The Hidden Myth of Ji Dara

Chapter 169 - Why Are Ghosts So Bad At Lying?

"It slaps my taste buds… Natural and fresh but also a little bit liquorish…" Dara commented as he opened his eyes to see a smug grin on Aunt Lin's face;

"You made this!?" He asked in apparent surprise as Aunt Lin nodded;

"What do you think?" She asked as he nodded his head with an impressed smile…

"This is immaculate… Can you mass-produce this?"

"Um… It takes only about ten minutes to make this jug, but if I had more hands, we should be able to make at least five of it in as much time…"

"I'm definitely getting you more hands… As a matter of fact, I think it's time you stop getting your hands dirty and instead have people do it whilst you simply supervise…"

"Meh… Then what would I be doing with my free time?"

"I don't have any other thing to do, and I would just be bored and alone most of the time… If only I had-" Aunt Lin was halfway into her speech when her eyes widened and she abruptly paused;

"Eh? What is it?"

"Nevermind… I'm just glad you liked it…"

Her eyes dimmed slightly and her voice trailed off, but Dara was no kid anymore and understood where the rest of the statement was going;

'I really didn't know this is how she mostly felt when I'm not around…' He thought to himself;

'No wonder she is always very active, happy and clingy whenever I'm around…'

He thought before taking another bite and feeding it to her, but that still didn't cheer her up, so he tried to figure out a way to do so, and when he couldn't find some, he simply shut his eyes…

Aunt Lin saw this and thought perhaps she had ruined his mood with her actions, but just as she was about to speak, he abruptly opened his eyes and smiled at her;

"Do you want to hear a joke?" Aunt Lin was slightly taken aback before she chuckled slightly and replied;

"Okay!" Her mood improved as she was actually loving the new him…

The usual Dara would still be snoozing his balls off by this time, but now, not only was did he wake before her, but he also brought her breakfast in bed, and was about to tell her a story; little actions that made her feel special, loved and happy;

"How do mountains see?"

Aunt Lin was stumped by the question, but after thinking hard for a while she couldn't come up with an answer;

"I don't know…"

"They peak!" He laughed whilst she simply smiled at the cheeky answer;

"Do you want to hear more?" Aunt Lin bubbled her head;

"Why did the fire fall in love?" Aunt Lin obviously had no answer so she simply gazed at him;

"Because it found its perfect match!" Aunt Lin giggled this time around;

"One more…" She asked as she sat up and faced him;

"I was up all night trying to figure out where the sun went?"

"Then it dawned on me…" Dara gave her another bite as Aunt Lin giggled; "One more please…" Aunt Lin asked like a little cutie;

"Alright, the last one…" Dara responded as he shut his eyes in thought;

"Why are ghosts so bad at lying?"

"Because you can see right through them…"

Dara added with a chuckle of his own, as Aunt Lin laughed softly and moved closer before taking the tray off his hands and placing by the bed, as she straddled him, and pushed him back on the bed, and then leaned in to kiss him…

They shared several minutes of kisses before Aunt Lin's hands finally went down to his groin and grabbed his schlong and then lowered herself on it, as they both shared a passionate morning sex…

By the time they were done, the entire tribe was already alit with the white and yellow roses in full glow…

They took another hot bath together, and dressed up before stepping out to begin their day…

They walked out with Aunt Lin grabbing one of his arms whilst resting her head on his shoulder as she they took a short walk around the tribe causing all the tribe members who saw them along the way to turn their necks and stare; this made Aunt Lin really happy whilst most of the girls at Dara's age were all looking with eyes glowing like stars…

"Aww, look at the two of them, they are a perfect match made by the heavens…"

"She looks so happy, and radiant… How I wish I could also have someone to make me feel that way…"

"Che'… With that your 12 inch nose, no one would even spare you another glance…"

"Ji Ping, if you would have me, I will dedicate my lifetime to making you feel that way…"

"Ji Bao, I have always told you not to speak like that to me again!" Several tribesmen looked at the duo as they fantasized being in a similar situation…

They all felt happy for them, and some of them looked to their partners and smacked them on their head, and an example was Ji Chen's woman, whilst Ji Wang's woman on the other hand looked to the other side and snorted when he tried to emulate them, as Ji Wang scratched his head with an awkward smile…

The duo obviously noticed all this as Aunt Lin's cheeks went rosy as Dara escorted her to the farm where about 30 little kids and 70 male and female adults were waiting to begin their daily tasks, but just as she wanted to enter the farm, Dara grabbed her arm, and pulled her into his embrace…

His hands found her waists as he leaned in and gave her a hot passionate kiss in front of the crowd, as the kids clapped whilst some of the adults whistled at their public display of affection…

Aunt Lin blushed intensely as their lips parted as she pulled her bangs behind her ears with one hand;

"See you later, my queen…"

Dara added before walking away as Aunt Lin stood there looking at his figure shrink into the distance with a beet red face and love smitten expression;

"Hmm Hmm!" A lady cleared her throat beside Aunt Lin, snapping her back to reality as her blush intensified;

"So, where should we begin today, tribe lady?" She asked as Aunt Lin followed her into the farm…

Dara on the other hand, headed straight for the Qi Stone Room…

He seemed to be in extremely high spirits and felt in peak mental state, as he sat cross legged and grabbed a full Qi Stone before shutting his eyes…