The Empress's Gigolo

Chapter 522 - A Hero Wandering Around with Three Sticks

Chapter 522: A Hero Wandering Around with Three Sticks

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Unlike those people in the south who were full of funny ideas, it was calm and peaceful in the aboriginal camp.

The empress sent the winged cavalry to open up a path on the hill formed by the collapsed mountain so that their soldiers could march through.

As long as there weren’t too many rocks blocking the road, there was no need for the road to be that smooth.

This kind of job was easily handled by the winged cavalry.

A few baihu from the Rearguard Commandery were also dispatched to investigate.

Plus, there was an additional man in the camp who could smash a mountain with just a strike.

Even the ordinary soldiers heard about this man who had such an ability.

Li Fu’s ability to smash a mountain with one strike was vividly described by some people, and the scene of the landslide was witnessed by many people. As a result, the fame of Li Fu spread throughout the camp.

Furthermore, this was powerful proof of his status as the most powerful expert in the world and cemented his legendary aura.

In the camp, Ren Baqian was sitting in front of the empress’s tent looking gloomy.

If only he could master Li Fu’s skills, then his days of being beaten up by the little lolita would be over.

“Sir Ren, where is my stun baton?” Ning Caichen was sitting nearby and looked very beautiful and charming.

“Please wait. I will give it to you in a few days.” Ren Baqian waved him away as if he was waving away a fly. He then continued to imagine the carnage he would inflict once he had mastered Li Fu’s “Godly Strike.”

Indeed, “Godly Strike” was the name given by Ren Baqian.

In certain aspects, it was similar to “Godly Finger.”

One was directed against the fatal spot, while the other was directed against the G spot.

Having driven Ning Caichen away, Ren Baqian turned to look at the empress, who was sitting inside the tent. She appeared as if her soul was wandering around.

The empress seldom looked like this. It seemed like the power of Li Fu’s strike had given her a big blow.

One was the fourth most powerful expert in the world, whereas the other was the most powerful expert in the world. The empress was shocked by the huge gap between her and Li Fu. How could a proud person like the empress accept this?

“Your Majesty, how about going back to relax?” asked Ren Baqian as he went into the tent. “The path will take at least two days to clear.”

“You can go back. I have some matters to consider.” The empress waved her hand.

“Alright.” Ren Baqian glanced at the empress. It looked like the empress was thinking of changing her homebody lifestyle in order to catch up with her rival.

Seeing that the empress was no longer paying any attention to him, Ren Baqian immediately disappeared from the tent.

That evening, a refreshed looking Ren Baqian appeared in the empress’s tent with two big bags.

Although the empress wasn’t by his side, he was able to go rampaging in many places due to his capabilities as a Man Wheel expert.

He did many interesting things during these three days.

For example, he dumped the heads of some stubborn fools into a toilet and used his gun to blow apart some people’s buttocks…

He was beginning to like this lawless country. In this chaos, he could do whatever he liked based on his power, and he relished it.

This was unlike his nation, where he had to abide by the law and stay disciplined all the time.

In the darkness of the tent, the radiant looking Ren Baqian was immediately kicked out after reappearing inside.

“Put your things outside.” The empress immediately felt better after kicking him out. Shortly after, she put aside the matter that was bothering her for the time being.

Aggrieved, Ren Baqian laid on the ground. Who did he offend? He was instantly kicked after coming back.

The empress should have been in bed by this time…

He carried his things back to his tent.

After dawn, Ren Baqian came out of the tent and saw Ning Caichen looking at him from a short distance away. He was smiling charmingly and made Ren Baqian feel disgusted.

“Where’s the xueke?” Ren Baqian asked.

Ning Caichen took out a palm-sized jade box from his bosom and waved it at Ren Baqian.

Ren Baqian rummaged in his tent for a while and brought out the stun batons, accumulators, and solar energy battery chargers.

The two crouched beside the tent as if they were doing some illicit transaction.

“In any case, we have braved storms together. I will not cheat you. Two stun batons, one solar energy battery charger, and one solar panel. You can wander around the world with just these three sticks!”

One by one, Ren Baqian took the things out from the bag and gave them to Ning Caichen.

“Sir Ren, it’s obvious that there are only two sticks!” Ning Caichen winked at him.

“Cough!” Ning Caichen looked at Ren Baqian with glad eyes that set Ren Baqian’s heart pounding. Ren Baqian quickly recited Amitabha in his heart.

Ning Caichen was getting more and more bewitching after his sex change and was even more attractive than a real woman.

Someone who didn’t know his origins would easily be enchanted by him.

Ren Baqian told Ning Caichen in detail how to use the solar panel to charge the battery. After all, one had to be honest, and if he just gave him one stun baton, it would run out of electricity after one day.

Furthermore, he was somewhat responsible for Ning Caichen becoming this way.

Ren Baqian hoped that these two stun batons would accompany Ning Caichen for the rest of his life.

After explaining everything, Ren Baqian said earnestly, “Replacement is guaranteed, but there is no refund. If there are any problems, come and find me. I will replace the two stun batons for you.”

Ning Caichen was almost tearing up. “If I didn’t know how fierce your wife is, I would definitely pledge to marry you.”

“Forget about pledging to marry.” Ren Baqian waved his hands.

Ren Baqian was halfway through waving his hands when he felt a gust of wind blowing. There was a “pow” sound and then Ning Caichen retreated further and further away.

After the empress blew Ning Caichen away, she gave a snort and turned to leave.

A long time later, Ning Caichen came back with half of his face swollen. He looked subdued and didn’t try to flirt anymore.

Sure enough, one couldn’t afford to seduce a married man.

Ning Caichen threw the jade box at Ren Baqian and poked his own hand with the stun baton. As his whole body trembled, he looked ecstatic.

Then, he jubilantly brought his things back to do his electrotherapy.

After opening the box, Ren Baqian saw a type of blood-red rhizome. It looked similar to ginseng, the stem was slender, and the top part was covered with fine roots.

A fragrant herbal smell came from the box when it was opened and uplifted his spirits.

“Fortunately, the smell isn’t weird.” Ren Baqian went to look for the empress.

“Your Majesty, how do I use this thing?”

“The best way is to decoct it. However, it’s too late to do that now, so just eat it directly. The efficacy should be about 60 to 70 percent,” the empress said after taking a glance.

“Oh.” Ren Baqian didn’t say anymore and opened his mouth to stuff the xueke in.

“It tastes like radish,” Ren Baqian said vaguely as he chewed it.

In less than two minutes, Ren Baqian felt heat coursing turbulently through his body… It was more like a flame than a heat flow.

He felt his body temperature rising continuously, and it felt similar to being soaked in a tub of hot water.

Every inch of his skin was red and fire seemed to be coming out of his eyes.

Sh*t, I’m being cooked! Cooked! Ren Baqian was screaming inside, but nothing came out from his mouth.

The high temperature was making him delirious. Sweat was pouring out from his body like a shower and drenched his clothes in the blink of an eye.

At this time, the empress moved to his back and patted his body more than ten times in order to disperse the flame to other parts his body.

The empress walked toward Ren Baqian to observe him and coolly said, “Throw him into the water.”

While lowering her head, she saw a “tent” that was raised very high.

The empress ground her teeth and felt the impulse to kick him.