The Evil Consort Above An Evil King

Di Fuyi sighed and proposed the third idea, “Why not? Then we should bathe our own selves respectively. I see your body and you see mine. Since I am a man, I will be more generous and allow you to see my body for a few more times so that you won’t feel that you are at a disadvantage.”

Gu Xijiu was speechless. She did not want to see his body either.

She still shook his head, “I don’t want!”

Di Fuyi frowned, “You rejected almost all the ideas. What do you really want? This is a female body, I can’t ask Mu Feng and the rest to come and bathe me.”

Gu Xijiu thought for a few seconds, “Let’s ask Waihu’s help to wash up…” She paused and did not continue.

Although it was a female body, there was a man’s soul inside the body. If she asked Lan Waihu’s help to wash his body, and if Yan Chen knew the truth, he would definitely be very angry.

Di Fuyi refused, “No! Waihu is not suitable to do it.”

Gu Xijiu thought for a moment and finally, she came up with a good proposal, “I know that you bring two female servants with you, right? Why don’t you ask them to wash your body for you?”

Di Fuyi looked at her, “That would be a good idea. Alright, my body needs to be washed too. Should I ask Mu Feng to wash it for you?”

Gu Xijiu was shocked and decisively shook her head, “No!”

Although the body was a man, she was inside the body! If she allowed Mu Feng to shower for her… she could not imagine what the scene would look like!

Di Fuyi’s face was dimmed, “Since you know that it is something unacceptable, you should know that it also something unacceptable for me to let a female servant bathe me!”

Gu Xijiu was surprised for a moment, “You don’t usually let the female servant bathe you? It is kinda normal for rich people to let their servants assist to bathe them.”

Di Fuyi answered lightly, “How can I simply let anyone touch my precious body?” It was not only the female servant, even Mu Feng and the rest had not seen his body before…

Usually, he would clean himself simply by using a cleaning spell. Taking bath was just a harmless hobby of him.

The suggestions that Di Fuyi proposed were all rejected by Gu Xijiu.

Then both of them realized that showering had become a chronic problem…

Before they could think of a proper solution to this problem, there was another problem that had popped up. Gu Xijiu suddenly found that she wanted to go to the toilet…

When she thought of the idea of a man urinating in the toilet, her face turned green!

It seemed like she needed to hold the private part…

Di Fuyi was very observant. When he saw the anxious look of Gu Xijiu, he was silent for a while and asked, “You want to urinate?”

The beautiful face of Gu Xijiu suddenly turned red. She glared at Di Fuyi, “I thought you are a god! Does a god need to… Need to pee?”

Di Fuyi sighed, “I have practiced Inedia so when my body is in good condition I wouldn’t need to pee. However, my body is not in a good condition now. Before it recovers to its normal state, it is just like a normal body.”

Gu Xijiu remained silent.

The problem of taking a bath could be a delayed but the urge of urinating could not. Gu Xijiu finally made up her mind and went to the dedicated toilet in the courtyard to settle it.

Of course, she was squatting rather than standing up…

Fortunately, there was no one else in the toilet or the scene would be very scary. People might think that the private parts of Celestial Master Zuo had a problem or it had been cut or that he had become a eunuch.