The Evil Consort Above An Evil King

She took a look at the moon above her head and then looked at the campfire nearby. She then looked at the unicorn which was having fun in the river and also its old master who was meditating. She was stunned, “Where’s this?”

Di Fuyi opened his eyes and looked at her. “Oh, you’re awake!”

Gu Xijiu pondered and recalled herself drinking a lot. She remembered feeling dizzy and then could not recall anything else after that. Upon deeper thought, she remembered that she fell off from the unicorn and almost drowned in the river. “Oh ya!” She recalled that Di Fuyi removed her top!

Gu Xijiu’s expression changed immediately with this recollection, and she quickly examined herself. She realized she was still wearing the same top and it was wet. Although she felt cold, she was glad that at least her top was buttoned up properly.

She then looked at Di Fuyi, who had changed into a new robe. The purple robe he wore earlier had turned into a moonlight white robe and he looked pleasant with it.

Gu Xijiu was shocked as he looked exactly like the jade statue when he was meditating! However, he returned to the evil side of him when he began to speak and that made her subconsciously tensed.

She looked at him and then took a look at herself, “Why… Why are my clothes wet?”

“Nice question!” Di Fuyi smiled, but his smile was not sincere at all, “You don’t remember anything at all?”

Gu Xijiu messaged her swollen forehead and shook her head, “I recalled falling from the back of the unicorn. Strangely, you were there, but why would I fall from its back?” She kind of trusted him!

Di Fuyi felt helpless but at the same time, he found it funny. He stared at her for a second and then explained, “You drank too much and tried to take advantage of me. Throughout the process, you puked on the unicorn, and it was pissed off, so it threw you off its back…”

Gu Xijiu remained silent, she did not even know she could be that rough! She massaged her eyebrows again, “But I remembered you saved me with a white ray…”

“You’re right, that’s because I was worried that you would become a minced burger, so I decided to save you.”

“How did I fall again then?” Gu Xijiu could not remember what happened.

“You were trying to kill yourself.” Di Fuyi continued without blinking his eyes, “We were quite near to the river. Hence, I did not try to pull you up.”

Gu Xijiu remained silent. She wanted to ask more questions but decided to let it go.

“I… I remember, you…” Gu Xijiu was stunned.

“Uh, what?”

“You… You molested me!” She had quite good memory on that.

“Me? Molest you?” Di Fuyi frowned, “You think too much, little girl. Even my hair is prettier than you, do you think I’m really so desperate?”

Gu Xijiu was speechless.

She pursed her lips, “Why did you remove my top then!?”

“You not only threw up on the unicorn, but you also puked on yourself. I was just trying to help you to clean.”

“But, you could just clean it with magic…” She still remembered how he dried her hair and clothes at the Man Xiang Lake. Why did he need to use his hand to wash her this time?

Di Fuyi looked at her and asked, “How did you feel when you were soaking in the water?”

“It sucks!” Gu Xijiu answered honestly.