Chapter 46: Drunken Xue Pans Nonsense Promise to a Beautiful Concubine
Chapter 46: Drunken Xue Pans Nonsense Promise to a Beautiful Concubine
Chapter 46: Drunken Xue Pan's Nonsense Promise to a Beautiful Concubine
The rumbling sound of horses' hooves drifted away, as fast as when they came, leaving only wooden truncheon all over the ground, three disabled horses, and the ”black dog” whining from afar, "Sun, I’ll remember you!"
Tch!
Just remember all you want.
Sun Shaozong didn't care about the revenge of a mere dandy.
Anyway, his response today could be called correctitude. Even if the elder of the enemy heard about the cause and effect, most of them would also like to thank themselves for coming forward and preventing the possibility of a complete feud between the two families.
Even if he meets an elder who did not care, it's up to Feng Tang, the Great Conjuring General, to deal with it and not up to him, the younger generation.
At this time, Xue Pan had also loosened Feng Ziying's tie, grinned at Sun Shaozong, and gave him a big thumbs up, "Simple and direct, it’s really to one heart's content! Today, I had an eye-opener. With your ability, if you were to be born in the Three Kingdoms of the Eastern Han Dynasty, you must be able to compete with Lu Bu who is given the rank of nobility!"
Sun Shaozong was waiting for a few words of modesty. Feng Ziying rubbed his arm next to him, but he complained half truly, "Since Brother Sun has such a good skill, why didn’t you interfere earlier? You insist on seeing the jokes of your brothers."
Sun Shaozong smiled and said proudly, "Seeing that Qiu Yunfei's face turned black and blue, it's obvious that he has suffered a loss in your hands. This poor man, how can I bully him again?"
Three people versus dozens of military men can be called bullying others?!
Feng Ziying was speechless for a moment, but recalling Sun Shaozong's heroic and unparalleled performance just now, he had to admit that Sun Shaozong could be worthy of the word ”bullying.”
"Hahaha, now that the fight is over, what are we still waiting outside the door for? Let’s go, Lady Yun'er must have been waiting!" Xue Pan laughed. When he entered the Jinxiang Courtyard, Sun Shaozong and Feng Ziying followed him.
As soon as they passed through the door, he heard a few clangs of strings, and then the tone suddenly rose like brocade and waves, chaotic but not disorderly, urgent but not hurried, like a golden dagger on the battlefield, making people stimulate its veins!
The three men stopped their steps unconsciously and listened to the vigorous and heroic song.
After a while, the sound of the Chinese zither gradually subsided, but the aftersound was especially lingering, which made people recollect the pleasant sound of the song.
At this time, someone said in a soft voice in the withered branches and leaves in the flower garden on the right, "The song ”General's Mandate” is dedicated to the three triumphant heroes. I hope the three won’t dislike Yun'er's poor skills and pollute your listening."
While talking, they saw a woman in white with a high bun, holding a Chinese zither, walking out of the flower bed, smiling and bowing, which was better than spring.
Sun Shaozong and Feng Ziying were fine, but Xue Pan's saliva flowed out. He had just been inside and saw Yun’er, but the calculating smile at that time was very different from that at present!
"How can he not be fine? He’s super fine!"
He shouted quickly, "After hearing your refreshing ”General’s Mandate,” I can poke a hundred and eighty times more on the bed without saying anything!"
This guy… Really knows how to destroy the atmosphere!
The originally picturesque scene suddenly became extremely embarrassing.
Fortunately, Yun'er was not a boudoir talented lady, but a prostitute who made a living by prostitution or singing. She covered her mouth and reluctantly said, "Master Xue just likes to play and joke with people. It's cold outside, please come inside with me to continue the chat."
With that, she hugged the Chinese zither and led the way.
It was still the end of winter, but her spring shirt was thin, and her hips and legs overlap during the walk, revealing only a beautiful arc, sometimes like a full moon, sometimes like a peach, which was indescribably provocative.
Regardless of others, Xue Pan was fascinated. If Feng Ziying hadn't pulled him quickly, he might have put his claws on it and had a good experience with his hand.
Sun Shaozong felt a sigh with emotion that it was not easy to be a brothel prostitute. In winter, they could only wear thin clothes and suffer from the cold, but he suddenly felt a heat wave coming on his face. Looking at it in surprise, he found that there was steaming heat in the floor gap in the center of the hall.
Yun'er looked back at the right time and explained to Sun Shaozong, "There is a hot spring under the floor. Because it's too hot, it's used for heating, which added to its unique appeal."
This should be regarded as a semi-natural floor heating system, right?
Thinking like this, he saw two 13-year-old maidservants come forward and help Feng Ziying and Xue Pan take off their coats. When it was Sun Shaozong's turn, it was Lady Yun'er who came forward to serve him personally.
Her little white hand seemed to cross Sun Shaozong, intentionally or unintentionally, and her fingertips trembled slightly. Her confederate rose-like face was shy and charming, with countless styles that exceeded fascinating and charming.
Obviously, after seeing Sun Shaozong's ”unrivaled” appearance just now, Yun’er’s heart also unconsciously started to bloom and feel a little excited.
"Sister Yun'er, is it that you have a crush on our Second Brother Sun?" At this time, Xue Pan came up again, laughed, and said, "Then you have the wrong idea. My Second Brother loves women from good families the best, and he doesn't like those kinds of amorous women very much."
The hell! This guy really doesn’t know how to adopt different attitudes under different circumstances.
Even if this was indeed Sun Shaozong's mindset, he didn’t have to say it in front of others, did he?
After driving beyond forbearance, Sun Shaozong slapped him on the back of the head with a backhand and shouted, "If you don’t know how to speak, shut your mouth!"
Not to mention, this method of dealing with such a jerk as Xue Pan was very effective!
After Sun Shaozong's slap, his face was not even angry. On the contrary, he smiled foolishly, with a show-off look of, ”My big brother hit me, taking me as a brother.”
Sun Shaozong looked back and smiled at Yun'er. He went back to make amends and said, "Don't listen to him. Isn't Liang Hongyu of the Song Dynasty also a prostitute? I respect her very much."
Hearing this, the Lady Yun'er couldn't help but feel gloomy.
Although she also thinks highly of herself, how dare she compare with Liang Hongyu and other strange women through the ages?
Therefore, although this was euphemistic, it also meant alienation and rejection.
So she no longer focused on Sun Shaozong alone. She’s socially active in chatting and dancing, gradually pushing up the atmosphere of the banquet.
After that fight just now, the three people were already a little excited, not to mention with such beauty and wine.
In less than half an hour, Feng Ziying and Xue Pan were already drunk.
Feng Ziying unsteadily stripped off all his clothes, revealing the picture of Jinpeng spreading its wings on his back. He was almost unsteady when he stood, but he was making a fuss to dance a sword for Sun Shaozong. Sun Shaozong persuaded him with a few words, and when he saw that Feng Ziying couldn't listen at all, he threw his sword into the yard and handed over an empty scabbard.
Feng Ziying casually swung the scabbard a few times and suddenly rushed forward, but he directly drilled under Yun'er's table and fell asleep.
Xue Pan first applauded and laughed, then sat down at the table and cried loudly, shouting that all his brothers had excellent skills, but he had no good ability to liven the mood up.
Sun Shaozong, speechless, advised a few words, but the man hugged his thigh and pestered him endlessly. He insisted on giving Sun Shaozong one of his beautiful concubines at home to cheer him up, and with a big tongue, he told him all the goods of that beautiful concubine.
His words were full of extravagant remarks, which were as unpleasant as Sun Shaozong's biological Big Brother.