back right away.

Ding dong!

[Your five organs and six organs praise the achievement of your lungs.]

[Heart: Really. Our lungs have such a talent?]

[Lungs: Huh… heh… haha]

[Captain: I didn’t know that Brother Lung would catch lung flukes there.]

[Lung chief: No, really. How did you even think of consulting with a lung fluke?]

[Stomach: I honestly never thought lung flukes would have that kind of taste haha]

[Kidney: Who would have expected that haha]

[The lungs that got everyone’s admiration are the faces He blushes profusely and feels proud. Compliments can make even whales dance. So, whenever you want to make someone a b-boy, let’s not give them a compliment, but rather give them a lot of compliments.]

“….”

A bitter smile came out.

Suddenly, I remembered the time I was drinking Sylvia last night. At that time, my lungs performed an unexpected feat.

First, the lungs attempted to interview Sylvia’s lungs. Up to that point, it was the usual process I went through every time I used the pulse skill. But it started after that.

‘Suddenly… completely out of the blue, he started doing a courtship dance.’

The bronchi were seductively tied.

I shook my lungs gently.

I was shocked to see it, but I didn’t know what it was trying to do, so I left it alone. But… Surprisingly enough, that courtship dance really worked!

‘The lung fluke that was lurking in that elf’s lungs was covered in bean pods. Thanks to the courtship dance of the lungs. ‘I’m completely in love with it.’

It was from then on.

Lungpa started consultation(?) with Lung Fluke.

It was a lung fluke that had already reached the highest level of affinity for lungs. He worked hard to provide counseling on his own.

Thanks to this, Lung Fluke’s favorite color, constellation, preferred genre, and future hopes, as well as MBTI and fortune telling, were all revealed on their own. Among such information? Lung flukes were also the thing I hated the most.

‘I said that I dislike the smell of lacquer tree the most, especially urushiol, the main ingredient found in a lot of lacquer.’

I hate it the most in the world. In particular, urushiol, which is ingested and decomposed by herbivores with strong digestive systems, is the most hated. I would rather be a serial killer. He also said that rather than live while smelling the urushiol purified in that way, he would rather run away to the cold outside world and die.

As expected, it was thanks to the advanced information provided by Lung. I was able to think of a treatment that would expel the lung flukes that had coiled up in Sylvia’s lungs.

‘The plant that contains the most urushiol… is sumac. And if it’s a herbivore with a powerful digestive system… is there anyone better than Urus?’

Rachiel’s gaze turned to the side.

There was an Urus rolling around there. The guy was chewing his cud with his stomach facing the sky. It’s probably digesting the sumac that I fed it in the morning.

“Anyway, you can boil and drink the grunt that that guy produces. Of course, it may not be a happy taste, but isn’t that the way medicine that is good for the body is bitter?”

“….”

Rakiel grinned. On the other hand, Sylvia’s wrinkled face showed no signs of clearing up.

Anyway, it’s cow dung. Even Minotaur poop. As soon as I thought about boiling it and drinking it, I started feeling sick. It was terrible. She asked, feeling like she was hanging on a cliff and pleading.

“Hey, I believe all the methods they’re talking about for treating lung flukes, but…”

“Will you do it?”

“Perhaps. “Is there any other way?”

“yes?”

“A different way than boiling cow dung and drinking it.”

“Are you saying you can’t drink water made with cow dung?”

“uh.”

Sylvia nodded vigorously. Rakiel smiled kindly as if he understood everything.

“I guess so. Even if it were me, I wouldn’t willingly drink water made with cow dung. Because it would be terrible. “That’s why I want to tell you something.”

“what?”

“There are other dangers of lung flukes that I couldn’t tell you about earlier because I was afraid you would be too surprised.”

“Other… risks?”

“yes. Have you ever heard of ectopic paragonimiasis?”

“….”

You probably have heard of it.

Sylvia shook her head, feeling faintly anxious. Rachiel’s smile became much kinder. But the words that came out of his mouth were never kind.

“Heterosomnia means that flukes that are supposed to settle in the lungs end up settling in a completely different part of the body. For example, here.”

Rakiel’s hand pointed to Silvia’s stomach.

“Abdominal paragonimiasis refers to the random invasion of flukes into organs in the abdominal cavity. It messes up the inside of the intestines, sticks to the liver, punctures the cyst, and piles up pus in the liver. But sometimes. “Freaks often enter places other than the stomach, right?”

“…Where is it?”

“head.”

“…!”

flinch!

Rachiel’s finger pointed between Sylvia’s eyes. Sylvia’s shoulders shook.

“The worst is cerebral paragonimiasis. A fluke literally gets stuck in your head. But what’s inside your head? It must have a brain. But what happens to a person when a bug tap dances in the brain?”

“What happens?”

“How do you know what’s going on? “It just sucks.”

“….”

“An epileptic seizure, headache, this is just a practice game. More seriously, hemiplegia, hemiplegia, and visual impairment may result in meningitis. But do you know what’s even worse?”

“Is there… again?”

“It starts from the brain, travels through the optic nerve, and enters the eyeball. “Lung fluke.”

“….”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sylvia screamed in her heart without even realizing it. I nodded my head vigorously without realizing it. I will eagerly accept any treatment. I will cooperate.

Thanks to that, that evening, she became the first elf in the proud and long history of the Laurasia continent to slurp and drink Minotaur’s drink.