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Chapter 25: Dimensional Store (2)
Chapter 25: Dimensional Store (2)
? Dimensional Store (2) ?
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Dimensional Store?
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A store meant a place where goods were sold.
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Then, what exactly was this store selling?
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Such questions were common, not only among those who were selected as Open Beta Testers, but also those who were not.?
However, there was no need to wait long to find out. Soon, reviews started pouring in.
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?oooh if i buy something it’s transferred immediately? fr?
?cosmic delivery? daz a fat fucking W
?currently in a demon world survival novel lol… ah… do u even know how long it has been since i drank clean water?
?an ordinary flour bread? god-tier value of 3 points
?what? I had to pay 5 points though?
?apparently VAT applies depending on the distance between dimensions and the level of the civilization LMAOOO
?V… AT…?
?No, what is the meaning of this Mr. Oradge! I had to pay 10 points! Why is it three times more expensive for me! If you have a mouth, spea…!
?Apparently, it’s unavoidable because of the relay or something. That’s why they’re going to add another Bluadge soon.
?what does picking a Bluadge have to do with relays?
?idk u dumfuck u go read it yourself
?can’t be bothered
?is this mfer crazy LMAOOOO
?ah LOL i wasn’t even selected for the obt lolololol
?but seriously, this is blowing my mind. isn’t the community changing way too quickly?
?it’s much better than the days when it was just shitposts LMAOOO
?frfr item transfer across dimensions? LMAOOO how is this shit real
?does that mean we can eventually buy and sell too?
?dunno. only the Oradge knows
The responsiveness and execution of the Oradge were well known to anyone interested in the community. Rumors were already widespread.
Therefore, it was natural to expect the store to evolve into something unimaginable through gradual updates.
?Praise the Oradge!
?Oh my Lord.
?We must put the Oradge in the basement! Put him to work!
?If he obediently takes up labor, there will be no bloodshed.
?Worship the Oradge!
?Offer up memes for the Oradge!
?Indeed! Indeed!
?I’m going to release all the meme paying tribute to him that I’ve been saving up till now.
?you fucking lunatics, the Oradge is an emperor, isn’t he? why would he need any of that shit?!
?ye mfer has three thousand palace beauties no doubt
?Worship him!
?CHARGEEEEEE! THE BLUADGE ISN’T HERE RIGHT NOW!!
?Hehe lez gooOOOOO!
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It was barely suppressed with the Grandmaster level reaction speed of the Bluadge.?
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?agh so what the fuck are they selling? im getting dizzy from waiting!
?food, drinking water, daily necessities
?no u fat fuck im asking what kind of food there are and what kind of daily necessities there are!
?honestly, i have no clue
?THIS MOTHERFU#@%@#%!%@#%!!
In the General Store of the Open Beta Service, simple food, water, and daily necessities were sold.?
But was bread and water really that important? After all, it was nothing special. In fact, it didn’t even have some extraordinary taste.?
There were those who did not understand why the sale of bread and water caused such an uproar.?
However…?
?What fucking blows my mind is I won’t have to worry about starving anymore. Food was always a pain in the ass when entering a Gate.
?same whenever i entered a labyrinth LMAO
?The esteemed being known as the Oradge is indubitably the God of Heaven and Earth. The people have been suffering from famine. Now, many will be saved thanks to him.
?oh shit, gramps, u must have some points, yeah? donate some to me if u have some left LOL im barely making a living by furiously posting on the forum
?How dare! This low-life, bastardly, son of a!@$!@%
?My stepmother doesn’t give me food. But now, even if she does, I won’t eat it. I can eat food and water without worrying about it being poisoned….
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The reviews were overwhelmingly positive. This prompted lengthy posts to be written.?
-Title : I’m saying this because some people still don’t seem to get it, but….
Guys, this is a tremendous innovation. Unlike other products, bread, water, and daily necessities are not limited in quantity. What does that mean? Basically, as long as we have Karma, we are free from the confines of food. We don’t have to be bound by eating and drinking. Do you still not understand? What this signifies?
?why is this mfer overexaggerating so much?
?u mad bro? LOL
?ikr LMAOOOO
?facts
?LMAOOOOOOOO
?free? what free? mfer is on some shit LOL
?let him be, seems like he cant even afford a piece of bread or something
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“These stupid fools.”
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Viscount Stefan, General of the Mile Kingdom, burst into anger as he read the community posts.?
If one had Karma Points, they could secure food and water indefinitely. Moreover, without even being constrained by time.?
Did they truly not understand what that implied?
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After the store launched, his entire body shivered with thrill.
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“When thinking in terms of individual units, it probably won’t be perceptible.”
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What was one of the most critical elements in warfare? Surely, no one would dispute that supply was one of them.?
Supply.?
Supply was indispensable in war. It had been said that the outcome of war was determined by logistics and supplies.
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Thus, if the store was utilized well, it could offer tremendous strategic value in terms of supply.
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“General! The Beltiz army has surrounded the castle and cut off all supply routes! It seems they have no intention of retreating until we surrender! What should we do now?”?
That’s right. Just like how his current situation was.?
“No matter how formidable the Beltiz may be, they couldn’t possibly overcome our Iron Fortress. How much food do we have left?”
