Chapter 253 - Can we

“…” Lin Yueqi lost her temper with him and said perfunctorily, “Alright alright, get it over with and quickly go back to sleep.”

Like a schoolboy who had just gotten candy, Lu Ting kissed her excitedly.

After that kiss, Lin Yueqi had completely lost her sleepiness. It felt like electricity was running through her body, it was numbing. Unlike the last time, this time felt particularly wonderful.

“Um…” Lin Yueqi said quietly, “You can kiss me again, but only a little one.”

“Mm.” The man moved over and gave her another small peck on the lips.

The kiss felt wonderful to Lin Yueqi, it tasted a hundred times sweeter than jelly. She never thought about this in the past, but only now did she realize that the feeling of a man kissing a woman could be this wonderful.

It felt like she had fallen into a cloud of cotton candy, sweet sugar wrapped around her body.

“Um…Old Lu.” Lin Yueqi’s voice was even quieter now. “Ahem, do you dare to…French kiss?”

Lu Ting, “…”

At this moment, Lu Ting had the illusion that he was in a relationship with an elementary school student.

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The insults against Li Murou online were so terrible that she didn’t dare to go online again. Due to her collapse in reputation, some netizens even sent wreaths to Swallow Canteen, leading her to close the restaurant without any other choice. Not only that, but she was also forced to pay a considerable amount of money due to the collective complaints of nausea and vomiting from guests who ate her food, and her chef’s license was revoked.

Even though she lost completely in this game with Lin Yueqi, losing her career as a chef, she still got to marry Li Xiujie at the very least.

She thought that Li Xiujie liked her as a person, but what she did not know was that Li Xiujie only liked her for her craft. The only reason he married her was because she could cook.

When Li Xiujie went to B City for a movie shoot, Li Murou followed him over as well to cook his three meals for him.

When he returned from the set, it was already 3:00 am, and he was hungry. Li Murou made him a bowl of wontons. Just in case it didn’t suit his taste, she had turned on the “Gourmet Chef Goddess” system on purpose.

As soon as Li Xiujie took a bite, Li Murou received a system prompt. “Ding ding~ The male and female leads tried French kissing. Their feelings warmed up and love mode has activated. The system is under serious attack and is about to die. While the system is in the process of dying, every food you make will turn into dark cuisine. Please be careful with your cooking, and please save the system as soon as possible! Break up the male and female leads! Otherwise, the system will self-destruct in twenty days. As the host, you will suffer the punishment of not being able to touch ingredients for the rest of your life. When that happens, every food you touch will become incredibly smelly.”

After that prompt ended, Li Xiujie choked on the stench of shit that suddenly filled his mouth and lungs, gagging furiously.

Li Xiujie was very hungry and tired after he came back from the shooting, so he became very irritated when he ate food like this. He threw the bowl at Li Murou and fumed. “What is this?!”

“I…” Li Murou quickly tried to explain. “The meat filling probably went bad. I’ll order takeaway for you.”

Li Xiujie frowned. “Takeout? You want me to eat takeout? Then what did I marry you for? As a decoration?”

Li Murou froze. She mustered an awkward smile and asked, “Didn’t you marry me because you liked me?”

Li Xiujie had an impatient look on his face. “Make another bowl. I’m hungry.”

But no matter what Li Murou cooked, it all smelled like shit. Finally, Li Xiujie couldn’t stand it anymore. He didn’t have the appetite to eat anything.

At night, when Li Murou laid down beside him, he seemed to be able to smell the stench from her too. He kicked her off the bed and yelled, “Move!”