Chapter 78: Self-Awareness Is Still Not Clear Enough
Chapter 78: Self-Awareness Is Still Not Clear Enough
Chapter 78: Self-Awareness Is Still Not Clear Enough
"What the hell, that bar owned by a vampire has now become a mecca for online celebrity check-ins, even the name has changed from the Bloody Bar to the Witch's Bar, and the icon is still the long-nosed green-skinned witch from fairy tales?"
After three days, Lu Chuang listened to what Lorna slowly narrated on the phone, with a dumbfounded expression.
Who the hell came up with this idea?
So f**king creative!
Lu Chuang never imagined that there are crouching dragons and phoenixes hidden among the vampires, so he transformed the vampire's hunting ground into a holy place for online celebrity check-in, and directly changed the horror painting style to the earthy painting style.
Why don't you find a vampire to live broadcast headshots for veterans, and guarantee that it will be popular all over the world the next day!
It was difficult for Lu Chuang to accept this reality for a while, but Lorna on the other end of the phone couldn't bear it anymore.
An angry voice came from the phone.
"You bastard priest!"
"I've said it countless times, my name is Lorna, Lorna, if I'm not Green Elf, you just won't listen!"
"Well, here comes a damn witch legend, and now the bar has become a 13 Internet celebrity bar, and all those vampires are gone. "My pocket money is gone!"
From Lorna's words, it can be seen how angry she is at the moment, and she even forgot to cover up her true thoughts.
Since the bar had their own harvest, Lu Chuang and Lorna made an appointment to go to that bar every night to hunt vampires, Lu Chuang was in charge of seduction, Lorna was in charge of control, and then Lu Chuang was in charge of harvesting, and finally the two shared the small money equally.
Although their cooperation is becoming more and more tacit, it is inevitable that people will find out if they do this kind of thing too much, especially Lorna's hair color is hard to avoid being noticed.
As the person concerned, it is actually not difficult to guess what the truth of this witch legend is.
Even so, Lorna could not accept this fact.
Not to mention her, there must be no girl who can accept her image, which looks like a witch with green skin, long nose, and wrinkled skin in The Wizard of Green Rice.
Now Lorna can't even imagine what kind of scene it will be if she is found to be a legendary witch, it will be a scene of social death!
And Lorna heard that many Mutants have their own code names.
So what should she be called, witch?
This code name sounds like a super evil villain!
The more Lorna thought about it, the angrier she became, she wished she could directly strangle Lu Chuang's neck through the phone.
Hearing Lorna's worry, Lu Chuang comforted: "It's okay, now only I know that you are that witch, and I promise I won't tell it. Except for the two of us, no third person will know that you are a witch!"
"What witch, is it the witch legend that has become popular on YouTube recently?"
Next to him, the little Peter who was doing exercises suddenly raised his head and exclaimed: "My God, you even know a witch. Could it be that she is also a superhero?"
Little Peter's voice was unusually loud, and Lu Chuang could clearly feel that Lorna on the other end of the phone paused for a few seconds.
"You bastard god...toot toot!"
Lu Chuang hung up the phone directly, he was afraid that if he continued speaking, Lorna would turn into a green titan Hulk in anger.
However, Lu Chuang couldn't help feeling a little pity when he heard that the bar owned by the vampire was gone.
After three days of struggle, the mana in his body has increased by nearly half!
There is just one problem. For the application of mana, Lu Chuang is still stuck in the rough technique of attaching weapons or other people. He instinctively thinks that there will be a better way to use it, but he just has no clue.
In this regard, Lu Chuang already has plans. He knows that there are real spells in the Marvel world. Maybe he can learn the corresponding skills when he finds those spells.
Putting down the phone, Lu Chuang looked at little Peter with a smile: "Little Peter, why don't you have time to play with the computer recently? Do you think there are too few exercises? It just so happens that I made a small amount of money as a big brother recently, why don't I give you 30 kilograms?" Let's treat it as an early birthday present."
Little Peter almost missed his pen.
He hasn't finished half of the 30-pound exercises that Lu Chuang sent before, and now the weight unit has been doubled, which is killing him.
Little Peter quickly raised his hand and explained: "I use the computer for a reason. It's the design drawing of the steel armor. I want to check the price of the materials, but... I found that those materials are a bit expensive."
Lu Chuang curled his lips in disdain. As a millionaire, he was fearless and patted his chest and said, "Little Peter, you may not know me very well. I have nothing good about me. I just have money, and I can use money to solve the problem." It's not a problem, just give me a number, how much will it cost in total?"
"Really, that's great, I roughly calculated, it's not much, only 50 million USD is enough!"
Lu Chuang suddenly fell silent.
After a long time, Lu Chuang slowly said: "I suddenly feel that my self-awareness is still not clear enough, you continue to do exercises here and I will go out to blow the air."
The little Peter looked at Lu Chuang in confusion, only feeling that the other person's back seemed a little lonely.
He was young and didn't know.
The collapse of adults is often just a moment.
"Weasel, I'm out of money!"
In Sister Margaret's bar, Lu Chuang put the pistol on the table with a snap, and said bluntly.
The weasel widened his eyes, and said in a panic: "It's useless if you want to rob me. I'm just a poor man. If you want to rob, go and rob that guy Wade. He must have money. 493 If you need it, I can also Tell you where he lives!"
As expected of a good brother, facing Lu Chuang's threat, Weasel resolutely sold Wade.
"What a mess."
Lu Chuang explained: "I mean, I want to go back to work and continue to be my mercenary, so you quickly introduce me to the commission!"
Hearing Lu Chuang's words, Weasel breathed a sigh of relief: "You said it earlier, you almost scared me to death, I saw you pulled out your gun, and thought you were trying to rob me.
"How is it possible, I know your home address, if I want it, won't I just break through the door and take it directly?"
Seeing that the weasel didn't speak, Lu Chuang said anxiously: "Quickly find out if anyone else wants to offer me a reward, preferably a high reward."
The weasel was startled, it wasn't the first time he saw someone wishing to be rewarded by the island.
He shook his head: "No, since that time you were caught...uh, I mean after you caught yourself, there is no news of a bounty on you."
Lu Chuang secretly thought it was a pity, it seems that this shortcut to get quick money is impossible.
"Well, I'm just asking casually, it doesn't mean anything else, has Wade been offered a reward?"
....I know what you want to do, but unfortunately, no. "