The Devil’s love

Chapter 76 - Boring Face

Meli slapped her forehead and helplessly shook her head. "Ahhh you just successfully ruined sausages for me."

Ning helplessly shook her head and sighed. "Nothing happened, the sausage wasn't even made or maybe it was but my Aunt Flo wrecked everything." ? ?

"WHAT?" Nuying and Meili shouted in unison.

"How did that happen?" Nuying asked.

"What do you mean by how? Doesn't that happen every month?" Meili asked.

Nuying sighed and nodded her head. "Yes it does but why yesterday? Ahhh that stupid aunt ruined my baby's first night."

Ning pouted her lips and nodded her head. "It did."

"Ahhh when you finally think you'll get a taste of it after five years, BAM your periods takes it away from you."

Meili chuckled and said, "Well, she did get a taste of him several times five years ago so it's kinda okay. She can wait for seven days more for a wild love making session. Right Ning?"

Ning puffed her cheeks and complained. "I don't have a choice girls. I have to wait for another seven days."

"How sad and annoying." Nuying said.

…..

Inside Yichan's bedroom.

"Honey five minutes." Yichan groaned.

Tickling his ear with his handkerchief once again, Guiren chuckled.

"Babe please, two minutes." Yichan groaned once again.

Covering his mouth with his hand, Guiren muffled. When he entered the room, he saw Yichan mumbling something in his sleep and smiling to himself. He then decided to play a little prank with him. Tickling his ear with a handkerchief, he kept teasing him thinking that he would wake up and grumble but who would've thought that Yichan would start acting all spoiled like a kid instead.

When Guiren tried to tickle Yichan's ear for another time, the latter grabbed his wrist and pulled him towards himself.

Guiren widened his eyes in shock and screamed. "Ahhhh what the fuck dude."

Yichan, who was expecting a soft and sweet squeal or giggle from his wife, frowned when he heard a crow-like scream.

"What the fuck dude?" Guiren shouted his lungs out when Yichan wrapped his arms around his waist.

"Aahhhhhhh." Yichan screamed and kicked Guiren out of his bed.

Guiren groaned when his butt landed on the cold floor.

"What the-What are you doing here?" Yichan shouted when he saw his friend's boring face instead of his wife's beautiful one.

Rubbing his butt, Guiren hissed, "Fuck man, why the hell did you push me so hard? What would've happened if I actually fractured my ass?"

Yichan gritted his teeth and yelled, "What the hell are you doing here early in the morning? And where is my wife?"

Guiren frowned and placed his name on his hip. " Oh so now that you are married, you don't wanna see me? What happened to 'GUIREN PLEASE WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING' thing?"

Running his fingers through his hair, Yichan got down from the bed. "If I have to see your boring face over and over again, where are the perks of getting married? I wanted to see my beautiful wife's face and-" pointing towards Guiren's face, Yichan added, "Not this."

Guiren gritted his teeth and shouted, "You-I have a very handsome face okay? Women die to earn a smile from his handsome face."

Walking towards the washroom, Yichan chuckled, "Yeah and Meili will kill you if she hears this. Do you want me to tell her that you actually care about women who die for your smile?"

Throwing the pillow at him, Guiren gritted his teeth, "You dare."

"Seriously why are you here?" Yichan asked.

"Meili and Nuying wanted to meet Ning so I brought them here. They are downstairs happily chatting. And I am sure that you did not check the mail that I sent you right?" Guiren asked.

When Yichan did not say anything, Guire sighed. "As expected from our new lover husband. So basically Kailos has many underhanded businesses, drug dealing, illegal ammunition supply, illegal properties and he is also into a prostitution business."

Yichan raised his eyebrows and chuckled. "Is this man not scared of anyone?"

Guiren smirked and said, "Well, his underhanded businesses actually doubled from the last time we had checked on him."

Yichan sighed and helplessly shook his head. "Just when I thought I'd let them stay in peace."

"Well, your mother called me many times yesterday. She wanted to know whether the news about you and Ning getting married is true or not. I told her that it is but she wanted to talk to you."

Yichan frowned and asked, "Why haven't you blocked her yet?"

"She calls from a different number every time. It's difficult to know so I stopped blocking." Guiren explained.

"Just let her be for now, we'll deal with her accordingly."

"Hmm okay, I'll be waiting for you downstairs."

...

Living room.

"Oh God Nu, how did that happen? And when?" Meili asked before bursting into laughter.

Nuying chuckled and helplessly shook her head. "Don't even ask, it was a weird first time experience. And what experience? I was super drunk. I can't even describe how it was."

Ning helplessly shook her head and sighed. "I cannot believe that your first time is actually a one night stand."

Nuying took a deep breath and nodded her head. "I know right? I don't know what to say but I don't want to see him again."

Meili chuckled and asked, "You don't wanna see him because the sex wasn't so good or because you actually robbed that man and left?"

Bursting into laughter, Ning said, "Ahhh poor guy."

Nuying pouted her lips and defended herself, "Hey, I had no choice okay? I did not have any cash. I lost my bag remember? And besides that guy was fucking rich. He had so many cards and only big notes in his wallet. I am sure he didn't mind."

"Was it really that bad?" Ning asked.

"Honestly, it wasn't that bad. I think just like me, he was inexperienced as well. We both had a pretty good time together but as I said, we both were super drunk so it's hard to tell how it actually felt like."

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