Chapter 170: Goth Mommy!
Chapter 170: Goth Mommy!
[Anomaly found!]
[Anomaly found!]
[Reevaluating the world...!]
"Reevaluating what? It's not like I've used any cheats or something, right? Well, my system is a cheat, but still, I never asked for it! I would've been fine with a normal system..."
It was true. He had never asked for a special system. He hadn't even thought about something like this.
But he was chosen, and chosen for a reason. What that reason was, he didn't know, and frankly, he didn't care.
His focus was solely on Vhalla, who had started her transformation.
Her body lifted into the air, and a large gust of wind swirled around her like she was the epicenter of a magical tornado.
One of her limp hands rose, and the entire plain beneath him shook as if it were trying to do the Harlem Shake.
The earth cracked and trees were hoisted into the air like props in a disaster movie. Dust swirled around her as if she were the eye of a tornado, and her eerie laugh echoed across the battlefield, chilling him to the bone.
Vrooom~
He heard a strange vroom sound from above and slowly turned his head toward the red blood moon. As expected, it was shaking violently.
Then, in a dramatic flourish, the moon began to disintegrate like sand in an hourglass, its particles flying toward the swirling mass of dust and debris that was Vhalla.
"I suppose this is a cut scene too," Kaisen mused, feeling like an impatient gamer waiting for the boss fight to resume. "Well, if her second phase makes her more powerful than me, I'd better interrupt this scene..."
A moment of doubt flickered across his mind, and he scowled.
"Th-that won't be the case, right?"
He didn't even want to contemplate an outcome where Vhalla became stronger than him. After all, if she did, the first thing she'd probably do was snap his dick off for insulting her.
The red dust from the moon swirled around her, creating a giant red tornado that reached the sky.
Yet, as he watched the spectacle, he felt nothing. No fear, no sense of danger. Kaisen simply waited for her to transform, his hands in his pockets, a bored look on his face.
There was a strange beauty in the spectacle, like watching a fireworks show put on by a particularly vengeful deity.
The nightmarish transformation unfolded before him, a dance of destruction and power.
"Come on, lady," Kaisen muttered, cracking his neck, "I've got a schedule to keep. Let's see this grand transformation already. Do you turn into a dragon, a demon, or just a really angry milf or a vixen?"
Also, with the moon taking a nosedive and disappearing from the sky, the field plunged into darkness.
The only light source now was the faint green glow from the tips of the grass blades, like a million tiny glow sticks at a rave.
Then it happened. The dust began to settle, and the first change he noticed in the boss was her name.
Vhalla, the Night Bloom, was now Vhalla, the Queen of Night.
Her health bar, previously at a mere 25%, was now fully restored and glowing ominously. Her level? A staggering 720.
"So her level doubled, huh? What is going on? If I wasn't here, how was anyone supposed to take on someone like her? This game's mechanics are toast—"
He didn't have time to finish his train of thought before another system message made him scowl again.
[Compensation for Anomaly in progress...]
"Don't tell me, she's this high level because of me..."
That seemed a likely outcome. The average player would be level 40 or 50 by the time they got here.
Exceptional players like Lloyd and the others who got lucky might be in their sixties. But Vhalla at level 720? It was like facing a dragon with nothing but a toothpick.
Even then, how are they supposed to take on someone like the Hands of the Night or the Night Shade King, let alone Vhalla, whose first phase level was triple that of the strongest player?
That doesn't make sense at all. But if he was the cause of it, then it makes perfect sense.
An anomaly like him, level 1440 in this early area, was like dropping a hungry tiger into a pit full of baby rabbits. Even the bosses never stood a chance.
But by compensating with additional levels for the enemies, the world was balancing things out.
This revelation also meant one more thing.
"My entire existence is putting my friends' lives in danger."
The more he leveled up, the more the enemies grew powerful. More powerful than any exceptional player.
Even if Lloyd and the others grinded for days, leveling up quickly like Kaisen was simply impossible.
So no matter what they did, as long as Kaisen was in the game or with them, the enemy was going to scale up to match his level.
It was like having a cheat code that made the game harder instead of easier, like if someone replaced your bike's training wheels with rocket thrusters and expected you to navigate a narrow mountain path.
Kaisen was the rocket-powered cyclist, and the world was constantly raising the stakes, turning every bunny slope into Mount Everest.
'What am I supposed to do then? Leave them? But that's not possible at all.'
He shook those thoughts out of his system. Now was not the time to think about what-ifs and maybes. Now was the time to focus on the brand new woman in front of him.
'Damn, boy... She just leveled up like a video game character on steroids. It's making my little brother twinkle like a disco ball at a nightclub.'
Indeed, the dust around Vhalla had settled, revealing the Queen of Night in her full, jaw-dropping glory.
Her once long, flowing gown had shrunk like a wool sweater in a hot wash, transforming into a sultry ensemble of plain black with hints of red.
Her lips had darkened to match the night, and her aura had taken on a whole new vibe.
The gown dipped dramatically at her cleavage, exposing her ample busts while teasingly covering her nipples like the world's sexiest game of peekaboo.
A large slit on her left thigh exposed her sexy legs, now adorned with black stockings that started at her ankles and stretched all the way up, complementing her beauty and sexiness even more.
Her hair was darker than the deepest abyss, flowing behind her like an inky waterfall.
Overall, only one word came to his mind, and that one word was a beauty indeed.
"Goth Mommy...."
His mouth hung open, his dick straining in his pants like a caged beast desperate to be released, held, and buried inside her.
'Damn, I wanna fuck her so bad.'
Kaisen thought, biting his lip as his eyes roamed over her voluptuous body from head to toe like a starved wolf eyeing a juicy steak.
He imagined her as his personal woman, waking him up with a blowjob and lulling him to sleep with her tits as his pillows.
But first things first—he needed to defeat her. Show her who's boss.
Then she raised her hand, and a strange light began to form on her palm. Kaisen didn't react; he was too smitten, totally entranced by her.
"Now sleep…"
She murmured as the light in her hand shattered into a million glittering pieces and scattered into the air.
He didn't realize what she was doing until the system message popped up in his mind.
[Sleep perfume entering your body]
[Due to high level, sleep status is negated]
Kaisen turned his head to look at his friends in the distance. As expected, they were already sprawled on the ground, knocked out cold by her magic.
They were just too low level to resist her powers.
A sinister smile crept across his lips as he licked them slowly.
"You just made this easy for me, you know..." he purred, his voice dripping with dark amusement.
He advanced towards her, relishing the moment. She was like a deer caught in headlights, unaware that her attempt to put him to sleep had only fueled his predatory instincts.
It was time. To make her kneel in front of him. To make a proud main boss his personal whore.