The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine

Chapter 303

The Crown Prince That Sells Medicine Chapter 303

Episode 303 Wake up, soul of the vampire lord (1)

“My hand is a weak hand~ My hand is a weak hand~ Ehei?ya?ah?ah?ah?”

The tune of the song resounds loudly in the operating room! A magical melody that makes both the singer and the listener feel embarrassed!

However, Rakiel laid the iron plate as always. Shame isn’t important right now. Vampire Lord’s Peanut No, it is much more important to succeed in erectile dysfunction treatment surgery.

With that thought in mind, he concentrated his mind and worked hard on his vocal cords.

Ding dong!

[My hand is activated as Weak Hand (Lv.5).]

[Gently strokes the target’s body to reduce pain. It can provide pain reduction comparable to that of narcotic analgesics.]

[You are stroking the lumbar (L2) region of the current patient: Hildert. When stroking the area, you can select two options of anesthesia style.]

[?: Local anesthesia around the lumbar spine (L2)]

[?: Spinal anesthesia through lumbar nerve anesthesia]

[Please select the desired anesthesia option. .]

‘No. 2 spinal anesthesia!’

Rakiel chose without hesitation.

The response came immediately.

Ding dong!

[Patient: Hildert’s spine has been successfully anesthetized.]

[Patient: Hildert’s lower body has lost sensation.]

“…Hmm?”

Vampire Lord Hildert, who was appreciating the tune of this song with a somewhat embarrassed and confused(?) expression, twitched his eyebrows. Of course, the corners of Raquiel’s mouth curled up when he saw that.

“How is it? “Have you lost feeling in your legs?”

“That’s right. How did they do it? “Is it magic?”

“no. “It’s the latest technology.”

“….”

“Let’s first check to see if the anesthesia has worked well. First, lie down on your back… Sir Gardin? Help me. Okay… tea. Phew. Hildert? Would you like to put both feet up?”

“…Ugh.”

“Are you not moving?”

“I guess so.”

“Then try strengthening your sphincter.”

“….”

“It is a natural inspection and confirmation process.”

“Well, it’s not going well.”

“Fortunately, the. “The anesthesia went well.”

“is it. “This is a bit of a surprising and embarrassing experience.”

“It’s natural. “Because I was anesthetized.”

Rakiel was relieved and smiled. I was skeptical because the constitution of a vampire is different from that of a human, but the anesthetic(?) worked well. Besides, there was one more reason why he felt relieved.

‘Whew, that’s a relief. It’s a good thing I raised the skill level of my weak hands. Otherwise, spinal anesthesia would have been impossible, and in the end, local anesthesia would have had to be applied to the surgical area. To apply local anesthesia… I would have had to stroke it and sing… Damn it, don’t think about it.’

Rachiel shook off the truly terrible thoughts that suddenly came to mind. He then poked Lord Hildert’s legs and soles of his feet to confirm the anesthesia again.

The result was perfect.

I was satisfied.

‘The spinal anesthesia worked well.’

Spinal anesthesia, which is performed in hospitals, is much more complicated and has side effects. This is because, rather than stroking like now, the method involves inserting a needle into the spinal cord and injecting an anesthetic solution.

‘That’s why there are side effects. The most common side effect is that the cerebrospinal fluid leaks slightly due to the injection needle, resulting in a slightly smaller amount of cerebrospinal fluid than usual, which causes the brain to descend downward. Thanks to this, I have to suffer from a headache for a few days that I can’t even take medicine for.’

In addition, you may suffer from side effects such as nerve damage, back pain, infection, and hematoma. But now? How peaceful and beautiful it is to just have to sing an embarrassing song while stroking it!

“Anyway, the anesthesia is over. “Lord.”

“is it. “It was quite embarrassing, though.”

“What’s the latest technology?”

“Right. “Then please do me a favor.”

“yes. “Leave it to me.”

Hildert took a reverent posture on the operating table, with his hands folded over his chest. And then the pants came off. The surgical site was clearly exposed. At that moment, everyone gathered in the operating room held their breath for a moment.

The sense of wonder that comes from the historical realization that they may be the first medical staff in history to see the Vampire Lord’s place!