“Seeing as how it’s a gateway fortress, we only have a month’s supply left.”
“Hmph. Those punks must have known this and made their choice accordingly.”
“My Lord! Thanks to your foresight, we had stockpiled a month’s supply, but… once that month is over…!”
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Just yesterday, he would have shared the same concerns as his adjutant. But now, it was different.
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His available Karma was 47 million Points.?
As long as he used it properly, he could easily secure enough food for one or two years.
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“Those Beltiz bastards must be suffering more from this supply issue than us. There is no way I do not know that. Haha. They must be quite desperate.”
“G-General!”?
The adjutant sent a worried glance, wondering if the General had lost his mind.?
“General. It will take at least three months for reinforcements to arrive. No matter how much we reduce the rationing….”?
Viscount Stefan grinned. He was truly grateful to the Oradge.
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“There is no need to worry. As long as we hold out, victory is ours.”
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He possessed enough wisdom to turn this situation into an opportunity.?
“I will handle the food issue. Just let rumors spread among the soldiers that we are short on supplies. Make sure the enemy does not catch on that we have an ample amount.”?
The adjutant was puzzled by the General’s confident proclamation of having resolved the supply issue, but he did not speak out. His strong belief in the Impregnable Stefan, Maestro of Reversals, was the reason for this. ?
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“The reaction isn’t bad, huh.”
-Food and water are essential for humans, after all.
“Still, the earnings aren’t as good compared to the sales volume.”
-Ordinary bread and water are nothing more than loss leader products anyway, are they not?
“That’s true.”
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Loss leader products, also known as a form of bait, were items used to attract customers to sell or promote main products, sometimes priced lower than cost or given as free services to induce additional spending.
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In other words, these were items intended to promote the Dimensional Store and make it familiar to users. Furthermore, Karlstein did not want to charge high prices for items essential for survival. It wasn’t out of a sense of ‘philanthropy’ or ‘sentiment’, though.?
The more customers there were, the more Karma it brought.?
The fewer customers there were, the more users died, the more he stood to lose from the Karma they had earned and would earn in the future.
Karlstein regularly checked the community’s response while browsing through the product list.?
The store didn’t just have ordinary flour bread.?
?they be sellin protein bread for 30 points LMAOOO but it tastes like dogshit LOL
?is this the journey to becoming a gym rat?
?im still young so i wasn’t able to escape poverty yet, but it’s a relief hehe protein bread ftw!
?i really did need protein to grow taller LMAOOO in this shitty medieval era, it’s hard to get meat fuck me
?fr might as well eat this instead of meat.
Apparently, because the Oradge was a Transmigrator, he knew exactly what was needed and what the users desperately wanted.
For young reincarnators who had to focus on growth, it was especially an opportunity like no other. Whether it was Murim or Fantasy, anyone in their growth phase knew the importance of protein.
And besides that, when it came to daily necessities, women were particularly ecstatic.?
?MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY! MAGIC PANTY!
?I praise you, Oradge. Fuck me i was on the verge of quitting life because i didnt have menstrual pads
?holy fucking shit
?fr emperor oppa is godgodgod
?hello, granny? wdym oppa?
?do u wanna fuckin die
?Genderbender without menstrual pads is hell. Remember. It is hell.
?u can instantly tell he deliberately priced it cheap.
?sex?
That wasn’t all. In fact, there were even greater items among the daily necessities. Moreover, at a special price.
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[‘Just this is all you need!’ Perfect Hair Loss Remedy – Limited Special Price Event 100P / Remaining Stock : 9,982]
?Baldmen
?Baldmen
?Baldmen
?he’s just a god
?he’s just a godx2
?Baldmen
?will the annoying Baldmen Order finally disappear now?
?ikr? i was so fucking tired of hearing the same thing over and over
?Baldmen
?Baldmen
?fuck me in the ass it’s already sold out?
In less than 30 minutes, 10,000 units of Hair Loss Remedy were sold out.
?Who is it? Who the fuck is committing such a heinous sin of hoarding?
?Those bastards should have three generations of their families be wiped out.
?isn’t someone buying them to resell? selling just one can turn their life around, right?
?LOL they’d have to find a bald + rich person to trade safely tho
?i wanted to stockpile some, but it turns out u can only buy one per person. not even faking ur nick or pulling some cloning no jutsu works…
?yep that’s why i couldn’t buy any for my son or grandson
?you seriously used it on yourself? where the fuck did your conscience go….
?who the fuck bought them when they aren’t even bald?
?nah no fucking shot guys seriously that ain’t fuckin it. don’t do that shit you motherfuckers
Surprisingly, the stock sold out without any duplicate purchases.
But putting all that side, the item that received the most praise was:
[Ordinary K-Fried Chicken – 200P / Remaining Stock : 4,325]
Fried chicken.
?HOLY FUCK IT’S HERE!!!!!!!!
?Oh, my Lord.
?From now on, any attack on the Oradge will be considered an attack on me.
?isn’t this fucking crazy?
?anyone know the recipe of this?
?holyyyyy LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
?Is the Oradge perhaps God?
?Oradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge! Oradge!
?I will start praising the Oradge from now on.
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The stock of 10,000 units vanished in an instant.