Chapter 1377: Explanation!
Chapter 1377: Explanation!
Chapter 1377: Explanation!
Explanation! . . .
The three ladies were all awkwardly speechless.
"What are you talking about? Do you really think you don't need a wife just because you have your weapon?" Jun Yinglian was shocked and angry. "Do you mean your Fierce Saber is as important as your wife? Do you mean you sleep with your weapon instead of a woman?"
Li Wuliang said, "How can a woman be as important as my Fierce Saber. Holding my weapon is much better than holding a woman! Do you really have to ask me this? We both know the answer!"
The conversation was awkward to go on.
They couldn't continue anymore.
If Li Wuliang weren't Cha-Eun Xiao's good friend, Xuan Bing and Jun Yinglian would rush over and beat him up really hard!
Not only Jun Yinglian and Xuan Bing, but the sisters, Yue Shuang and Yue Han, also couldn't endure Li Wuliang's stupidity, either, even though they were still two single women. In fact, the two ladies had made up their mind to challenge Li Wuliang in a fight when they returned to the camp. They would beat him up really badly so that he understood his ignorance!
Even Han Bingxue was shocked. [Holy heavens! I never knew Brother Li was such a tough man like this. This is tough. He is going to piss off all the women in the world. He is going to ascend to heavens soon!]
Nobody knew that Li Wuliang could be so incredibly stupid, speaking out those foolish words.
He was not going to ascend to heavens, but to fight against the heavens!
Xue Danru was angry, embarrassed, and upset. She jumped and raged up, "Li Wuliang, you despicable filthy dog! You… You…"
Li Wuliang was pissed, "Why the hell do you think I am despicable and filthy? How could you say that? I saved your life just now! If I didn't show you mercy in the fight, you would have died! If I didn't save you in time, you would go mad and be weakened in cultivation for sure! After all that I did, you actually shout at me with those vile words! You… You are such a vile woman…"
Xue Danru opened her mouth, staring at him, shaking, gritted out one word, "You…"
"Me? What?" Li Wuliang shouted, "I have fought thousands of battles in my life. I never surrender! I am righteous and honest! Whatever you say, you can't call me despicable and filthy! I won't accept it!"
That was some excellent powerful speech.
Xuan Bing and Jun Yinglian had the same thought—if any of them were Xue Danru, they would beat him up without more useless talks!
The two of them had made up their mind that if Xue Danru attacked, they would help her to fight Li Wuliang, women's enemy!
He did say something unforgivable though!
However, unexpectedly, Xue Danru didn't do anything.
She didn't get mad. In fact, her eyes showed some special lights. She actually softly apologized, "Hmm… I was wrong. I shouldn't call you that. You are not even close to those words…"
Xuan Bing and Jun Yinglian were both shocked.
Yue Shuang and Yue Han just kept their eyes widely open. Apparently, they didn't know how to react either.
[What the hell is going on?]
Han Bingxue was ready to leave to avoid getting involved in the mess, but he was stunned!
[What? Is this real?]
After that, Xue Danru felt the inappropriateness. [How could I suddenly become so soft on him?] So she blushed, and then asked fiercely again, "However, what happened today, you have to give me a fair explanation!"
Li Wuliang was annoyed, said in a deep voice, "It is all about me touching you to save you, isn't it? What explanation do you want? We are all cultivators, experts in cultivation. Don't you know why I would do it? At the very least… I did touch you many times in the fight… The butt, the chest… The… Come on, it wasn't the first time. It only takes one moment for superior cultivators to win a fight. You know what I mean!"
Xuan Bing and Jun Yinglian really couldn't endure hearing more of it.
Yue Shuang and Yue Han had held fists…
[Sister, I really want to rush over and kick him out!]
[I do too, sister!]
Han Bingxue was totally speechless. [Brother Li, you are truly the most shameless, and most idiot among the brothers… I am impressed. I am sincerely convinced. I have to be!]
Xue Danru's face was pale as a piece of paper, but suddenly, her eyes turned red. Holding her sword in hand, she rushed over and shouted, "This is going too far! I am not going to let you get away with this!"
It seemed she was utterly disappointed. She rushed forward like a mad tiger.
Li Wuliang was in a muddle, "Wait… Stop… You crazy woman… Stop… What are you doing? Are you sure? Fight me with your life? You are going to far… Screw it! I am not going to be afraid of you… Come on… I am not afraid! Ouch! You crazy woman… You bite… You… Ouch… Ah! Ah… It hurts…"
He was exclaiming in pain. Xue Danru kept rushing on him, ignoring the Fierce Saber. Li Wuliang didn't dare just to kill her with the saber. He surely wouldn't. So he drew back the weapon, trying to retreat. However, it was too late. He had stopped the impossible-to-miss power and the never-stop-forwarding dash, which meant Xue Danru was now better than him in all aspects. Luckily, Xue Danru had put away her sword immediately, started to beat him with bare fists.
Li Wuliang couldn't endure the loss, so he tried to fight back.
Xue Danru didn't dodge. Instead, she directly held him tight and bit him fiercely.
Li Wuliang exclaimed loudly in pain, "Holy f*ck… You there… How can you just stand there and watch… Just get her off me already… Ouch ouch ouch… Shhh… Ah… It hurts…"
Xuan Bing and Jun Yinglian looked at each other and said nothing.
Yue Shuang and Yue Han were speechless and shocked…
Nobody knew whether to laugh or to cry.
Xue Danru bit on Li Wuliang's ear and snapped, speaking through her teeth, "Now… Are you going to give me an explanation or not? You… You…"
"Ouch, ouch… What explanation… Ouch, please… Be gentle… My ear is going off…"
"You heartbreaker! You indelicate rat… You… You…" Xue Danru seemed to be more and more in high spirit. She kept biting the ear and didn't let go a bit. Weirdly, she spoke better and better when biting his ear, "You tell me what explanation it is…"
"Ah…" Li Wuliang exclaimed loudly. He couldn't do anything to fight back at all.
Xuan Bing and Jun Yinglian smiled and looked at each other. Dragging each other's sleeves, they quietly left…
Yue Shuang and Yue Han were leaving too. They also took away Han Bingxue, who was completely in shock at the moment.