I don’t know…

“Now focus now. “Let’s get started.”

The surgery has begun.

Sir Gardin picked up the scalpel.

It was the cutting, or rather the scalpel, of Lord Cardin, who had already shone brightly since his participation in the Civil War in Amboise. now? Ilchiwoljang has developed further than at the time. This was thanks to not only the civil war in Amboise, but also the painstaking surgery of large and small surgeries every day at the Detached Oriental Medicine Clinic.

Swish swish.

The scalpel moved lightly and cut into the skin of the Vampire Lord’s scrotum. Of course, there was no bleeding at all. Because the Vampire Lord is a member of the Jinhyeol clan, there is no blood pressure or blood. Therefore, the difficulty of the surgery was significantly easier than that of the average patient.

“Incision complete.”

Cheek!

Rachiel, who was in charge of assisting the surgery, handed over the next tool.

It was from then on.

The Vampire Lord’s peanut(?) surgery proceeded without hesitation. The left scrotal epidermis was incised and a small space was created between the exposed testicles (testis) and epididymis (epididymis). There was no transplant where a mini heart was placed.

The mini heart was connected to the blood vessels of the genitals. There was no need to touch anything else. In fact, blood vessels entering the corpus cavernosum and corpus spongiosum, which play an important role in erection, were directly connected to the mini heart.

Thanks to this, a small closed circulatory system that circulates only the cavernous tissue and the mini heart is completed!

“The blood vessel suturing has been completed, Your Majesty.”

“good. As expected, Sir Gardin. good job.”

Rachiel examined Rod’s surgical site in detail. Because there was no bleeding, it was very convenient to check the status of the sutures with the naked eye. Of course, I didn’t forget to check with acupuncture point scanning to prepare for any mistakes.

Ding dong!

[Acupuncture point scanning is activated.]

[Only single-target scanning is possible because the scanned target does not have hemoglobin-based blood.]

[Lock-on is complete.]

Jeeeeee-!

A peek into the Vampire Lord’s place through acupoint scanning!

Rachiel examined the state of the blood vessels being sealed. We also checked to see if any blood vessels leading from the corpus cavernosum to the body were missed.

‘You shouldn’t miss anything. All remaining blood vessels that are not connected to the mini heart must be tied off to prevent them from communicating with the body. Otherwise, the artificial blood used for erection will leak into the body.’

You shouldn’t do that.

It is a mini heart equipped to be used only for penile erection. The amount of blood that can be circulated is of a size and output that can cover only the area around the scrotum and penis. But what if the artificial blood spreads throughout the body? Can not be done. An erection will fail due to insufficient output and insufficient blood volume.

‘Then it would be the same as trying to cool a 500 pyeong mansion with a wall-mounted air conditioner with an output of just 5 pyeong.’

It was to prevent such a situation. I checked it thoroughly. Fortunately, there didn’t seem to be anything missed.

“good. Next is artificial blood injection. anise?”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

Head nurse Anis came out holding a syringe. It was an item equipped with an injection needle that had recently been specially ordered from a dwarven blacksmith in the imperial palace. It contained artificial blood that would strengthen the Vampire Lord’s body.

“I will inject artificial blood.”

Pook.

A sharp needle pierced Rod’s mini heart in his scrotum. Soon, special artificial blood mixed with chimera and human blood created with the help of court wizard Sir Janetis was injected into the mini heart.

‘good. The capacity is just right.’

Mini-heart and blood vessels of the corpora cavernosa. Those areas were adequately filled with artificial blood.

But even so, there was no change in the Vampire Lord’s place on the outside. It was natural. Because the nerves are not connected. Because the circulation of mana is not reaching there. Because you have to do it yourself.

“Okay then, let’s suture it. Sir Gardin?”

“Yes, I will suture you.”

Sir Gardin’s sewing skills shone. The opened nut of the vampire rod was neatly sutured.

And then Rachiel came forward. Holding both hands full of white thorns, he began to dial the hour mark.

The first acupuncture point was the Cheonghoehyeol (???) of the foot and yangdam meridian (?????). The area is between the small bead of cartilaginous bone in front of the ear and the condylar process of the mandible. This is the exact spot where you can feel the jaw joint moving when you open and close your mouth.

Tot!

“…!”

Lord Hildert flinched.

He couldn’t understand.

I was suppressing my shame as I was undergoing the surgery, but I felt a little relieved because I thought the surgery was going well… But suddenly, a thorn stuck in my face that seemed to have nothing to do with the surgery. It was absurd.

“What are you doing now?”

“I inherit the throne… no, I am connecting my nerves and mana there.”

“what?”

“It’s the latest technology.”

Tot tot! Tot!

Subsequently, thorns were inserted one after another into the Hyeonri acupoint on the side of the head, the Yeonmuhyeol under the armpit, and the Ochu acupoint on the side of the pelvis.

In the meantime, Rachiel monitored the flow of mana in the Lord’s body through acupuncture point scanning.

‘good. It’s working well.’

The mana that originally flowed through the Lord’s body. The amount was enormous. It was enough to surpass most ordinary dragons. But even so, the flow to the penis was completely cut off. Probably because I don’t have anything to write about. That’s probably why the mana didn’t flow.

You have to make it work.

Feeling like a brilliant Internet installation engineer, he focused his efforts to open the mana flow to the penis.

Todo Dot! Dot! Tot!

His hour hand continued without hesitation.

Gokcheonhyeol (???) on the inner surface of the knee, Jokdori acupuncture point (????) near the femoral artery inside the popliteal fossa, and sudden vein acupuncture point (???) at the fold between the thigh and pelvis when the leg is lifted. All the way to the big toe nail root inner surface.

Each time a thorn was lodged in the appropriate area, a new flow of mana was created. The resulting flow gathered near Rod’s penis. Still, I couldn’t reach the penis. It was just hovering nearby, as if it couldn’t reach.

But Rakiel was not embarrassed.

The sea I had already expected.

So I prepared.

The final blow(?).

“I’m going to stab you a little deeper this time.”

“…what?”

Phew!

Without any time to react, the longest thorn so far dug deep into Rod’s perineum. The target was the prostate gland.

“…!”

Rod’s eyes widened.

A strong sense of foreignness felt even though the lower body was anesthetized! But it didn’t end here.

“Lord Janetis? It’s finally Sir’s turn. Lose.”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

Court wizard Sir Janetis, who had been waiting in one corner of the operating room, came out holding a staff. The arrangement of mana was twisted. And it was just before casting the lightning spell.

“for a moment!”

Lord Hildert shouted urgently. With shaking eyes, he glanced sideways at the court wizard and glared at Rachiel.

“Speaking of lightning magic, what are you trying to do now?”

“I’m trying to fire lightning magic.”

“So what about lightning magic?”

“I want to touch Lord’s prostate.”

“…what?”

“That way, dribbling near the penis… or rather, the flow of induced mana will be completely connected.”

“Do we really have to do this?”

“yes. “It’s the latest technology.”

“I’m sorry I embarrassed you earlier when you were under anesthesia. “I sincerely apologize.”

“No, thanks. “It has nothing to do with that, so there’s no need to do this.”

“still… “The thing about supporting it with electricity is…”

“You said it’s something that doesn’t work anyway, so you can cut it or attach it as you wish.”

“You didn’t say anything, right?”

“It’s the same as what you said.”

“why?”

“You wrote it before the surgery, right? “Surgery consent form.”

“huh?”

“This is the consent form for surgery. The document you filled out earlier. “It said that everyone agreed to the surgical procedure.”

“….”

“So, you will support it? Sir Janetis?”

“Now wait a minute….”

Partzijic!

Before the Vampire Lord’s urgent words were even finished, a million volts were fired!

Powerful lightning magic went through the thorns. The prostate that touches the tip of the thorn is freshly fried and fried. Rod’s eyes widened. An involuntary scream escaped his mouth.

“Uyagyaggggakkdaaaalgya-!”

At the very moment when the Lord’s back arched like a bow with a loud scream, the powerful flow of mana finally connected with the penis.

The 63 Building stood tall in the operating room.